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owlhawk911

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nut posted:

the incontinental shelf

:drat:


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owlhawk911

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Space Taxi posted:

Current stall design is inadequate. I really need stalls with a ceiling and five-point harness to feel secure.

the piss cube


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owlhawk911

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ChubbyChecker posted:

dont know about that, but if you poo poo in the space, the turd curves round towards your back because of lack of gravity

hosed up if true


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owlhawk911

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stalls? urinals? no thank you. i must piss outdoors to keep bears and wild dogs away from my camp


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owlhawk911

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prepuce repurposed posted:

where I work there's a men's room that used to be available to the public, but we've been closed to the public for a few years now. anyway because of this there's a tiled, lockable men's room. It's big. We're talking fold-out diaper changing station. We're talking solid wooden and steel door with a VERY secure locking latch knob.

Best of all nobody uses it... Until I did this past Friday :peanut: The cleaning lady even cleans it twice daily! like...wtf..

Basically it's the biggest, most private stall imaginable. The only downside is the very bright florescent lighting.

While I know you're all thinking this would be the perfect hideout, i'm sad to tell you it isn't. This one's just for me.

Now accepting suggestions. Do you think succulents would grow in there or what. No windows :shrug:

i'm coming op. i'm coming for that stall. two thousand long lonely miles of gas station burritos stand between me and the promised land but i'm a-comin. your cleaning lady is going to quit her job and start going to therapy. nothing but poisonous mushrooms will ever grow there. you'll think twice before you flex about your stall online again. i'm gonna colon cleanse 15' of intestine and wash myself off in the sink. i'm gonna invest in yankee candle and get rich off your futile attempts to rehabilitate the place


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owlhawk911

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Kief Richards posted:

It's a wall pocket, don't listen to the wicked stall man misleading you!!!

oh, a wall pocket. of course. one of those


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owlhawk911

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i went to the city today, and had to piss indoors. based on what i'd read in this thread i thought i'd try sitting down in a stall. i'll have to say, it isn't for me. i felt vulnerable and defenseless sitting there with my pants around my ankles, and i don't think all the pee came out.

i'm rating stalls a 2 out of 10 (0 being trying to piss off a boat in a storm) and don't think i'll be going back.


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owlhawk911

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Stoner Sloth posted:

but the challenge is the attraction for some - one of the most satisfying pisses i ever had was off the back of a ferry on the way to kangaroo island during a big storm

wasn't intentional just had to go and was smoking an illegal joint so figured it was the best solution, trick is in the timing and not getting struck by nearby lightning but done right you get your sea legs to support you and zig and zag the stream with the motion of the ocean

true, true but the size of the boat is as much as factor here as the motion of the ocean. i think a ferry might count as a ship?


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owlhawk911

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Stoner Sloth posted:

yeah, that is a good point friend - i imagine a rowboat would not be quite as fun! this ferry probably would be a ship cause it can carry cars so that is fair


the lovely one being towed looks almost exactly like mine lol


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owlhawk911

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i heard stall men have dirty dicks/balls from dipping them in the toilet water when they sit down. confirm/deny


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owlhawk911

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Heather Papps posted:

a stalled motor man


(springbok?)

i always assumed it was a lund bc they're so common around here, but honestly by the time i got ahold of it there were no legible trademarks so maybe?


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owlhawk911

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Heather Papps posted:

center console, in my truck, usually stocked with napkins and the like. armrest?

also, a torn off sleeve of a teeshirt makes extremely good emergency tp.

in a grassy area, you can do that thing that dogs do on carpet


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owlhawk911

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owlhawk911

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Kief Richards posted:

I have a real question, as I still don't understand:

What is the appeal of peeing standing up? Why wouldn't you sit down and take a load off while peeing?

i already spoke to this in my stall review earlier: all the pee doesn't come out and you are vulnerable whilst sitting


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owlhawk911

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Wait. All the pee doesn't come out?

i'm pretty sure it doesn't. it just doesn't feel like it


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owlhawk911

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prepuce repurposed posted:

u might wanna see a urologist pardner. that there's the incontinental shelf

didn't that you stall men learn anything from that ballad?


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owlhawk911

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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I don't know why these words keeping popping into my brain!

A cautionary tale:
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:qq: momma :qq:


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owlhawk911

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"here i post, brokenhearted
butttheshitman never farted"

-me, holding vigil for the forums' best named poster


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owlhawk911

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jpeg posted:

jim has a long poo poo

The Turd Measurer


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