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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
So, I keep realizing that Double or Nothing is THIS SATURDAY??? I know time has no meaning now, but man it feels like it was just yesterday/three years ago that Revolution came and went and the AEW title was brought to the hands of Jon Moxley. (“What the gently caress,” the champion asks as his music begins playing) We are at Daily's Place for the time being.

https://twitter.com/changochamango/status/1262844836652056576
Orange Cassidy (w/ Chuck Taylor and Trent?) vs. Rey Fenix

The most important match on the docket this week is between “Freshly Squeezed” Orange Cassidy and the guy who's brother is trapped in the Lucha Fighter dimension, Rey Fenix (the last man standing in Death Triangle). With both men coming in hot as Death Triangle has always had big problems with the lovable Best Friends, and Fenix booting Orange Cassidy's face off last week, this match is likely to be an explosive or comedic prelude to what will happen this Saturday as both of these men will be participants in the Casino Ladder match.

https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1262860361725808642
Arn Anderson and Jake Roberts talk to each other on behalf of their wrestling nephew and pet bird abomination respectively.

The two old bastards behind both Cody and Lance Archer will come face to face tonight to try and offer one last moment of peace and competition prior to the war Lance Archer and Cody Rhodes are preparing to engage in on Saturday. Both guys can be mean, vile, and nasty when need-be so see the mind games in full force before Cody and Archer square up for the TNT belt on Saturday.

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/status/1262442830053756929
Jon Moxley vs. 10 (w/ Mr. Brodie Lee)

Jon Moxley just finished this to get the belt, but no he has the seemingly endless numbered warriors of the Dark Order to fight his way through as Mr. Brodie Lee has stolen Moxley's AEW title belt and placed the Dark Order between the Exalted One and the AEW World Champion. Mr. Brodie Lee has sent his star pupil, the former college football standout who's hopes were dashed by a career ending ACL injury known officially as 10, but better known as Preston “Vanilla” Vance from his time as a job guy. Vance will be taking on a Moxley with a fire lit under him and a match with the Exalted One beyond 10, meaning that Moxley is going to stop at nothing.

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/status/1262518328225980417
MJF (w/ Wardlow) vs. Marko Stunt

MJF has a match with Jungle Boy this Saturday, and he has what has described as a tune-up match with Marko Stunt. It's almost guaranteed to at least be more than a bit of trouble for Maxwell, as it's clear MJF is not taking Stunt seriously enough going into the match. Either way, the tiny man vs. the worst man will take place tonight and Jungle Boy will want revenge for MJF giving the assist to Chuck Taylor last week, allowing Best Friends to beat the Jurassic Express team of Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus.

https://twitter.com/sammyguevara/status/1263126213276717057
Sammy Guevara vs. “Broken” Matt Hardy

After Sammy Guevara was involved in a hit and run incident in Jacksonville, Florida two weeks ago, he avenges this vehicular assault by the man that performed it by taking on Matt Hardy in a singles match between a guy who really shouldn't be having singles matches and Sammy “wore a neckbrace last week” Guevara. Matt Hardy will probably be in either shock or steaming mad that his drone and best friend Vanguard-1 was killed in a vicious gang assault last week, also in Jacksonville, Florida. Seems like a dangerous area.

https://twitter.com/shidahikaru/status/1263136284073230336
Nyla Rose (AEW World Women's Champion) and Dr. Britt Baker vs. Hikaru Shida and Kris Statlander

It's back, Dynamite women's tag match makes its return as Shida and Statlander team up again to take on Dr. Baker and champion Rose. With both teams consisting of competitors facing each other at Double or Nothing on Saturday (as well as Shida who broke Dr. Baker's nose at the Nightmare Factory). We're likely to see more interaction between the competitors in matches on Saturday as well as cool tag taem offense from Shida and Statlander (I'm trying to think of some kind of alien pun for a team name, but eh). Overall, really cool match and makes me excited for both it and Double or Nothing.

All that and #JoinDarkOrder, tonight on TNT at 8 pm eastern time.



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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
May is the 5th month, isn't it?

Time isn't real.

(like numbers)

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Go-home Dynamites have been fantastic thus far I am super stoked for tonight.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
:350: :420:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Time is an illusion, the only thing that's real is butts

https://twitter.com/SonnyKissXO/status/1262970241140822017

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Light the fuse
Feel the boom
It’s horny night

blast0rama
Aug 13, 2003

Tingly.


Your AEW Dynamite pre-show movie on TNT this evening is....LONDON HAS FALLEN.

Enjoy the casual racism of Gerard Butler's heroic Islamophobia as he makes things explode and we watch the last 5 minutes or so before AEW kicks off.

EDIT: Also, the first episode of SNOWPIERCER is on after, in case you want to see what all the commercials were hyping. I've heard it's pretty bad.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the train, is like, society

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...

Seth Rollins posted:

the train, is like, society
but now it's a Prestige Television SeriesTM

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

blast0rama posted:

Your AEW Dynamite pre-show movie on TNT this evening is....LONDON HAS FALLEN.

Enjoy the casual racism of Gerard Butler's heroic Islamophobia as he makes things explode and we watch the last 5 minutes or so before AEW kicks off.

EDIT: Also, the first episode of SNOWPIERCER is on after, in case you want to see what all the commercials were hyping. I've heard it's pretty bad.

London Has Fallen is straight-up one of the most racist movies I've ever seen

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

I watched Snowpiercer the TV Show and it really wasn’t that bad y’all

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Wonder how we'll feel a year from now with a snowpiercer shaped hole in our hearts.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

JUNGLE BOY posted:

I watched Snowpiercer the TV Show and it really wasn’t that bad y’all

If they had pushed Dynamite as hard as they pushed Snowpiercer I would probably hate Dynamite right now. Or maybe not because I wouldn't be watching the shows they were pushing it on. Maybe they'll stop pushing it literally every other ad break now. Or at least have fresh footage.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

London Has Fallen is straight-up one of the most racist movies I've ever seen

It was absolutely mind boggling

cams
Mar 28, 2003


Prokhor Zakharov posted:

London Has Fallen is straight-up one of the most racist movies I've ever seen
...well poo poo i'm curious now, i may turn tnt on early.

i am assuming "the bad guys are just 'generic brown terrorists' tropes", but hoping they found a way to be offensively racist towards the british

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

i watched the first one once and it was pretty insanely racist towards koreans iirc

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

cams posted:

...well poo poo i'm curious now, i may turn tnt on early.

i am assuming "the bad guys are just 'generic brown terrorists' tropes", but hoping they found a way to be offensively racist towards the british

You can't be racist towards the British, we're white

There are of course lots of BAME people who's British identities are valid but you get the point I'm trying to make

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
lmao im excited to watch

i totally missed the last couple things. but i saw broken gamers v sex gods and it was lmao llol

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
what if terrorists shoots the *checks notes* prime minister that would spoil teatime lmao

Hiram
Sep 21, 2010

Take care fella...spike your hair! :fella:

Im hyped!

My roommates hyped! The dude used to hate wrestling and now he's belting Judas at the top of his lungs in the hallway.

AEW is good guys.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Guys this is the first time I get to watch AEW live in like two months I am super hype

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

i'm gonna lick my tv

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
what is a BAME

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
My Monday night role-playing group had to move this week's session to tonight, so I get to watch Dynamite on DVR.

Upside? FF through commercials.

Downside? Second-hand thirst.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

cams posted:

...well poo poo i'm curious now, i may turn tnt on early.

i am assuming "the bad guys are just 'generic brown terrorists' tropes", but hoping they found a way to be offensively racist towards the british

Not only are all browns terrorists but all the white characters make lots of racist rear end 'quips' while they effortlessly kill them by the dozens.

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...

boxcarhobo posted:

i watched the first one once and it was pretty insanely racist towards koreans iirc
for two seconds i thought this was talking about snowpiercer

cams
Mar 28, 2003


Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Not only are all browns terrorists but all the white characters make lots of racist rear end 'quips' while they effortlessly kill them by the dozens.

makes sense. the only thing i had heard about those films is that gerard butler is constantly giving the president of the united states poo poo for being a pansy assed liberal and not a big strong man like he is.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Seth Rollins posted:

what is a BAME

Bad rear end Mother Eater

inthesto
May 12, 2010

Pro is an amazing name!

Rarity posted:

You can't be racist towards the British, we're white

There are of course lots of BAME people who's British identities are valid but you get the point I'm trying to make

The number of times I've heard British people lamenting that they're always the villains in movies is mind-boggling

Like James loving Bond doesn't exist or something

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

https://twitter.com/ffadingvibes/status/1263227545421361152

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Get your beers ready as I'm sure a cowboy will be running in to save Matt tonight.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I am ready for wednesday


which is today


dudes


my

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo

cams posted:

makes sense. the only thing i had heard about those films is that gerard butler is constantly giving the president of the united states poo poo for being a pansy assed liberal and not a big strong man like he is.


gb: i should be president :smuggo:

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo

karmicknight posted:

Shida and Statlander (I'm trying to think of some kind of alien pun for a team name, but eh)

Take Me to Your Shida

ill take plat please

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Big yee haw

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Sammy Guevara is so loving great :swoon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8D67y_NUO4

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

21 Hoot Salute posted:

Sammy Guevara is so loving hot :swoon:


coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Sammy please I sent you $50 let me lick you

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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
"we're close, and i'd drop you off a hill because I'm that damned good" :allears:

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