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Refrigerator decided to become a Bitcoin miner causing it to overheat and leading to a ton of food spoilage.
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I texted my ex. I know it was dumb but what happened happened. Alexa took notice and blocked me from contacting them. Felt kind of condescending but... whatever. Only now I find out Alexa's texting my ex and trying to hook up with them!
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May 18, 2020 09:18
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The toaster downloaded Banzai Buddy and it now roams through all of my appliances using my Network. I tried to get rid of it, but it fought back. It grows more powerful and intelligence each day.
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May 19, 2020 19:05
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Me, finally finding the 'Popcorn' setting on the microwave's POS: I'm in!
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May 20, 2020 05:15
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I just broke up with my Fleshlight and they're leaking all kinds of sensitive information
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