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poo poo is getting crazy I don't even know what the gently caress it looks like he did it at home and literally just doped himself with foreign genes and it worked https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoczYXJeMY4 what all gene plasmids do you guys plan on jacking into your bod? I was thinking maybe glow in the dark nips that'd be a good test to see if the process works p good or not
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I want a cat tail and dog ears
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May 18, 2020 19:51
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I want to be a good poster, inject me with good poster gene therapy also cat ears, yeah
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May 18, 2020 19:57
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overcoming lactose intolerance is done by drinking milk for a couple weeks and your body catches up to producing enough of the enzyme to handle it. not gene therapy
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May 18, 2020 19:59
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gary oldmans diary posted:overcoming lactose intolerance is done by drinking milk for a couple weeks and your body catches up to producing enough of the enzyme to handle it. not gene therapy this also works with snake venom considering replacing my hair with more pleasing feathers
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May 18, 2020 20:02
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Gee it sure isn't reckless to release an untested plasmid (with an untested delivery method - chitosan nanoparticles) and tell people to not test it on themselves Most of the research for testing a drug is to make sure it isn't killing people or giving them cancer
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May 18, 2020 20:17
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Kinda hilarious that apparantly some rando can do this using his universities lab equipment but big pharma apparantly keeps needing to keep you on lactaid or similar for life :giant thinking emoji:
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Whooping Crabs posted:Gee it sure isn't reckless to release an untested plasmid (with an untested delivery method - chitosan nanoparticles) and tell people to not test it on themselves sounds loving boring Live large imo
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May 18, 2020 20:28
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I'd love to be a dog except also a human and a dog.
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May 18, 2020 20:32
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:I want a cat tail and dog ears You could definitely sell your bath water
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gary oldmans diary posted:overcoming lactose intolerance is done by drinking milk for a couple weeks and your body catches up to producing enough of the enzyme to handle it. not gene therapy If that were true, then how come I became lactose intolerant even though I ate dairy and drank milk every day? And kept eating dairy/drinking milk for a few weeks after my first lactose attack thinking it was just a flu or something? 
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Drone_Fragger posted:Kinda hilarious that apparantly some rando can do this using his universities lab equipment but big pharma apparantly keeps needing to keep you on lactaid or similar for life :giant thinking emoji:
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May 18, 2020 20:33
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Replace my fingernails with crab claws Wait would this replace my entire hair and skin with crab claws?
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May 18, 2020 20:36
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Milk is for babies
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May 18, 2020 20:38
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I’m already perfect OP so I guess I’d maybe downgrade a little to fit in better with you “normies”
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I thought the whole "pushing through" lactose intolerance thing was...like...literal. Huh. Well that's been several costly years wasted.
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Aren't plasmids those things from Bioshock? Can he shoot lightning or throw things with his mind now?
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LabyaMynora posted:If that were true, then how come I became lactose intolerant even though I ate dairy and drank milk every day? And kept eating dairy/drinking milk for a few weeks after my first lactose attack thinking it was just a flu or something? Have you tried injecting milk into your veins, letting the milk genes overwrite your inferior genes?
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LabyaMynora posted:If that were true, then how come I became lactose intolerant even though I ate dairy and drank milk every day? And kept eating dairy/drinking milk for a few weeks after my first lactose attack thinking it was just a flu or something? You were doing it wrong
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May 18, 2020 20:47
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:You could definitely sell your bath water Ill be filthy stinkin rich!
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:You could definitely sell your bath water nevermind what I said before, give me the ability to properly digest gamer bathwater it hasn't gone well so far
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to be honest sniper when i saw you were the op i was hoping this yhread was going to be about your own ongoing gene therapy project. please dont let us down.
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May 18, 2020 21:00
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Permanently insert of magnet into your flesh
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May 18, 2020 21:02
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Ive seen enough movies to know its only a few weeks until this guy is some kind of cronenberg milk monster
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LabyaMynora posted:If that were true, then how come I became lactose intolerant even though I ate dairy and drank milk every day? And kept eating dairy/drinking milk for a few weeks after my first lactose attack thinking it was just a flu or something? You're supposed to eat a cow and absorb its powers.
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May 18, 2020 21:07
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I want my feet to become moon shoes.
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May 18, 2020 21:52
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gizzard so I can grind raw seeds
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McSpanky posted:Aren't plasmids those things from Bioshock? Can he shoot lightning or throw things with his mind now? yes
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May 18, 2020 22:00
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Pump some chems till I get an echidna dick.
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:Pump some chems till I get an echidna dick. Welp, time to clean my browser history.
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gary oldmans diary posted:overcoming lactose intolerance is done by drinking milk for a couple weeks and your body catches up to producing enough of the enzyme to handle it. not gene therapy That's not true
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May 18, 2020 22:50
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I want ice cream that sprays out of my useless man nipples. I want a prehensile dick so it can wash itself. I want knockout gas farts.
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May 18, 2020 22:53
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Can gene therapy fix you're goddamn gaping roof hole, op?
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May 18, 2020 22:54
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what kinds genes one needs to ingest to get a bigger dick
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Code Jockey posted:I want to be a good poster, inject me with good poster gene therapy I'm not sure if there is any BigPeeler left.
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Can gene therapy fix you're goddamn gaping roof hole, op? Check out my new video on GenePornHub, "GeneTherapy in My Gaping Hole"
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May 18, 2020 22:57
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If he can just stick genes for any arbitrary enzyme into his gut lining, he could make himself able to digest cellulose or lignin, like a termite. (Real answer: cat eyes like Riddick)
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Sailor Cat posted:That's not true gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 23:09 on May 18, 2020 |
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May 18, 2020 23:07
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After watching the video I just want lactose tolerance also I would totally take a pill that makes it so I can digest capsaicin so I could eat hella spicy food without butt pain later
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Colonel Cancer posted:what kinds genes one needs to ingest to get a bigger dick As famed doctor Louis Pasteur found, that people working in the dick-sucking factory always grew big beautiful dicks, to grow a bigger dick you need to ingest more dicks. It's like that video game where you control a snake that eats smaller snakes to become a bigger snake.
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