if you could eat one cereal mascot who would it be

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The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

I�d eat Tony the Tiger cause he�s big and he�s feed my family for a week. little Bryson would love eating his favorite cartoon cereal tiger.

# ? May 16, 2020 00:52

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 17:37

google THIS

The Trix rabbit with a Trix based stuffing :evilbuddy:

# ? May 16, 2020 00:57

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

maybe I�d eat the Cookie Crisp dog too cause he�d be full of
cookies

# ? May 16, 2020 01:01

Escape From Noise

Would eating Lucky be cannibalism? I mean... leprechauns aren't actually human, right?

# ? May 16, 2020 01:06

biosterous

crackle

snap and pop are okay they get to live

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he/him

# ? May 16, 2020 02:07

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

yummy mummy because he's medicinal

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# ? May 16, 2020 03:32

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

Oprah

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# ? May 16, 2020 03:33

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

google THIS posted:

The Trix rabbit with a Trix based stuffing

twisted.. but brilliant

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# ? May 16, 2020 04:21

poverty goat

Michael Phelps. He's fed nothing but frosted flakes and they say the flavor really comes through.

# ? May 16, 2020 04:42

Stoner Sloth

Count Chocula to gain his immortality due to his chocolate powers

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# ? May 16, 2020 10:05

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Would eating Lucky be cannibalism? I mean... leprechauns aren't actually human, right?

Under the histopathology microscope their blood cells are just that scene from the Hobbit where they all hang out.

# ? May 16, 2020 10:17

free hubcaps

i would eat the chex guy from chexquest because he is at least made from his cereal, you guys are a bunch of cannibal maniacs

ty Saoshyant!

# ? May 16, 2020 10:40

Escape From Noise

free hubcaps posted:

i would eat the chex guy from chexquest because he is at least made from his cereal, you guys are a bunch of cannibal maniacs

Cereal Killer Cannibals

# ? May 16, 2020 12:54

nut

# ? May 16, 2020 14:31

super sweet best pal

The Honeycomb... thing. It's a powerful agent of chaos and I'd like that power for myself.

# ? May 16, 2020 15:49

Escape From Noise

Boo Berry's mascot is already soup

# ? May 16, 2020 18:28

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

# ? May 16, 2020 21:40

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? May 16, 2020 23:54

Heather Papps: hello friend

the hat... the wink... the white hair
wanna much that mascot, make that quaker shake

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? May 17, 2020 00:30

LastGoodBoy: Keep your mind be open window everyday

The K from Special K Red Berries.

High on the hog, 90's style.

# ? May 17, 2020 01:23

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Bright Bart posted:

Oops! All nut

# ? May 17, 2020 17:37

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Oops! All nut

# ? May 17, 2020 18:27

nut

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Oops! All nut

good post and good reread name

# ? May 17, 2020 21:34

FluffieDuckie

Cinnnamon toast crunch�s mascots are murderous cannibals already so I wouldn�t feel so bad about eating them.

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? May 17, 2020 23:21

Goons Are Gifts

They probably are delicious as hell

# ? May 18, 2020 11:15

Lurdiak: I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Count Chocula may or may not be made of choculate. I intend to find out.

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# ? May 18, 2020 12:45

dthrone

How about every Wheaties mascot

# ? May 18, 2020 13:28

gleebster: Only a howler

Corn Flakes rooster. But not coated in corn flakes. That would be too much like adding insult to injury.

# ? May 18, 2020 15:22

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Fruit Brute needs to be taken down a peg or two.

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# ? May 19, 2020 00:16

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

And in doing so i will gain Fruit Brute's mastery of fruit and milk magic

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# ? May 19, 2020 00:18

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

I've have already lived this dream, OP, that's why cinnamon toast crunch lost two chefs in the 90s

# ? May 20, 2020 07:23

kuskus

I would pansear Quiky The Nesquik Bunny with salt, pepper, butter, rosemary and I would make nesquik white corn grits with 100% cacao powder for the protein to rest on. I would also make a focaccia topped with Quiky's marrow, extra virgin olive oil, and roasted garlic with cocoa nibs. For dessert, Quiky liver pate with rhubarb and milk foam, freeze dried chunks of Nesquik ice cream scattered on top.
Before the meal I would milk wash a martini with Nesquik and xocolatl bitters.

# ? May 22, 2020 04:16