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Leraika
Jun 14, 2015

Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.
I can't bear to shoot at Lily, so Hey Apple, how do you like dem apples, which are actually cherries???

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Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

Antivehicular posted:

##shoot Dog Kisser

You're looking kinda... faceless there, buddy! Have some antioxidants. Might help, chips!


gonna im-peach u

TheNabster
Apr 26, 2014

"Today I will cause problems on purpose"
Put some angry eyebrows on her.

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

TheNabster
Apr 26, 2014

"Today I will cause problems on purpose"
Yes, perfect.

Referee
Aug 25, 2004

"Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)

Leraika posted:

I can't bear to shoot at Lily, so Hey Apple, how do you like dem apples, which are actually cherries???

I can bear to shoot Lily. ##shoot SHALASHASKA HAWKE/Lily

SHALASHASKA HAWKE
Nov 10, 2016

No child soldier in poverty by 1990

big mood

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

hahaha

SHALASHASKA HAWKE
Nov 10, 2016

No child soldier in poverty by 1990

IllegallySober posted:

I can bear to shoot Lily. ##shoot SHALASHASKA HAWKE/Lily

wow, how cop of you

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

Ye gods!

College Slice
Nice face



for a clown to wear



to the circus

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

UnCO3 posted:

Nice face



for a clown to wear



to the circus

I mean
Thanks?

Mistaken Frisbee
Jul 19, 2007

Leraika posted:

I can't bear to shoot at Lily, so Hey Apple, how do you like dem apples, which are actually cherries???

I don't like them at all. You should've been more responsible and thrown them directly into the trash.

Mistaken Frisbee fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Jun 3, 2020

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Leraika
Jun 14, 2015

Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.

Mistaken Frisbee posted:

I don't like them at all. You should've been more responsible and thrown them directly into the trash.

An apple island, a trash bin, what's the difference?

Shadow225
Jan 2, 2007




Trash bins are useful

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Shadow225 posted:

Trash bins are useful

:pusheen:

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008


:five:

TURN SEVEN



Hawke gets a cherry.



DK gets an orange.



MF gets a cherry.

I forgot to take a photo of the day and night dice, which is not the biggest mistake made by me this turn. oldskool and infinitum get to sell their baskets this turn.




TheNabster rolls a 4 and completes the game!



Dog Kisser rolls a 1 and I forgot to pick the orange from the tree. It's fixed now.



Infinitum rolls a 3 and is back in it!






Leraika rolls a 5 and one of their fruits slips away.



Subjunctive rolls a 1.



UnCO3 rolls a 2.







oldskool rolls a 2.



hambeet rolls a 1.



Antivehicular rolls a 1.







Mistaken Frisbee rolls a 1.



LawfulWaffle rolls a 5 and one of their apples is stolen away.







Hawke rolls a 6, falling further off the pace.



But AJ_Impy makes up for it, rolling a 3.






8/20 players have finished the game.
0/5 teams have finished the game.

CURRENT RANKINGS:


1. Apple (9)
2. Pear/Peach (tie, 10)
4. Cherry (14)
5. Orange (15)






You may now return to poo poo-talking.

TheNabster
Apr 26, 2014

"Today I will cause problems on purpose"
Two out of four let's go Peach!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


See it wouldn't be fair to abuse my position, that's why the peasantry was allowed to 'get ahead' for a while.

Speaking of pedantic, all these 'players' in thread patting themselves on the back for their victories, when this is a team game.

I think it's clear to say that this will be a combined Team Peach victory, and all you other jagoffs can go gently caress yourselves~

Mistaken Frisbee
Jul 19, 2007
I'm glad I immediately got that toxic cherry off my tree before it could ruin my precious apples. I hope you all learn next time not to litter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvvjc8-ZN9c

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
A-pple! A-pple! A-pple!

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

APPLE SOLIDARITY!

Shadow225
Jan 2, 2007




How disappointed do you think our ancestors were when they wandered around in search of food to sate their hunger and they came upon a cherry tree

Mistaken Frisbee
Jul 19, 2007

Shadow225 posted:

How disappointed do you think our ancestors were when they wandered around in search of food to sate their hunger and they came upon a cherry tree

Pretty disappointed. One of the earliest stories about George Washington was that he chopped down his father's cherry tree with a hatchet, and his father celebrated his confession. It was a scourge that must be stopped, and that's why the colonies won the war.

Whereas, one of the most American songs from WWII: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcyiC79l910. No one cares if you sit under a pear or orange tree with someone else. If you support our troops, you love apples. Plain and simple.

Mistaken Frisbee fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Jun 4, 2020

Leraika
Jun 14, 2015

Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.
You don't sit under an apple tree, because then you might end up coming into contact with something gross and worm-eaten.

Or an apple.

But I repeat myself.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Sorry I didn't get this all out sooner, today's kind of done a number on my nerves.

TURNS EIGHT AND NINE




Midge and Apple sell this turn.



Boris rolls a 5.
Lily rolls a 6.



Sterling rolls a 4.
Rodney rolls a 5.
Lyman rolls a 3.



Midge rolls a 1.
Alli rolls a 6.
Roald rolls a 5.



Apple rolls a 5.
Peanut rolls a 7 on an empty basket.



Blanca rolls a 2.
Raymond rolls a 4.

No players finish in Turn 8. Turn 9 begins.



oldskool and hambeet get to sell off this turn - power roll for Team Orange



Team Apple not doing well, but not as bad as it might be. They both are set to lose ground this turn, but have no fruit in their baskets, so they remain where they are.



AJ rolls a 3.
Hawke rolls a 7.



Leraika rolls a 2.
Subjunctive rolls a 2.
UnCO3 rolls a 6.



Dog Kisser rolls a 5.
Infinitum rolls an 8.



oldskool rolls a 4 and completes the game!
hambeet rolls a 1.
Antivehicular rolls a 5.


9/20 players have finished the game.
0/5 teams have finished the game.

CURRENT RANKINGS:


1. Peach (2)
2. Orange (3)
3. Pear (6)
4. Apple (8)
5. Cherry (12)






You may now return to poo poo-talking.

TheNabster
Apr 26, 2014

"Today I will cause problems on purpose"
Oh boy oh boy! Two fruits to go!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


hexwren posted:

CURRENT RANKINGS:
1. Peach (2)

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


It would be a terrible shame if someone were to ##shoot hawke

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Oh god dammit, dice! :argh:

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
Are we sure these dice didn’t come from another fruit tree, because I think I got a lemon.

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

hexwren posted:

1. Peach (2)

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Dice....my natural sworn emeny...

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Oh me oh my there certainly doesn't seem to be much poo poo talking from the cheap seats these days.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
It's not my fault I was so good that I got removed early.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Infinitum posted:

Oh me oh my there certainly doesn't seem to be much poo poo talking from the cheap seats these days.

I was so bored waiting for you to participate that I decided to just win instead.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Just because you're done doesn't mean you have to stop talking.

(tonight at work just kinda killed me, next turn ASAP)

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


PMush Perfect posted:

It's not my fault I was so good that I got removed early.

Zetsubou-san posted:

I was so bored waiting for you to participate that I decided to just win instead.

Lots of 'I's in those sentences.

What sort of trash players don't even acknowledge they're part of a team.

That's why :siren: Team Peach :siren: is going to win, cause every single one of our members is worth more than the rest of you combined.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Like I could honestly sit here all night absolutely dragging the gently caress out of each and every one of you, but I wouldn't want to end up with poo poo all over me or my team mates.

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hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Infinitum posted:

Lots of 'I's in those sentences.

What sort of trash players don't even acknowledge they're part of a team.

That's why :siren: Team Peach :siren: is going to win, cause every single one of our members is worth more than the rest of you combined.


look at it, you're so full of poo poo plants grow in you.

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