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Pahilla the Hun

Bring the jugs.

i enter the water closet. i walk down the row of stalls, kicking each door open, declaring "THIS...ain't my stall," before moving onto the next.

someday, i will find it.




someday.

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owlhawk911

stalls? urinals? no thank you. i must piss outdoors to keep bears and wild dogs away from my camp


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nut


they call my mouth natures stall

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nut posted:

they call my mouth natures stall

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Going 2 the stall 2 fart.

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Going 2 the stall 2 fart.

if u squarsh your butt cheeks up against the back of the terlet seat and fart just right it will sound like a whippoorwill. this is for signalling your fellow banditos




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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

For some reason a few places in Santa Fe had stalls without doors in them in the men's room. The stalls in Seattle in a lot of places had very small doors so you could see in at eye height.

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

For some reason a few places in Santa Fe had stalls without doors in them in the men's room. The stalls in Seattle in a lot of places had very small doors so you could see in at eye height.

smoke bombs are effective here

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

OTOH stalls in Japan tend to be like a little room with a door you can't see over or under. Some even have a machine that makes the sound of running water.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

The Orson Spencer Hall at the University of Utah had extremely high doors that you could easily see under. I only pooped there once during an emergency and I was upset the entire time. Orson Spencer Hall has since been destroyed.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

The Orson Spencer Hall at the University of Utah had extremely high doors that you could easily see under. I only pooped there once during an emergency and I was upset the entire time. Orson Spencer Hall has since been destroyed.

Powerful bowels!

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

OTOH stalls in Japan tend to be like a little room with a door you can't see over or under. Some even have a machine that makes the sound of running water.

this is a good start but how many deadbolts are we talkin




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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

The Orson Spencer Hall at the University of Utah had extremely high doors that you could easily see under. I only pooped there once during an emergency and I was upset the entire time. Orson Spencer Hall has since been destroyed.

pooping during an emergency owns. feels like you get a free pass, ensconced as you are in your metal cage that is probably also a tornado shelter




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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

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this is a good start but how many deadbolts are we talkin

One. But it's usually pretty solid

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

One. But it's usually pretty solid

good enough for me! where do i sign up for japan

also does the lil flowing water noise machine have an AUX IN jack? certain music can discourage the enemy from approaching your stronghold after all




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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

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good enough for me! where do i sign up for japan

also does the lil flowing water noise machine have an AUX IN jack? certain music can discourage the enemy from approaching your stronghold after all

I'm sorry, but the Sound Princess makes the DJing decisions

nut


I was born with a water sounding machine built inside of me

Stooge

don't come where I live

Am I a stall man?

Can I get back to you with my answer later?

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Stooge posted:

Am I a stall man?

Can I get back to you with my answer later?

don't try to stall a stall man




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Stooge

don't come where I live

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

OTOH stalls in Japan tend to be like a little room with a door you can't see over or under. Some even have a machine that makes the sound of running water.

I used a restaurants toilet in Japan. It was a stall so I tinkled*, and then went to find the flush whilst standing up. None of the buttons were in English but I pressed one.

Suddenly a little robot arm popped out and squirted water out of the toilet bowl and towards me. I avoided it but the stream was covering a wall in bidet water, so I shut the lid. Then the spray of the water started leaking out down the slides of the toilet. I managed to turn the bidet off.

I then found the flush, and more water started to fall from the ceiling into a hole at the top of the cistern. I thought this was where I was meant to wash my hands because I'm a ding dong.

That was my most successful toilet trip in recent memory.



*I will not divulge whether I stood or sat for this tinkle, if you ask further I will only answer with my byob service number and rank.

nut


confused in the bathroom trying to upper deck a urinal

Stooge

don't come where I live

nut posted:

confused in the bathroom trying to upper deck a urinal

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Kief Richards posted:

i'm thinkin about using urinals from now on just to give the finger to Big Stall

i got a problem tho, how do i sit on a urinal to take a tinkle???



the Sanistand has got your back sis

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cone-shaped huh

idiotsavant

you come into my stall uninvited? yeah you better believe you're gonna leave with piss on your face

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idiotsavant posted:

you come into my stall uninvited? yeah you better believe you're gonna leave with piss on your face

or worse

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns





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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






thanks everyone for posting, but six and vanisher especially!!!

nut


idiotsavant posted:

you come into my stall uninvited? yeah you better believe you're gonna leave with piss on your face

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Hahahaha, yes!!!

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O Plumber, Where Art Thou

Kief Richards

PHANTOM QUEEN


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O Plumber, Where Art Thou

M-m...Mario?



Pahilla the Hun

Bring the jugs.


dude

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schnitz you are a treasure

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In The Garage by early Weezer but it's In My Stall

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