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Urinals? Uh, no thank you.

I have my reasons. Don't worry about it.

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Just try it, Jack. You're never going to catch me standing up in the men's room unless it's to wash my hands.

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A real cowboy NEVER turns his back on a crowd, no matter what. I can see the whole proverbial saloon from my trusty stall.

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

Here's the deal, let me tell ya son
In the public restroom, when I go number one
If the place is empty I don't care
The first stall I see, I'm heading there

I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man (come on!)
I'm a stall man
When nature calls

Got anxiety issues that's all I'll say
Gonna handle it my own special way
All I can say, is don't worry Miss
Need my own private stall when I take a piss

I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man, oh

Gotta pee so bad I could fill a moat
I can feel my back teeth start to float
6 cups of coffee the likely source
For why I gotta piss like a racehorse

I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man(yeah!)
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man (yeah!)
I'm a stall man



Sig by City of Glompton and God Speed John Glenn, two awesome BYOB people!

Mummy Napkin

the outer space hillbilly
those better be FOSS terlets

Kief Richards

PHANTOM QUEEN


same op, same



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So you think you can memorize my shoes and make fun of me at the company Christmas party again?

Think again.

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a stall man slighted never forgets to cover his tracks

FutonForensic


a glory hole? being in a stall is glorious whether i'm getting fellatio or not

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




this is not a joke i swear it is real and i mean it:
i have a friend who has such a powerful stream he can't use urinals without a tremendous amount of splashback, so he never uses them. once, at a bar, he came out of the stall to thunderous applause from strangers because it was so loud


thanks everyone for posting, but six and vanisher especially!!!

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Heather Papps posted:

this is not a joke i swear it is real and i mean it:
i have a friend who has such a powerful stream he can't use urinals without a tremendous amount of splashback, so he never uses them. once, at a bar, he came out of the stall to thunderous applause from strangers because it was so loud

please don't doxx me

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These handicap bars hold up very sturdily to the weight of reverse pullups/handstand push-ups. You'd be surprised how manly a stall can be.

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




i wanted a man cave and she said no, you may have a "man stall"


thanks everyone for posting, but six and vanisher especially!!!

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Heather Papps posted:

i wanted a man cave and she said no, you may have a "man stall"

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yeah it rhymes but what the gently caress does this even mean

Kief Richards

PHANTOM QUEEN


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yeah it rhymes but what the gently caress does this even mean

It means some Philistines still stand to piss and make a huge mess

vanisher



Thufir Hawat slipped into the restroom of Castle Caladan, closed the door softly. He stood there a moment, feeling old and tired and urine-laden. His left leg ached where it had been squished, trying to hold in the urgently needed servicing of his Old Duke.

Three hours of holding it now, he thought.

He started across the big room bright with the light of the florescents pouring through their cracked housings, saw the boy leaned against the urinal with back to the door, intent on his work.

How many times must I tell that lad never to settle himself with his back to a door? Hawat cleared his throat.

Paul remained bent over his studies.

The bulbs flickered above. Again, Hawat cleared his throat.

Paul straightened, shook, and spoke without turning. "I know, my backs to the door."



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, PSP, & Death Sext

nut


lot harder to hit the bankshot at the urinal

Pahilla the Hun

Bring the jugs.

why not sit down to pee? it's time for a rest, you're in a RESTROOM...take a load off, you earned it!

nut


ngl the acoustics just hit harder

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This was taped to the inside of my stall door today. I was so pissed that I couldn't piss!

google THIS


My Something Awful success story is I used to have that issue a lot and I read a post somewhere about how counting prime numbers in your head helps and I tried it and it worked like freaking magic. I could pee on a stage in front of 50,000 people now if security guards weren't such prudes.

Yinlock


nut posted:

lot harder to hit the bankshot at the urinal

power move: pissing over the stall's wall into a urinal


nut


if you crouch and lean forward the urinal is just like a stall

super sweet best pal


I really appreciate that restrooms have been adding dividers between urinals lately.

nut


super sweet best pal posted:

I really appreciate that restrooms have been adding dividers between urinals lately.

this is big government giving us peasants the illusion of stall as a breadcrumb to keep us sated and subdued instead focused on arguing on the internet where to pee pee instead of pee peeing ont he big man in the big chair ya you know who i mean

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nut posted:

this is big government giving us peasants the illusion of stall as a breadcrumb to keep us sated and subdued instead focused on arguing on the internet where to pee pee instead of pee peeing ont he big man in the big chair ya you know who i mean

couldn't have said this better myself.

if it's not a metal enclosure with a half inch door gap through which to survey the enemy then it's no stall of mine goddammit.

Yinlock


if i ever get that big promotion i hope i get a customized stall like the bosses do

made of the finest mahogany and seats hand-crafted by polystyrene artisans


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taking a discreet and seated tinkle is my right as a red blooded man and I won't hear any different

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Yinlock posted:

if i ever get that big promotion i hope i get a customized stall like the bosses do

made of the finest mahogany and seats hand-crafted by polystyrene artisans

with no less than 2 deadbolts

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




i miss bush parties cause you could just turn away from the fire and pee freely


thanks everyone for posting, but six and vanisher especially!!!

Yinlock


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with no less than 2 deadbolts

pressing a button and a beep sounds as the electronic locks on my stall open


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Yinlock posted:

pressing a button and a beep sounds as the electronic locks on my stall open

add a pressurized hissssss and I'm in

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Heather Papps posted:

i miss bush parties cause you could just turn away from the fire and pee freely

pissing outside owns

the right hollowed out stump is a friend for life

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




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pissing outside owns

the right hollowed out stump is a friend for life

"fargoth's piss soaked ring"


thanks everyone for posting, but six and vanisher especially!!!

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Stall Silence Tips & Tricks:

1) if you have the size, you can always dip your dingus in the water before you tinkle (aka the Thirsty Bird)

[not my original idea but it changed my life]




sigs by vanisher™ and Pot Smoke Phoenix®

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2) a well-timed flush can cover up SO MUCH. That's when you can vape, sneeze and fart all in 3 seconds. Master this.

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3) if you bring your own TP from home, nicely folded up in your pocket, you can totally bypass the risk of making noise while unspooling the bullshit excuse for a hiney napkin in that stall.

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Please keep in mind that I posted these tips to help you be a more cunning cowboy. There's no fear involved.

Come at me and find out if you dare

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clammy


why don't you stand like a regular man?
then you can pee in the urinal can.


thanks u sickly dweeb <3

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