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Statutory Ape posted:wow tbh this sounds really cool if you arent the loser in a van doing 30 I'm sure it is, and the only quick way to stop being the loser is to drop $50-80 for that one vehicle.
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happyhippy posted:I'm sure it is, and the only quick way to stop being the loser is to drop $50-80 for that one vehicle. GTA is life im gonna redownload this bitch and see what an $80 car looks like
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May 21, 2020 14:17
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I don't know why I keep being forced to spend hundreds of dollars of real money to buy all these things for this online game that I'm legally compelled to play that isn't even fun ever it's terrible please make it stop
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May 21, 2020 14:21
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if you lose your epic games password and uninstall the game it can be like this never happened. no one has to know
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May 21, 2020 14:43
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oh poo poo thanks for the tip about getting it installed before the sale ends. I bought it for 360 back in the day and never bothered to finish it. I don't give a poo poo about multiplayer but I ate Mafia 3 up when it was free and was looking for another open world game.
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Big Beef City posted:I don't know why I keep being forced to spend hundreds of dollars of real money to buy all these things for this online game that I'm legally compelled to play that isn't even fun ever it's terrible please make it stop Yeah I just use a mod to give myself money lol
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May 21, 2020 15:48
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:I played the entirety of Mafia 2 and I only remember three things about it: Wasn't this in La Norie too, like one of the entire points was "you're playing as a regular detective who is a regular person, follow the loving laws"?
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:3. It made you actually follow traffic laws, the holy grail of hyper-realism Rockstar drools over. This is the one thing I'm always pleasantly surprised that Rockstar had yet to change.
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EorayMel posted:Wasn't this in La Norie too, like one of the entire points was "you're playing as a regular detective who is a regular person, follow the loving laws"? Even though this game was sorta half baked, I wish they would make a sequel. My wife freaking loved it because it's gta without all the shooting (shes bad at games with shooting).
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LA Noire is kind of weird because the game is a 50s-style noir detective thriller with super serious interrogations and gritty police work, but then you can walk down the streets and start murdering pedestrians and blowing up cars like it's GTA. I don't really understand why Rockstar designed the game that way.
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i appreciated that LA Noire at least tried to do something cool tbh.
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Yeah I got a feeling of "freshness" from LA Noire even though it was kinda a weird mix of like, old school adventure point and click game and modern era GTA. It's ok it wasn't perfect because it was new and cool enough to be fun anyway.
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the free game now is civilization 6  i mean i assume havent played it or heard anything about it
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gary oldmans diary posted:the free game now is civilization 6 Civ 6... more like Civ FIX this bad loving game lmbo!!!!
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May 21, 2020 18:11
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I know  are kinda taboo here, but that's one way to play V for free without having to install any goddamn launcher from Epic, Rockstar Social Club, whatever else they force you to run. Same with Uplay and all the others.That promo is available year-round.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:LA Noire is kind of weird because the game is a 50s-style noir detective thriller with super serious interrogations and gritty police work, but then you can walk down the streets and start murdering pedestrians and blowing up cars like it's GTA. I don't really understand why Rockstar designed the game that way. i think they wanted to do something new and methodical and then the execs were like "ok but you need to put the [core gta audience expectations] in there because its a rockstar game" so they just tacked that poo poo on to the open world part of the game even though it made no sense personally while i appreciated what the game tried to do, i dont think it worked at all, the detective work was way too on rails to be fun imo. the closest thing to a "detective simulator" that ive found actually fun is Obra Dinn
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Bronze Fonz posted:I know
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gary oldmans diary posted:this guy has the inside scoop on piracy being a thing that exists and now hes probed RIP
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man I just bought civ6 a few weeks ago because of the pandemic and stuff too oh god I'm so irate that I'm literally farting. Also i hear you can just pirate PC games and play them at fairly reduced prices? I hadn't been aware of that, that sounds really neat but also extremely dangerous and sexy like smoking a cigarette behind a dumpster or getting into an adults car for candy can anyone CONFIRM/DENY what that's all about???
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May 21, 2020 19:42
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I don't want to deal with a company running extra software on my computer so I will instead trust that this game I got from a torrent doesn't have ransomware or a cryptominer installed
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lmao haha
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg8uA2F27cE
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When I click on it it says "This video only plays if you have pirated software detected." lol that's p cool since I don't pirate stuff, whats the real video like?
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May 21, 2020 20:31
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gary oldmans diary posted:the free game now is civilization 6 Vanilla Civ VI is garbage, but with the latest expansions it's pretty good. Even better with mods.
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punk rebel ecks posted:Even better with mods.
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wilfredmerriweathr posted:Yeah I got a feeling of "freshness" from LA Noire even though it was kinda a weird mix of like, old school adventure point and click game and modern era GTA. It's ok it wasn't perfect because it was new and cool enough to be fun anyway. I wanted to like LA Noire a lot more than I did. As soon as a I finished the game I never thought anymore about it, until this thread.
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gary oldmans diary posted:mods always make things worse Civ VI has plenty of unique civilizations and allow you to have huge sized maps.
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Big Beef City posted:When I click on it it says "This video only plays if you have pirated software detected." lol that's p cool since I don't pirate stuff, whats the real video like? issa big tiddy goth chick slapping her butt cheeks and saying "ooh, beef city"
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Started playing San Andreas again because of this thread and holy poo poo I forgot how fun the PS2 GTA games were.
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Cubone posted:issa big tiddy goth chick slapping her butt cheeks and saying "ooh, beef city" like in a good way or in a way that says she's surprised to see me and I shouldn't be there and should leave because whatever is cool I wouldn't want to be rude, on the other hand I WOULD like to see a goth titty lady and her butt and what she's doing with it probably so that seems like something I would stick around for depending on the answer and how it was said
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Started playing San Andreas again because of this thread and holy poo poo I forgot how fun the PS2 GTA games were. Play Bully, it's even better.
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Started playing San Andreas again because of this thread and holy poo poo I forgot how fun the PS2 GTA games were. Vice City and San Andreas are the peak of the franchise. It's way downhill from there.
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Big Beef City posted:like in a good way or in a way that says she's surprised to see me and I shouldn't be there and should leave because whatever is cool I wouldn't want to be rude, on the other hand I WOULD like to see a goth titty lady and her butt and what she's doing with it probably so that seems like something I would stick around for depending on the answer and how it was said shes annoyed but not enough that she's telling you to leave
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I booted this up the other day and I still had my GOON STREET gang tag from when I got this game for Xbox360 in 2013  Pretty surprising because I probably played like 4 times for a total of 5 hours way back when before my character got deleted by their serversRockstar Social name is timpanihilistic if anyone wants to friend me. I’ve been trying to link up with an IRL friend to play with them eventually but hell, the more the merrier!
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Sunswipe posted:Play Bully, it's even better. bully was good but no way is it better than san andreas
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does anybody remember those ycs gta4 days of the whacky videos? there was one called "burgers" where a fat burger salesman says "burgers!" then niko shoots him in the head while screaming "shut up and gently caress off!!" it was the height of comedy back in 2009.
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toggle posted:does anybody remember those ycs gta4 days of the whacky videos? there was one called "burgers" where a fat burger salesman says "burgers!" then niko shoots him in the head while screaming "shut up and gently caress off!!" No, BUT, I'm very interested in these too. I remember a video set to Casino Zone music from Sonic 3 where the player keeps lurching the car forward as their CPU follower tries to get in like 5-6 times in a row. And for some reason in 2008 or whenever this was my brain decided that was the funniest combination of noises and colors that had ever been conceived
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc0hqQ42eYo lmao still owns
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I have to play this with my laptop keyboard because I do not game and have no fancy poo poo so I gave up like 5 minutes in, it was bad. I'll go back to my dozens of other random free games from them 
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Crusty Nutsack posted:I have to play this with my laptop keyboard because I do not game and have no fancy poo poo so I gave up like 5 minutes in, it was bad. I'll go back to my dozens of other random free games from them Pro tip: if you stick fairy lights to it and draw arrows on WASD keys, it instantly upgrades to a gamer keyboard.
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