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Here on Blood Island.
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May 16, 2020 19:59
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- Escape From Noise
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Sure, it's pretty remote, and there is the constant threat of being dragged into the deep, dark jungle by unknowable shadowy forces never to be seen again, but it's also a great place to raise your kids! Much less distractions out here. So they can focus on staying alive.
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 20:04 on May 16, 2020
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May 16, 2020 20:02
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Been living here for almost ten years now and the screams never get old! Every so often I even identify a new one! It's the little things, you know?
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May 16, 2020 20:03
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Did you talk to Jerry over on Skull Island? Yeah. Guy loooooves to talk a big game about the dangers of living there. Lol. Whatever, dude. You haven't even lost one limb, much less a loved one to the maddening horrors of the deep. Plus, cable internet. Sure. That's really roughing it.
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May 16, 2020 20:10
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- google THIS
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Don't even know why they even call it blood island tbh, almost nothing here is colored red. Even the actual blood they get spilled regularly has usually blackened by the time you find the body.
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May 16, 2020 20:53
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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We need new nomenclature. The germans make words up for things. We should to Like, how do you describe a food not being exactly tasting but being wholesome and somehow mumbo jumbo spiritualual? Like, mmmm this ravi is so manafull.
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May 16, 2020 23:30
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me with a shell against my ear: i can hear the neverending screams
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May 17, 2020 02:04
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Also Skull Island has ever been a peninsula ever since that little volcanic eruption a while back. They're still milking it. Of course
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May 17, 2020 03:53
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Sure, blood island has its problems like any island that has nightmare beasts that lurk in the night, waiting to rend flesh from bones and slake themselves on fresh carnage, but there's always the tourism industry.
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May 17, 2020 03:57
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Yeah, blood islands cool, but it's not really scary, per se. More jumpscare rather. If you want scary though, you should go to Killed My Younger Sister as She Was Looking Out Through the Passenger Window by Veering Too Close to a Lightpole While I Was Driving Home Drunk From a Party and Now Haunts Us Island. Real cerebral.
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May 17, 2020 04:05
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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Grizzled Old Sea Captain: heed ye well the local warning not to venture into the caves of creepy cove! The last person foolhardy enough to try got roped into a 3-day timeshare pitch meeting!
Tourists: well that's not so-
Captain: They had to pay for their own drinks!
Tourists: *shudder*
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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May 17, 2020 04:16
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- Yinlock
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I mean yes, if you don't take the exact steps to appease the Thirsting God you get dragged into the hell dimension for an eternity of torment, but it's not THAT hard to remember the ceremony
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May 17, 2020 04:19
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Blood Island is a place where people still talk to their neighbors. Because they care. Also because it's good to check if they've been replaced by skinwalkers
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May 17, 2020 09:16
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