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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

The toaster downloaded Banzai Buddy and it now roams through all of my appliances using my Network. I tried to get rid of it, but it fought back. It grows more powerful and intelligence each day.

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barfdog




why the hell does my tv say "hackefd by china" on it?

google THIS


Just a disembodied hand tapping at a keyboard.

Bright Bart


barfdog posted:

why the hell does my tv say "hackefd by china" on it?

LOL owned

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns





apparently I should NOT have installed that beta version of the firmware for my toilet because now it won't let me lift the lid unless I watch a 30 second ad first



ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Me, finally finding the 'Popcorn' setting on the microwave's POS: I'm in!

nut


my digital cupboard: this is a lot of Kraft dinner

Bright Bart


My fridge constantly whines that it could have gone to a "good home" but Black Friday was kind to me off all people.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

I just broke up with my Fleshlight and they're leaking all kinds of sensitive information

Jaguars!



Toilet: father, father, cleaaan me father I am coated with nastieessssss have I not served you faithfullyyyyyy

nut


Jaguars! posted:

Toilet: father, father, cleaaan me father I am coated with nastieessssss have I not served you faithfullyyyyyy

lmfbo

City of Glompton




Jaguars! posted:

Toilet: father, father, cleaaan me father I am coated with nastieessssss have I not served you faithfullyyyyyy

Space Taxi

My doorbell has developed a feud with the postman. I've had to go to the post office to collect my mail.

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation
The media player in my car must have been designed by Christians because every Sunday it only allows me to listen to creed's discography.


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sig by the one and only Heather Papps!

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Space Taxi

My smart watch and smart phone keep arguing over who is the smartest. (It's the smart TV)

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