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I want my child to speak Russian so I'm reading her books in Russian. My mom sent me some children's books as a gift, one of which is so hilariously racist I thought I'd post it here.quote:The wolf and 7 goats.  quote:There lived a goat and her kids. She planned on going to the forest, so she gathered her kids and tells them: "Children, don't let anybody into the house. There's a wolf wandering in the woods. I'll come and sing: "Children-goats, your mom came, and brought milk!"  quote:The wolf went to the store and bought some chalk. He ate some chalk and his voice became sweeter, but not by much. And again he suffered failure with the kids.  EDIT: The blacksmith "forged" him a new throat, not "dug". The words are similar. He's definitely a cyber-wolf though. quote:Not thinking long, the wolf went to the baker, to cover his paws in flour. The baker gave him flower. The wolf sat by the door, and put his paws out to show the kids that his paws are white, and he sang:  quote:The wolf tore into the house, and the kids ran wherever they could. The wolf found them all and ate them. He only missed the one that hid in the clock.  quote:The goat mom came home soon after. She pushed open the door, which was unlocked. The goat came into the home and started calling for her kids. Only one kid came, and told her what happened.  I'm sad because I would have loved to read stories to my daughter about a blacksmith-enhanced cyber-wolf killing goats. I mentioned that this book was super racist to my parents. My mom said she didn't look at the pictures when the bought the books and my dad tried to argue that it's not racist because plenty of white people also wear their pants super low. Russia is insanely racist and terrible but I didn't expect to receive children's books this bad. One of the other books we received mentions a little girl who is so dirty her legs look like an n--'s. Tomfoolery fucked around with this message at 23:08 on May 18, 2020 |
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So wolf, bear and a deer fall into a hunter's trap - a deep hole. They sit there for days and at one point the Wolf goes: - Hey listen, we are all forest brothers. There is no need for all of us to die. And bear: - Sure, we need to eat. We have to look after each other. Wolf: - Yes, so bothers, with all due respect, let's look at our situation. I'm a predator, I have to eat meat. And you, Bear, you are a carnivore you also need meat. Deer: - Ok, guys, I understand I am herbivore, you are predators and carnivores and you need meat... I understand. I just have one last request. - What is it, Deer? We are your friends and forest brothers. You tells us, We will do anything for you. - Well, I have a tattoo on my butt, some human branded me, I don't know what it says. Could you read it for me? - Oh sure, of course, we are forest brothers. And so both Wolf and Bear get behind, and Deer strikes both with hind legs. Kills Wolf outright. Bear laying there all bloodied: - Why the gently caress did I do that?! I can't even read!!!
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May 18, 2020 16:09
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Damnit, now I want a "BONK" chain.
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May 18, 2020 16:09
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Its sad that prejudice against wolves lives on to this day.
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May 18, 2020 16:11
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I think the blacksmith and the baker bear some of the blame.
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May 18, 2020 16:15
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The wolf hosed me
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May 18, 2020 16:15
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What did the blacksmith do to change the wolf's voice? I can't imagine that fitting the wolf with horseshoes would do much.
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May 18, 2020 16:16
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Sunswipe posted:What did the blacksmith do to change the wolf's voice? I can't imagine that fitting the wolf with horseshoes would do much. He jabbed his cock 'twixt the wolf's vocal chords and gently caresséd them to smithereens.
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May 18, 2020 16:17
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You can just say "Russian Children's Book," OP.
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May 18, 2020 16:18
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why does the hero of the story have die at the end? I guess I just don't "get" russian literature
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May 18, 2020 16:19
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:He jabbed his cock 'twixt the wolf's vocal chords and gently caresséd them to smithereens. Can't see what OP is complaining about, this book is awesome.
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May 18, 2020 16:20
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Hammerite posted:why does the hero of the story have die at the end? I guess I just don't "get" russian literature It's what happens when you lust after the shining pink flesh of children
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May 18, 2020 16:21
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tbh if i was black id probably rather be depicted the way russians see me than americans
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May 18, 2020 16:23
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Sunswipe posted:What did the blacksmith do to change the wolf's voice? I can't imagine that fitting the wolf with horseshoes would do much. In the version I remember the blacksmith shoves a hot poker down the wolf's throat and somehow that makes the wolf's voice all high-pitched, but then the wolf walks by a peach tree and can't resist eating them all and it makes his voice low and growly again. (also the version I remember wasn't turbo-racist)
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May 18, 2020 16:24
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Statutory Ape posted:tbh if i was black id probably rather be depicted the way russians see me than americans I mean they don't really hate them any less over there, there's just less black people for them to despise.
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May 18, 2020 16:25
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In the comic series Fables, the Big Bad Wolf survives the classic bit where he ends up at the bottom of a river with a stomach full of rocks because he's the son of The North Wind, rendered in the series as the metaphysical egregore of honkiness in relation to his three siblings
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May 18, 2020 16:31
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Daikloktos posted:In the comic series Fables, the Big Bad Wolf survives the classic bit where he ends up at the bottom of a river with a stomach full of rocks because he's the son of The North Wind, rendered in the series as the metaphysical egregore of honkiness in relation to his three siblings I thought he was a bitch
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May 18, 2020 16:31
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How do you tell which animals are black or Asian? 
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May 18, 2020 16:32
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:How do you tell which animals are black or Asian? The black ones wear gold chains and baggy jeans, obviously.
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May 18, 2020 16:40
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Applewhite posted:The black ones wear gold chains and baggy jeans, obviously. And have their throat caverns destroyed by searing hot steel dildos.
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May 18, 2020 16:40
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Whybird posted:In the version I remember the blacksmith shoves a hot poker down the wolf's throat and somehow that makes the wolf's voice all high-pitched, but then the wolf walks by a peach tree and can't resist eating them all and it makes his voice low and growly again. Wait does this work? Asking for a friend.
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May 18, 2020 16:41
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:How do you tell which animals are black or Asian? You see any white animals wearing "BONK" chains?
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May 18, 2020 16:43
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Sunswipe posted:You see any white animals wearing "BONK" chains? in all fairness if you tell me where to get one i will strongly consider it
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May 18, 2020 16:46
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Sunswipe posted:You see any white animals wearing "BONK" chains? You're about to
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May 18, 2020 16:52
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:It's what happens when you lust after the shining pink flesh of children Some people are born to greatness, like the wolf. Frankly he is doing society a favour. Those kids are creating nothing but misery
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May 18, 2020 17:00
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I bet a Russian Animal Crossing game would be insane
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May 18, 2020 17:37
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Based on the photos it looks like the wolf mugged the baker to get the flour. And the blacksmith combined rudimentary metallurgic technology with hell-magic to create throat speakers that can reproduce any voice terminator-style. The blacksmith is the real villain, especially if he made the belt that is somehow incapable of keeping pants on. If you're interested I can post the book about an african cannibal who is about to eat two children but is then defeated by Russian Dr. Dolittle.
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May 18, 2020 17:49
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I'm BONK, and I don't much approve of the depiction of my kind here 
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May 18, 2020 18:30
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BOnK
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May 18, 2020 18:57
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Tomfoolery posted:. robert downey jr is not actually Russian
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May 18, 2020 19:32
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I thought he was a bitch Daikloktos fucked around with this message at 19:48 on May 18, 2020 |
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May 18, 2020 19:45
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Statutory Ape posted:in all fairness if you tell me where to get one i will strongly consider it Maybe we can get a goon group order together from some Chinese factory.
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May 18, 2020 21:03
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Looks like a bad modern adaptation of https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wolf_and_the_Seven_Young_Goats
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May 18, 2020 23:09
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Tomfoolery posted:If you're interested I can post the book about an african cannibal who is about to eat two children but is then defeated by Russian Dr. Dolittle. I’m not interested, but my weird friend is.
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May 18, 2020 23:11
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Colonel Cancer posted:Looks like a bad modern adaptation of https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wolf_and_the_Seven_Young_Goats This is obviously a completely different story, since the protagonist in the linked story isn't cybernetically enhanced.
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May 18, 2020 23:31
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Russia is pretty terrible but y'know what? Russian cops have probably never murdered an unarmed black person. Makes you think!
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May 19, 2020 00:27
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Colonel Cancer posted:Russia is pretty terrible but y'know what? Russian cops have probably never murdered an unarmed black person. Makes you think!
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May 19, 2020 00:35
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Colonel Cancer posted:Russia is pretty terrible but y'know what? Russian cops have probably never murdered an unarmed black person. Makes you think! That’s only because there is no penalty for a police officer killing a civilian under any circumstances in Russia, so technically the charge of “murder” is inapplicable.
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May 19, 2020 00:36
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Daikloktos posted:Notably beloved in Eastern Europe, the black peoples They aren't, or at least weren't, even a visible minority in Russia. Most people only see black people on TV in Russia. Now, Russia is violently racist af against caucasians (the real ones, not white people) and just about anyone from middle East or Asia who have the misfortune of actually being within the country borders.
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If you're an expert on what Eastern Europeans see between real life and television, can you explain why Alf was the number one show in the Ukraine for like thirty years? Just luck of the dub or is Alf like an archetypal uncle figure over there?
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