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milk is probably one of the worst foods tbh
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Sailor Cat posted:Also, you know that most non-white adults can't digest lactose, right? I guess "not being white" counts as a "rare genetic condition." Jesus, five minutes on Google, it's not that hard i think the continent of India would like to have a word with you.
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May 19, 2020 15:12
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Sailor Cat posted:It's not "non-variable," it changes and generally decreases with age; that was my point, dipshit
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May 19, 2020 15:19
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gary oldmans diary posted:if a non-lactose intolerant person stopped consuming lactose for 2 months do you think their lactase production would still remain constant at their current "age rate" I don't know, I'm not a gastroenterologist. I just know that a lot of adults lose their ability to digest lactose over time and it's not from a lack of trying Edit: Rutibex posted:i think the continent of India would like to have a word with you. Hence my use of the word "most"
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May 19, 2020 15:22
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i'm a butt doctor and i know which guy is right but i refuse to say which one.
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May 19, 2020 15:23
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I would drink the gene juice that made me super strong, I recover quicker, and gives me a womb beater.
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May 19, 2020 15:26
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Salty Josh posted:I would drink the gene juice that made me super strong, I recover quicker, and gives me a womb beater. 
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May 19, 2020 15:27
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We need to quit meeting like this Cough Drop.
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May 19, 2020 15:34
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I heard of eating placenta but the whole womb?!?
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May 19, 2020 15:35
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Sailor Cat posted:I don't know, I'm not a gastroenterologist. I just know that a lot of adults lose their ability to digest lactose over time and it's not from a lack of trying it seems if you claim to know one you should also claim to know the other downregulation of your bodys detection of lactose would suggest that you are still regulating amount of lactase production in response to lactose present but it takes longer adjust to a higher state of production gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 15:46 on May 19, 2020 |
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May 19, 2020 15:42
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Someone pmd me about bad medical advice being given out itt. To head off more I just say “if you’re earnestly taking medical advice from gbs on SA.com, I don’t know what to tell you.”
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May 19, 2020 15:46
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Burt Sexual posted:Someone pmd me about bad medical advice being given out itt. To head off more I just say “if you’re earnestly taking medical advice from gbs on SA.com, I don’t know what to tell you.” So you're saying as a fuckman I should stop sucking his dick??
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May 19, 2020 15:49
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactase_persistence posted:Multiple studies indicate that the presence of the two phenotypes "lactase persistent" (derived phenotype) and "lactase nonpersistent (hypolactasia)" is genetically programmed, and that lactase persistence is not necessarily conditioned by the consumption of lactose after the suckling period.
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May 19, 2020 15:50
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brb powering through 6 months of continuous toilet detonating shits in order to bootstrap my way into lactose tolerance, instead of just genetically editing my intestines like a civilized goon
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May 19, 2020 15:53
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I’ve never left the suckling period, why would I?
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May 19, 2020 15:54
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you must have the degenerate milk drinker mutation, regular humans get forcibly kicked off the titty whether they want to or not.
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May 19, 2020 15:56
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SniperWoreConverse posted:you must have the degenerate milk drinker mutation, regular humans get forcibly kicked off the titty whether they want to or not. after living with my non-dairy brother for 6 months my guts were violently lactose intolerant but thats no way to live. i think for most people even if they could get over lactose intolerance they wouldnt be willing to do what i did (especially since i had no guarantee of results) my x gene mutant power isnt as cool as i wouldve hoped
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May 19, 2020 16:01
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i am literally a butt doctor irl and my advice as a professional is to put things in there. it's the only way to improve the health of your hole or "holehealth" as we call it in the industry.
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May 19, 2020 16:04
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for so long we as proctologists have always focused on rear end health intervention strategies when we should have been focusing on preventative hole health strategies. hindsight is 2020 is guess.
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May 19, 2020 16:05
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I am 100% certain gene therapy techniques will lead to incredible advances in proctology For example, think of what would happen if you inserted the genes for fugu toxin into the anus
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May 19, 2020 16:11
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SniperWoreConverse posted:milk is probably one of the worst foods tbh Who cares it tastes great.
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May 19, 2020 16:12
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Cyril Sneer posted:Who cares it tastes great. Shewt, get me some Promise Land Chocolate milk any day. Have a side of brown sugar cookies too.
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May 19, 2020 16:14
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SniperWoreConverse posted:milk is probably one of the worst foods tbh I am being attacked. Mods, take care of this evil demonic force.
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May 19, 2020 16:15
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I am 100% certain gene therapy techniques will lead to incredible advances in proctology
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May 19, 2020 16:17
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Name a food worse than milk that isn't just some rancid bullshit like sharks fermented in piss or rotten bean mush Give a gene to cows that makes milk something other than tit juice that smells bad and tastes bad and I'll consider revising my position
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May 19, 2020 16:20
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Hell Yeah posted:i am literally a butt doctor irl and my advice as a professional is to put things in there. it's the only way to improve the health of your hole or "holehealth" as we call it in the industry. Suck the disease directly out of my healthhole
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May 19, 2020 17:05
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Code Jockey posted:I want to be a good poster, inject me with good poster gene therapy I can only produce so much genetic material a day!
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May 19, 2020 17:10
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gary oldmans diary posted:i think for most people even if they could get over lactose intolerance they wouldnt be willing to do what i did  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 19, 2020 17:42
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Colonel Cancer posted:what kinds genes one needs to ingest to get a bigger dick I would also like to know this.
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May 19, 2020 18:46
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Hell Yeah posted:i'm a butt doctor and i know which guy is right but i refuse to say which one. Do you keep your lactose tolerance longer if you butt chug milk?
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May 19, 2020 19:35
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How is this stupid argument still a thing. Even if gary oldmans method of overcoming lack of certain genetic mutation by drinking substance that gives him violent diarrhea, against all odds, works. The question is why bother
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May 19, 2020 19:59
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gary oldmans diary posted:you say you arent qualified to know if a person may decrease lactase production in response to a lack of lactose consumption but then immediately assert that you do know that the amount of lactase a person produces cannot increase in response to the presence of lactose Let me put it this way: I saw a medical professional, and she assured me that 1) becoming more lactose sensitive with age is common, and 2) if I'm still bloated and puking from drinking milk after a month of trying to bootstrap myself into lactose tolerance, then my tolerance is just gone, which is normal So maybe some people can get their bodies to readjust, but I'm not one of them. Like I said, I didn't abstain from milk and develop a slight intolerance as a result, so your premise is already faulty. I'll trust the medical opinion of an actual licenced gastroenterologist
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May 19, 2020 20:29
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Blockade posted:That said, how about smallpox, but it also gives you a huge dick That's bigpox.
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May 19, 2020 21:39
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according to science the genes that control hog size are only active until you're like 20y/o max so these geriatric forums are poo poo outta luck unless someone invents puberty 2 altho you could add ribs directly to the dong if that's a thing you're into
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May 19, 2020 22:02
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Mooey Cow posted:That's bigpox. As long as it's not smallcox!
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May 19, 2020 22:08
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XeeD posted:Nevermind that poo poo, here comes Mongo. 
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