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And can we visit?quote:Do you like Fun & Adventure? See this One of a Kind Brick Ranch, Converted into a 2 Story. Enter the Door to a 13th Century Castle Decor Sunken Living Rm, w/ Dramatic, High, Oak Beamed Ceiling, Hardwood Floor, Brick Fireplace, a Ladder to an Elevated Library. Time Travel at Warp Speed to the 25th Century Starship. A Talking Space Alien greets you as you walk toward the Floor to Ceiling, Outer Space Wall Mural. The Dining Rm Command Center Rear Wall opens up to the Spaceship Main Bridge-Working Computer & Controls from an Apache Helicopter, Speakers & a 55 Inch Screen (TV works). Pocket Door to the Functional Galley Kitchen. Open the Hatch Door & you find the Laundry, Large Storage Area & Workshop. Take the Spiral Staircase to Explore the 2nd Floor, which has a Den Area, a Walkway & 3 Bedrooms. There's a Tropical Island Themed Bedroom & a 1970 Hippie Crash Pad Bedroom with a Queen Water Bed. Level Back Yard w/ a Pool (under warranty) and Patio Area. Beautiful Wisteria over Pergola.                      
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It’s subtle, you gotta admit.
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May 19, 2020 00:26
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That owns I want to be greeted by a talking space alien whenever I walk in
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May 19, 2020 00:28
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Omg jungle toilet!!
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May 19, 2020 00:30
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Also, get out of my house
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May 19, 2020 00:30
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Does it only have one bedroom?
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May 19, 2020 00:34
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in pee wees playhouse the chair was a chick right?
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May 19, 2020 00:35
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Cool house, would totally live there.
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May 19, 2020 00:35
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Show us in the picture where the Real Doll is hidden.
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May 19, 2020 00:35
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She's buried in the sand, X marks the spot
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May 19, 2020 00:36
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That house is absolutely 100% the result of winning a decent lotto jack pot. That kitchen though, a half size cabinet level oven? What the poo poo. Or is it the dishwasher.
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May 19, 2020 00:45
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I am absolutely over the moon for that indoor beach
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May 19, 2020 01:06
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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:That house is absolutely 100% the result of winning a decent lotto jack pot. Nah, this is totally a years in the making passion project of a nerd (probably a nerd couple) who couldn't get enough of the "good old days" of renn faires and trek conventions in the 70s. It's too slapdash and cheap to be from a lottery jackpot, that's why the kitchen is so poo poo (probably the original layout, the oven itself might be newer but I've seen old grody kitchens where they'd jam a tiny built-in oven like that). The description says it's a ranch converted into a 2-story...I've got to imagine this thing is hiding all sorts of hosed up structural issues and half-assed construction, on top of whatever problems will come up from putting sand in your living room and gluing foil insulation all over your kitchen ceiling.
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May 19, 2020 01:08
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I saw a friend's house like this in Animal Crossing once.
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May 19, 2020 01:10
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SO DEMANDING posted:And can we visit? Someone hosed this
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May 19, 2020 01:13
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This house knows what it wants and it goes after it whole loving hog. I respect the hell out of this house.
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May 19, 2020 01:14
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Buddy they don't even let me gently caress the creepy alien
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May 19, 2020 01:15
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Not a fan of this terrible house.
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500excf type r posted:Someone hosed this It was me. I'm sorry, I should have asked if anyone else wanted to go first.
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May 19, 2020 01:16
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You all suck This house rules!
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May 19, 2020 01:18
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This house is a dream come true. I hate that dream, but it did come through. So yeah, you gotta respect
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May 19, 2020 01:19
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OK, I'm just kidding, because I do love the idea of an entire room of sand that you track around your entire house. It's like the cat litter box, but huge.
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May 19, 2020 01:19
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Pick posted:Also, get out of my house What did you buy it with, a briefcase full of gold doubloons and meteorite chunks b2b a handful of rare comic books? 
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Pick posted:OK, I'm just kidding, because I do love the idea of an entire room of sand that you track around your entire house. It's like the cat litter box, but huge. Yeah you can just get lazy and start pissing in it.
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May 19, 2020 01:21
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I think it’s a pretty cool house. It’s like nerd DIY home improvement on a shoestring budget.
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May 19, 2020 01:22
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Hometown Slime Queen posted:You all suck Maybe it rules if you're a wastoid!!!
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May 19, 2020 01:22
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i feel strongly someone was murdered in this house.
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May 19, 2020 01:23
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Would visit. Not sure I'd live e: like to live.
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May 19, 2020 01:23
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My Shoes posted:i feel strongly someone was murdered in this house. Well nobody was having sex in it, that’s for sure. 
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Pick posted:I am absolutely over the moon for that indoor beach Pick is confirmed for cat
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Milo and POTUS posted:Would visit. Not sure I'd live I mean, either
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500excf type r posted:Someone hosed this Earth girls are easy
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May 19, 2020 01:25
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Well nobody was having sex in it, that’s for sure. i think hometown slime queen would remedy that. if she is interested, ill hold the camera!
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May 19, 2020 01:26
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Pick posted:This house is a dream come true. I hate that dream, but it did come through. So yeah, you gotta respect Lmao this perfectly sums up my feelings here. Hats off to this weirdo for seeing through a project of such bad taste, good loving luck selling it!
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May 19, 2020 01:26
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You are loving greeted at the door by a goddamn talking space alien and then you can go look at your pergola and then take a massive poo poo on the floor of your beach bathroom, I don't know what else you want in a house?
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May 19, 2020 01:27
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My Shoes posted:i feel strongly someone was murdered in this house. I hope I can find a well-kept murderhouse someday because I'm not a superstitious person and it seems loving cool to tell your friends and family that people died in your home.
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May 19, 2020 01:27
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Would bang a dude still wearing his jeans in a super uncomfortable multi-minutes long sex scene on that spiral staircase, tbh
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May 19, 2020 01:28
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Hometown Slime Queen posted:You are loving greeted at the door by a goddamn talking space alien and then you can go look at your pergola and then take a massive poo poo on the floor of your beach bathroom, I don't know what else you want in a house? Jungle toilet. But as noted... 🌿🚽🌴
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I hope I can find a well-kept murderhouse someday because I'm not a superstitious person and it seems loving cool to tell your friends and family that people died in your home. how bout a porn house? Hometown Slime Queen posted:Would bang a dude still wearing his jeans in a super uncomfortable multi-minutes long sex scene on that spiral staircase, tbh You just name the dude. ill meet you up there with the camera. (all goonettes welcome actually - so basically just me, hometown, pick, spinz, and dix) My Shoes fucked around with this message at 01:33 on May 19, 2020 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I hope I can find a well-kept murderhouse someday because I'm not a superstitious person and it seems loving cool to tell your friends and family that people died in your home. A friend of mine actually bought a murderhouse (previous owner killed a guy in the basement) and let me tell you it IS loving cool.
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