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barfdog




i cant believe these broads are out here getting all this attention when i, the faithful yelp reviewer, am cast aside yet again despit e my recent harsh, but fair, review for "steak n chicks - the all you can eat buffet strip club"

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barfdog




the "chicks" in the name actually refers to the naked women, by the way, i was distinctly unimpressed by their selection of *actual* chicken

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

I got a face and figure for Yelp.

barfdog




yelp is very chill and will never reject yuo willy

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




i've been writing about hair vitamins on the internet for 20 years now and all i needed to be successful was show my butt? dangit, jessica was right!


thanks everyone for posting, but six and vanisher especially!!!

nut


you think you've had it bad op? try being a casual encounterer from craigs list

nut


you just wanna find that special someone who wants to watch the game, crack a brew, and watch each other jo on a couple lazee boys but no

albany academy


Two million followers on the gram just for being *pretty*. Meanwhile my video game reviews channel barely has 20 subs. I mean, yeah, I watch her stories, and sure, they're good and she does promote some actually useful stuff - like the Japanese black seaweed charcoal face masks I just ordered - but can *she* go over all the ways Blizzard hosed up the Warcraft 3 remaster for a full hour?

barfdog




i'm just absolutely exhausted with all my stack overflow answers being overlooked by the media. do you KNOW the number of times i've helped a CS student fix a dangling pointer issue?

i sell KNOWLEDGE, but yeah go ahead and ogle this musclebound guy selling resistance bands on his story

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)


Bitch I was born with this face and the only thing it's ever had thrown at it is bread.
\

FutonForensic


come closer, child. my eyes aren't what they used to be

closer

did you know i was the greatest Google Surveys responder in the country?

albany academy


FutonForensic posted:

come closer, child. my eyes aren't what they used to be

closer

did you know i was the greatest Google Surveys responder in the country?

lol

barfdog




just you guys wait, i'm telling you, the comment sections of new york times articles are the next big thing

nut


FutonForensic posted:

come closer, child. my eyes aren't what they used to be

closer

did you know i was the greatest Google Surveys responder in the country?

barfdog




the last remaining myspace loyalist stands outside facebook headquarters shaking his fist in the air for one hour every monday morning

nut


*kicks in the door* all kneel all kneel the king of the Dairy Queen on 2nd and 3 of 4 downtown Starbucks is here

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

barfdog posted:

the last remaining myspace loyalist stands outside facebook headquarters shaking his fist in the air for one hour every monday morning

The one Friendster stands behind him flipping him off behind their other hand

barfdog




SweetWillyRollbar posted:

The one Friendster stands behind him flipping him off behind their other hand

a lone bebo fanatic stands behind him, mooning them both

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




usenet posters spinning rapidly in their graves while the ghosts of people who made physical bulletin boards weep


thanks everyone for posting, but six and vanisher especially!!!

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."

accidentally confused a bag of jawzerzize with my 10 pound gently caress-bucket of sour gummies, now i got a chin like i am gravid with the glistening eggs of an infestation of jay lenos

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)


PHIZ KALIFA posted:

accidentally confused a bag of jawzerzize with my 10 pound gently caress-bucket of sour gummies, now i got a chin like i am gravid with the glistening eggs of an infestation of jay lenos

Jesus what the gently caress

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."

Finger Prince posted:

Jesus what the gently caress

come c l o s e r

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

barfdog




PHIZ KALIFA posted:

accidentally confused a bag of jawzerzize with my 10 pound gently caress-bucket of sour gummies, now i got a chin like i am gravid with the glistening eggs of an infestation of jay lenos

seems like you could monetize this, maybe on Foursquare?

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."

i refuse to let commercial interests interfere with the protecting of my horrible, slithering young even as they chew their way to freedom

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

The Clowner

I see past the sham that is society, and I'm into some incredibly fucked up shit.
more like ins-nah,-fam models

Yinlock


FutonForensic posted:

come closer, child. my eyes aren't what they used to be

closer

did you know i was the greatest Google Surveys responder in the country?


Khanstant

HONKING IS VIOLENCE

I lived at this place once where Google Surveys constantly thought I was in and out of this storage unit place. gave them five stars a couple times a day for like six months. hope they were good

nut


replying "would" under a goodreads review of the bible

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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

My beauty takes lots of time to cultivate so being an instant model just isn't for me

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