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Your Shoes
May 6, 2020

by Reene
aye aye aye ayyyyyyyyy swamp booga buhbie get dat bouncing av out my face or i'm gonna go taste yo sistas sicilian gravy ya know what i mean?????????????????????????

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drunkenmonkeystyle
Jan 16, 2020

Gonk!!

Hi.

Cosmic Thing
Sep 24, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
We go hwauurd!

Your Shoes
May 6, 2020

by Reene

get da fuqq outta here ya loving palooka nd go sip some gravy wit da fishes

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


I'm pukin on the LIRR at 2 AM

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM5_6js19eM

Cosmic Thing
Sep 24, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Your Shoes posted:

get da fuqq outta here ya loving palooka nd go sip some gravy wit da fishes

Where did pwark my cward!?

Your Shoes
May 6, 2020

by Reene

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I'm pukin on the LIRR at 2 AM

brudda u can go stay at my cousin sallys she will treat ya right but dont make a pass at hurr whor rear end u know whattamean?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I bounce, hold on, I am on the roleplaying forums

*I bounce into your arms*

Me: Oh wow, I'll put flubber down your throat.

*You smile playfully, I caress your cheek and you smile and giggle*

You: But I can't, I'm just a country boy.

*I laugh and look into your sparkling eyes*

Me: But my love, country boys love huge pigs balls

*You look at me surprised*

You: But you're a cow not a pig, our love is forbidden

*I Laugh again knowing that you are naive*

Me: my whole body pig balls lol

Your Shoes
May 6, 2020

by Reene

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I bounce, hold on, I am on the roleplaying forums

*I bounce into your arms*

Me: Oh wow, I'll put flubber down your throat.

*You smile playfully, I caress your cheek and you smile and giggle*

You: But I can't, I'm just a country boy.

*I laugh and look into your sparkling eyes*

Me: But my love, country boys love huge pigs balls

*You look at me surprised*

You: But you're a cow not a pig, our love is forbidden

*I Laugh again knowing that you are naive*

Me: my whole body pig balls lol

i uh cast da reduz da ballz on ur pig lol

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Your Shoes posted:

i uh cast da reduz da ballz on ur pig lol

Ey! Oh! Lookat dis shmuck who says da 'el oh el'!

lil bip
Mar 13, 2004

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
no gently caress youuuus!!!! *drives in to a hydrant*

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

dont fuggin tawk ta me ye freekin jabrone, I'm gonna bauwnce my friggin bawls on ya stoonad lil bunghoawl

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

:females: walk by

*loud wolf whistle

*holds fingers up in v-shape, flicks tongue

Your Shoes
May 6, 2020

by Reene

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

dont fuggin tawk ta me ye freekin jabrone, I'm gonna bauwnce my friggin bawls on ya stoonad lil bunghoawl

luk pallie-oh doan make me caule mista signiorio on ya rear end to gfive you an irish hankie spankie ya putzball

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
WHERE DO AYE GADDA GO TA GIT A BIT O DA GABBAGOOL, YA FUKKIN JAMOKE?!?

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Your Shoes posted:

luk pallie-oh doan make me caule mista signiorio on ya rear end to gfive you an irish hankie spankie ya putzball

Ey PAWLIE yeh been haowgin all da BROADZ wit ya al dente pene yoo dooche

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

SIMPATICO!!!

Your Shoes
May 6, 2020

by Reene

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Ey PAWLIE yeh been haowgin all da BROADZ wit ya al dente pene yoo dooche

Ya wuddnt kno al dentzer if it hit ya in the choppaz and screwerred ur grandma ya drat jabroni

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
EH, ANTONIO, WHERE YA BIN HIDIN' DA GOOD MOOTZAREL, YA MOOK???

drunkenmonkeystyle
Jan 16, 2020

Gonk!!

Your Shoes posted:

get da fuqq outta here ya loving palooka nd go sip some gravy wit da fishes

Nah, I am just going to stay here.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
I'm gonna RP too.

Kids, roll your windows up.

Your Shoes
May 6, 2020

by Reene

phasmid posted:

I'm gonna RP too.

Kids, roll your windows up.

Kids thro ya eggs at dat fuqqin mooks cahhhhhr

FlocksOfMice
Feb 3, 2009
Lon Gailand

drunkenmonkeystyle
Jan 16, 2020

Gonk!!

Have any of you watched anything good lately.

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
Is it weird I have the notion that hairy Italian asses would have a unique taste?

Your Shoes
May 6, 2020

by Reene

Daikloktos posted:

Is it weird I have the notion that hairy Italian asses would have a unique taste?

itz da sizzilian soooooooooousse

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqp33KRndl8

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Get a loadda dis wise guy. Doesn't know how ta differentiate da accents of da different burroughs of da big apple, see?

it's me I'm da wise guy

Your Shoes
May 6, 2020

by Reene
mah booma wife alweeady gona go get uh haircuhhht whuts my chunces to liv

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Eyyy, whaddaya think youse are, some kinda wise guy?

drunkenmonkeystyle
Jan 16, 2020

Gonk!!

Spuwuking in a nuwu yowork accent is mighty diffuwucult.

snickothemule
Jul 11, 2016

wretched single ply might as well use my socks
*aggressively scratches arsehole*

*takes a sip of coffee*

ayyy Mikey where'd you get this cawfee it stinks!

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

ey woah gently caress you pal

The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
goddamn I really need a fuckin pizza from my favorite place in Brooklyn. gently caress this quarantine. I'm so mad I could punch a baby

E: wait what thread is this?

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

*slams hands on hood*

IAAMMMM WALKIN HEEAAHH!

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


eatin the gently caress outta some Ginos pizza. Then I'm gonna shove some Ralph's italian ice in my mouth AGGRESSIVELY, thats THREE flavors I got there BITCH

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWfRu5YQahs

you wanna step outside???

you wanna step outside??!?!!?

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Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Ey!

You tryna be a wise guy? You tryna be a wise guy with me? How bout I come ova dere and whack you off real good, how bout that wise guy?

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