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So we all know the four horsemen. Classic stuff. In case you don't: 1st rider is on a white horse, carries a bow and arrow and is thought to be either conquest, righteous war, or maybe christ 2nd rider is war or civil war on a red horse. He's got a big ol' sword. Boom 3rd rider rides a black horse and carries scales, kind of a weird weapon but I guess that's what famine does. I dunno. Maybe they did things different back then. 4th and final rider is on a pale horse, only one explicitly named as death. Also the only one described as not carrying anything even though he's usually depicted with a scythe or sword. Probably does some poison hand technique. Point is, back in the day when the bible was published four riders was probably enough for the world population, but in the last lots of years population has exploded! What I'm saying is maybe we should workshop some new riders to ad to the roster, help those four out a little. |
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Internet bullying. Rides the latest horse from Apple. Carries the latest iPhone. Can internet detective humiliating posts and pictures that you even forgot about in mere seconds.
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May 16, 2020 17:09
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Ja Rule. He rides a gold horse and promises you a never ending party filled with your basest desires, but really he's just trapping you on a small island with limited resources where all you have to eat is moist ham sandwiches instead of the gourmet meals you were promised!
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May 16, 2020 17:17
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the sisters wives from the tlc show sister wives they all ride on one horse and talk loudly and you gotta listen to them because your mom likes the show
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May 17, 2020 02:05
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the newest horsemen is a late twenties tech bro who drives a cybertruck. He tailgates you non-stop and if you try to change lanes to get away he magically appears to cut you off in traffic
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May 17, 2020 04:20
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DeviantArt Is the horse. High on the hog, 90's style. |
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May 17, 2020 09:02
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Bojack Horseman needs a spot on the apoco-roster |
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May 17, 2020 15:45
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LastGoodBoy posted:DeviantArt  This explains this bizarre "april fools" joke. |
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May 17, 2020 15:53
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LastGoodBoy posted:DeviantArt bizarre pervert inflation type of apocalypse
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May 17, 2020 16:42
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And lo, a fifth rider approached. And his horse was very tall. And he was really judgey for some reason. |
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May 18, 2020 19:13
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elon musk - spacex is jus t a project to blast people into space and those tunnels he wants to build are all actually portals to hell, just like in doom |
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May 18, 2020 21:39
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the cybertruck is obviously elon's horse btw |
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May 18, 2020 21:39
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