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unknown butthole

The old customs remain
and the ancient gods live on

one night, after many drinks at a bar, I went to pee in a urinal and two men inside the stall walked out and accused me of homophobia even though i said nothing and was entirely indifferent. I think they were just used to dudes being weird about it.

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there's a perfect amount of space for ONE MAN in your standard stall. whatever they were doing in there has got to be wrong.

I'm glad you escaped

unknown butthole

The old customs remain
and the ancient gods live on

this stall was very large

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clammy posted:

why don't you stand like a regular man?
then you can pee in the urinal can.

good reference noted, but this thread is serious. Please post a tip or trick if you have one. We need all the gunslingers we can get

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unknown butthole posted:

this stall was very large

Even more sus imo

nut


clammy posted:

why don't you stand like a regular man?
then you can pee in the urinal can.

in a stall you can stand and game at the same time

google THIS


Too many well-cultured men were peeing in the stalls so I had to poo poo in the urinal

Pahilla the Hun

Bring the jugs.

i pee in the sink

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Some stalls have a fold-out diaper changing station. You can eat lunch off that badboy in a pinch

Kief Richards

PHANTOM QUEEN


i'm thinkin about using urinals from now on just to give the finger to Big Stall

i got a problem tho, how do i sit on a urinal to take a tinkle???



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Kief Richards posted:

i'm thinkin about using urinals from now on just to give the finger to Big Stall

i got a problem tho, how do i sit on a urinal to take a tinkle???

There are hoses involved. It's not pretty

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The annual piss-off is happening in June here in my town. I've already registered.

Time to separate the mallrats from the stallrats

google THIS


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There are hoses involved. It's not pretty

Technically there is a hose involved for dudes too

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google THIS posted:

Technically there is a hose involved for dudes too

Tell me about it brother. I've got hose in different areas codes

oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)
If the world was ready for my fully pants-off piss technique then things might be different



poo poo, Papps made this. I forgot to say

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oh but seriously I posted:

If the world was ready for my fully pants-off piss technique then things might be different

I'm no stranger to this technique. Coat hook? Nah. Pants hook.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

This thread is making me think of that scene in Withnail and I.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgUjWK7D9ZM

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

This thread is making me think of that scene in Withnail and I.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgUjWK7D9ZM

The guy with the scarf looks like a young Super Hans

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

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The guy with the scarf looks like a young Super Hans

He's a pretty successful actor. He was I'm Bram Stoker's Dracula! He also did the hilarious Posh Nosh series

Yinlock


clammy posted:

why don't you stand like a regular man?
then you can pee in the urinal can.

mods???


Khanstant

HONKING IS VIOLENCE

prepuce repurposed posted:

A real cowboy NEVER turns his back on a crowd, no matter what. I can see the whole proverbial saloon from my trusty stall.

if you lean forward far enough you can both hit the silent part of the bowl and keep your eyes peeled for varmints with the stall open

nut


they print the little fake flies in the urinals so you have something to aim at but Iím in here sitting down and my hands are free for intellectual pursuits like doing the crossword or posting first on twitter

idiotsavant

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Here's the deal, let me tell ya son
In the public restroom, when I go number one
If the place is empty I don't care
The first stall I see, I'm heading there

I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man (come on!)
I'm a stall man
When nature calls

Got anxiety issues that's all I'll say
Gonna handle it my own special way
All I can say, is don't worry Miss
Need my own private stall when I take a piss

I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man, oh

Gotta pee so bad I could fill a moat
I can feel my back teeth start to float
6 cups of coffee the likely source
For why I gotta piss like a racehorse

I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man(yeah!)
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man (yeah!)
I'm a stall man

Space Taxi

The stall walls allow me to attach my chin-up bar and exercise bands. I can get a full workout done on a full bladder.

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




yeah sure, i understand a shy bladder... i guess?

i just bring my own stall everywhere i go. 3 pieces of plywood and the world is your stall.


thanks everyone for posting, but six and vanisher especially!!!

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Space Taxi posted:

The stall walls allow me to attach my chin-up bar and exercise bands. I can get a full workout done on a full bladder.

The full bladder's added weight makes for some good stall gains. I try to fill up on heavy cream beforehand

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Kief Richards posted:

i'm thinkin about using urinals from now on just to give the finger to Big Stall

i got a problem tho, how do i sit on a urinal to take a tinkle???

I actually know the answer to this. Many years ago my girlfriend at the time wanted to pee in a urinal, so one time we snuck into one of the university men's rooms late at night and I kept watch while she tried to figure it out. She ended up backing in to it, which kind of worked.

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I actually know the answer to this. Many years ago my girlfriend at the time wanted to pee in a urinal, so one time we snuck into one of the university men's rooms late at night and I kept watch while she tried to figure it out. She ended up backing in to it, which kind of worked.

this is a good way to get a urinal cake stuck between your but cheeks. one more black mark for the urinal camp

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

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this is a good way to get a urinal cake stuck between your but cheeks. one more black mark for the urinal camp

Sounds like a good way to stay fresh

clammy


if we're going to be pissing in stalls let's make the whole bathroom just stalls, like the women's room gets. matter of fact, let's make just one big coed bathroom full of stalls


thanks u sickly dweeb <3

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clammy posted:

if we're going to be pissing in stalls let's make the whole bathroom just stalls, like the women's room gets. matter of fact, let's make just one big coed bathroom full of stalls

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Japanese piss trenches... But with stalls!

Kief Richards

PHANTOM QUEEN


clammy posted:

if we're going to be pissing in stalls let's make the whole bathroom just stalls, like the women's room gets. matter of fact, let's make just one big coed bathroom full of stalls

most venues i go to plus my office bathrooms are all coed, i don't get what the big deal is



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Kief Richards

PHANTOM QUEEN



lol, just lmfao, if you've never had to use a squat



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I could see myself in that stall

nut



we call this model doody's landing or more informally the incontinental shelf

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

I've pooped in several squat toilets. It's not my favorite but it's not so bad IMHO

ChubbyChecker
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

u should believe in als

because urinal


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nut posted:

the incontinental shelf

lol

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