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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
what do you guys think about the standing stall piss? do you read the room before considering it?

folks might not take kindly to walking into an otherwise empty room where a fella's doing a standing stall piss is my guess.

also noteworthy for being the loudest possible piss style

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
Edit: I guess you could add a few decibels by standing on the terlet seat first

idiotsavant
when you meet the urinal on the road

kill the urinal

idiotsavant
im doing a wall split from stall to stall pissing into the toilet 8 feet directly below me namastye

ChubbyChecker









FutonForensic

nervous in front of crowds? imagine the whole room is a stall, then you'll be able to piss in front of everybody no problem


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



lol

Trying


Aim for the drain and you are immediately press-ganged into the Men in Black

Goons Are Gifts


lmfao


owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

nut posted:

the incontinental shelf

:drat:


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Heather Papps

hello friend



oh but seriously I posted:

Aim for the drain and you are immediately press-ganged into the Men in Black

:negative:



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Space Taxi
Current stall design is inadequate. I really need stalls with a ceiling and five-point harness to feel secure.

Space Taxi fucked around with this message at 03:05 on May 26, 2020

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

Space Taxi posted:

Current stall design is inadequate. I really need stalls with a ceiling and five-point harness to feel secure.

the piss cube


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Heather Papps

hello friend


if you think about it this whole station is really a giant stall, i scream, pounding the artificial gravity controls with a hammer
it's actually kind of hosed up you guys are busting in on me, i'm naked, i shriek while using a jet of urine to deftly maneuver in zero g



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Stoner Sloth

Heather Papps posted:

if you think about it this whole station is really a giant stall, i scream, pounding the artificial gravity controls with a hammer
it's actually kind of hosed up you guys are busting in on me, i'm naked, i shriek while using a jet of urine to deftly maneuver in zero g

is it true that in space no one can hear you piss?







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ChubbyChecker

Stoner Sloth posted:

is it true that in space no one can hear you piss?

dont know about that, but if you poo poo in the space, the turd curves round towards your back because of lack of gravity









owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

ChubbyChecker posted:

dont know about that, but if you poo poo in the space, the turd curves round towards your back because of lack of gravity

hosed up if true


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Escape From Noise

Quit stallin', start ballin' imho

clammy

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
for a good time call 1-900-SMOOBLES :smoobles:





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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
need more ideas for cool stuff to etch into my stall wall pls help





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Trying

You have to squat just so or the dicks don't look 3D

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

prepuce repurposed posted:

need more ideas for cool stuff to etch into my stall wall pls help

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

oh but seriously I posted:

You have to squat just so or the dicks don't look 3D

3d wall dicks is a great starting place





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nut

i'd put something philosophical

nut

why in the king kong movie is there no king kong weener? are we as a society scared of king kong weener? maybe the king kong weiner represents us? are we scared of us? we'll never know

ChubbyChecker

nut posted:

why in the king kong movie is there no king kong weener? are we as a society scared of king kong weener? maybe the king kong weiner represents us? are we scared of us? we'll never know

gorillas have really tiny dicks because they're monogamous









nut

ChubbyChecker posted:

gorillas have really tiny dicks because they're monogamous

uh fact check false, if you watch the movie u'll see that king kong is actually humongous

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

nut posted:

uh fact check false, if you watch the movie u'll see that king kong is actually humongous

lol





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ChubbyChecker

nut posted:

uh fact check false, if you watch the movie u'll see that king kong is actually humongous

haha









Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Here's the deal, let me tell ya son
In the public restroom, when I go number one
If the place is empty I don't care
The first stall I see, I'm heading there

I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man (come on!)
I'm a stall man
When nature calls

Got anxiety issues that's all I'll say
Gonna handle it my own special way
All I can say, is don't worry Miss
Need my own private stall when I take a piss

I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man, oh

Gotta pee so bad I could fill a moat
I can feel my back teeth start to float
6 cups of coffee the likely source
For why I gotta piss like a racehorse

I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man(yeah!)
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man (yeah!)
I'm a stall man

been listening to it while reading your lyrics and lmaoing

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https://youtu.be/edCH7R4uYmQ





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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs










5 more reasons to be a stall man

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
this thread is dedicated to forums user tiny tubesteak tom btw

nut


daryl: hey hey pssst hey hey

mike: ya Daryl I know you’re surfing ha ha cool

daryl: :cool:

ChubbyChecker



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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


prepuce repurposed posted:











5 more reasons to be a stall man

Truly cursed geometry

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

to me it looks like he peels something off of his bare foot and noms on it

who's to say it was poo. could have been tots for all I know

clammy

i'm a stall man. i'm a stall man. i can pee in stalls, fast as you can.

Heather Papps

hello friend


when i see a person go in the stall i stand by the door really close and wait and when no sound happens i say "what's the stall, man?"



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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Heather Papps posted:

when i see a person go in the stall i stand by the door really close and wait and when no sound happens i say "what's the stall, man?"

one perk of being a stall man is ease of stalling the enemy. nobody can rush u when there's a locked, reinforced metal door protecting your private activities. like they say, a man's stall is his castle





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