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to the old saloon. My throat has two are three layers of dust on it after weeks out there on the ol' dusty trail, so I'm looking for something to slake the thirst. But as I push open the doors and stomp in, spurs a janglin' I sense something is off. No upbeat piano tunes, instead some guy playing accordion music. When I take my seat I'm slid a wine list and the barkeep holds up a menu with the day's specials: Linguine in clam sauce, mushroom Alfredo ravioli, and spaghetti with marinara and Sergio's famous meatballs? Then it hits me. I must have taken a wrong turn and gotten lost. I've left the west and am now in...THE SPAGHETTI WEST!
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May 15, 2020 16:47
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Old Indian chief brokering a peace deal by offering me a cigarette.
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May 15, 2020 17:12
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- Macnult
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getting away with mashing random keys because no one in this town knows what a good piano player sounds like and i told the saloon owner that i have over ten years of experience
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May 15, 2020 21:38
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- Peg Sliderskew
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to the nail salon.
"Champion needs his hooves filed and why don't you give him a coat of 'Seductive Scarlet' polish while you're at it? He has a hot date tonight!"
I don't mention that the date is me.
Courtesy of Manifisto
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May 16, 2020 07:44
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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i just wanted to catch the guy with the black hat and save the town, but it turns out all the problems are caused by societal failures and human greed, and that the black hatted man might very well be a more decent person than myself
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May 16, 2020 10:08
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The buggies here look really sleek and run fast but they cost a fortune, break down constantly, and replacement parts always have to be special ordered
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May 16, 2020 18:30
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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losing the extreme closeup stare down with the big bad because i left my visine in my other saddlebag
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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May 16, 2020 18:49
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- LastGoodBoy
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Keep your mind be open window everyday
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I beam down into the middle of what looks to be an old west town. I pull out my tricorder and my phaser.
High on the hog, 90's style.
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May 17, 2020 08:03
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- nut
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getting asked to leave the McDonald because my horse pooped on the statue of Ronald on the bench again
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May 17, 2020 12:39
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