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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006


Statistically you'd think that I'd sometimes fluke into typing a decent post. Nah. Only the most tedious, shitty posts, all day every day baby!

Don't bother engaging me, I don't ever get the hints to fuck off.




It's a finger gun kind of day

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Aginor
Aug 1, 2005

"Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"


Bang Bang!!

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




Fun Shoe

sid we got v similar beer guts goin and I admire your braveness not suckin' in. I'm suckin' in all the time.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

Father of two, much more a dunce than the baby


The Walrus posted:

sid we got v similar beer guts goin and I admire your braveness not suckin' in. I'm suckin' in all the time.

I'm working my way down, reached 245 after Christmas and I just hit 218!

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012



Just chiming in to reiterate how awesome all of y'all look

Aginor
Aug 1, 2005

"Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"


You boys aren't doing it right. Beer belly hangs over the front. I work out like mad but I've still got that gut (mostly from drinking). Luckily my shoulders outweigh it

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

Father of two, much more a dunce than the baby


RepeatingMeme posted:

Just chiming in to reiterate how awesome all of y'all look

I'm going to kiss you

Aginor
Aug 1, 2005

"Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"


Hold up now! Kiss me too!

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

Father of two, much more a dunce than the baby


Everyone is getting kissed

Aginor
Aug 1, 2005

"Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"


Not if I get in there first they're not!

COOL CORN
Jun 1, 2003

If we vanished tomorrow, no organism on this planet would miss us.
Nothing in nature needs us.




Buglord

Joining the queue

Both to give and receive kisses

Aginor
Aug 1, 2005

"Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"


COOL CORN posted:

Joining the queue

Both to give and receive kisses

I give money for kisses! Cheques all round!

Glenn Quebec
Oct 30, 2005

That's because our downstream reality reflects an upstream case but I'm going to violate it.



Old Glenn slurping down his third or fourth martini.

You know when you're done when you eat the olive and go ughhh

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!


lets all meet up and make out. jk. we are in a pandemic.

Glenn Quebec
Oct 30, 2005

That's because our downstream reality reflects an upstream case but I'm going to violate it.

Hackers film 1995 posted:

lets all meet up and make out. jk. we are in a pandemic.

We can virtual open mouth kiss

popewiles
Jan 8, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

Who What Now posted:

It's a finger gun kind of day



Don't let the cops see you with that weapon.



TV time
It's always TV time these days

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!


Glenn Quebec posted:

We can virtual open mouth kiss

also i probably have all sorts of other diseases.

Glenn Quebec
Oct 30, 2005

That's because our downstream reality reflects an upstream case but I'm going to violate it.

Hackers film 1995 posted:

also i probably have all sorts of other diseases.

meet me in second life

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

Father of two, much more a dunce than the baby


i have a computer virus it's AIDS

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

Sid Vicious posted:

i have a computer virus in my RAIDs

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007


Clapping Larry

no kissing in the selfie thread

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.


Top Cop

Sitting Here posted:

no kissing in the selfie thread

This is an outrage

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

Glenn Quebec posted:



Old Glenn slurping down his third or fourth martini.

You know when you're done when you eat the olive and go ughhh

I was on a Manhattan kick for a while recently and had so many one night that I had that same reaction to the maraschino cherry at the bottom of the glass.

I did not make it to the toilet.

Glenn Quebec
Oct 30, 2005

That's because our downstream reality reflects an upstream case but I'm going to violate it.

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I was on a Manhattan kick for a while recently and had so many one night that I had that same reaction to the maraschino cherry at the bottom of the glass.

I did not make it to the toilet.

Imo it's the sweetness of a Manhattan that would get the better of me.

I drink my martini with gin and very dry with only a few olives. No olive juice. Never dirty.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

Glenn Quebec posted:

Imo it's the sweetness of a Manhattan that would get the better of me.

I drink my martini with gin and very dry with only a few olives. No olive juice. Never dirty.

Agreed. On the rare occasion I do a vodka martini I use a twist of lemon for garnish. Gin martinis for me are 3:1 with a good fresh vermouth and a single olive.

Related: went to a dive bar once with a few friends and one of them ordered a dirty martini. The olives were in oil instead of brine.

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Mar 31, 2019


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popewiles posted:

Don't let the cops see you with that weapon.



TV time
It's always TV time these days

omg

what a bunch

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


Sitting Here posted:

no kissing in the selfie thread

Where is the appropriate thread

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!


beanieson posted:

Where is the appropriate thread

dont listen to them. everyone knows that every sa thread is just a pretense to eventually make out

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008



Sitting Here posted:

no kissing in the selfie thread

Oh sure, there's champagne in the selfie thread.

But you don't want champagne.

You want kissing. And there's

Sitting Here posted:

no kissing in the selfie thread

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

Who is Your Shoes? Nobody knows, although some say he leaves the faintest wisp of Diet Mountain Thunder and broth in his wake. Sometimes, in the dead of night, one may even hear the sounds of a button machine clacking clacking clacking like the beating of a Sasquatchs mighty heart.



Hanging with the Mini me



Smoking some MEATS

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Ham Wrangler

Playing with makeup. This look actually is pretty mice might wear to work (with mask...)

Jose
Jul 24, 2007



Who What Now posted:

It's a finger gun kind of day



for some reason i always thought you'd be a twink idk why

Glenn Quebec
Oct 30, 2005

That's because our downstream reality reflects an upstream case but I'm going to violate it.

Jose posted:

for some reason i always thought you'd be a twink idk why

Lmfao

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

I'd say most of the goons in here do not match with my mental image of them. In a good way though.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

I don't have many pictures of myself.

A relative who hadn't seen me in forever asked for one right near the beginning of the lockdown, so this is a few months old

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

GREETINGS FELLOW PERSONS, IT IS GOOD TO BE A PERSON, HERE, POSTING WITH YOU


The Bloop posted:

I don't have many pictures of myself.

A relative who hadn't seen me in forever asked for one right near the beginning of the lockdown, so this is a few months old



You look like one of those guys who says aliens are real on the History Channel.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

Literally A Person posted:

You look like one of those guys who says aliens are real on the History Channel.

I'm not, but I'd like to have their money for being dumb on TV

I change my hair and facial hair pretty frequently.
I've actually shaved off the beard and all my hair when I wasn't having to leave my house during the quarantine.

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

Responsible Pennywise.

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