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Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Eye can see you.

We all know the guy at work or school or the bar that made up his own lyrics to every song on the radio..

I am him.

Here’s some classic oldies for you. Post Malone may as well stay out. Name that tune!

First selection:
once upon a time I was trying to poo poo, but I could only squeeze out a fart..but once it broke loose, it blew my rear end in a top hat apart

Second offering:
big ol hairy vagina
Why don’t your owner learn how to shave
Ohhh big old hairy vagina
There’s too much hair and it’s in my way


There’s two to start us off. Unfortunately, I have more.




NAME THAT TUNE!

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Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers


Top Cop

Fuckstick posted:


big ol hairy vagina
Why don’t your owner learn how to shave
Ohhh big old hairy vagina
There’s too much hair and it’s in my way



Easy: That is "Big ole Jed outta 'lina"

Contribution:
Four letter woman,
Four letter woman to me

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020



Everybody I know uses "even made a homepage for my dog, yo" from the Weird Al parody to paper over its unclear counterpart in "Ridin' "

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Eye can see you.

Internetjack posted:

Contribution:
Four letter woman,
Four letter woman to me

A little help here? Genre?

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

Fuckstick posted:

First selection:
once upon a time I was trying to poo poo, but I could only squeeze out a fart..but once it broke loose, it blew my rear end in a top hat apart

Total Eclipse of the Heart

e: courtesy of my dad:

quote:

Keep on walkin on the freeway

Cubone fucked around with this message at 03:04 on May 21, 2020

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 6, 2010



Got a mushy head, better than the rest

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004


Under seal it on a voice a redder snap
and that it red, I wanna leaver it red

Once a sourbread, on a reach a wetter and
On the sand, I wanna pee here a pen

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Incredible

wrapped up like a douche into the ruler in the night

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004


Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo
Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo

Ayyyayyyyayyyy Yeah

redm
Feb 20, 2016



Sugartime Jones

wear no strain just two lava
june odor ruse hands on dew why

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020



Oh, was that song actually about cake by the ocean?

kecske
Feb 28, 2011






Soiled Meat

Mulaney Power Move posted:

Under seal it on a voice a redder snap
and that it red, I wanna leaver it red

Once a sourbread, on a reach a wetter and
On the sand, I wanna pee here a pen

I feel like I'm having a stroke reading this

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


kecske posted:

I feel like I'm having a stroke reading this

Lol

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

wrapped up like a douche into the ruler in the night

blinded by the light


I don't think anybody hears the first part as anything else

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

redm posted:

wear no strain just two lava
june odor ruse hands on dew why
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Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes

Soiled Meat

He said it's no crime
Putting it in my ear
It wasn't that lie
But his gas that made me queer

And I can feel the change of his wind right now
Wafting towards my face
And they're not gonna call me straight no more
No they're not gonna call me straight

'cause I got gay from a fart
I'm going where that fart will take me

I got gay, so believe
I will be such a queen

I've made friends with the pole
No one's gonna take it from me

I can fit any cock
I got gay (I got gay) I got gay

Gay from a fart.


hint: the other version is called "raped by a shark", if that helps

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Ham Wrangler

Boys want a Mary, Looking at my dairy, Err you cuts air but if you touch it I'm a berry

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



Because your piss, your piss is in my lips.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Ham Wrangler

I wanna hold em like they do with Texas fleas
Fold em let em hit me raise a baby stay wit me (i love it)
Fuckin intuition play the cards with plays to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his fart

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Ham Wrangler

I'm so starstruck
Baby could you blow my fart up

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Ham Wrangler

I put the siiiiing in single
Ain't worried 'bout a riiiiing on my fingle
So you can tell your friend, "shoo chocha" when you see 'em
It's OK, he already in my diem

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun


Nap Ghost

i been living all my life
living in a hang star's jerry lice
i been spending most my time
living in a hang star's jerry lice

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Ham Wrangler

All I wanna do is (gunshots) and (gun cocking sound) (cash register) and take a lil nappy

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Eye can see you.

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

wrapped up like a douche into the ruler in the night

Ain’t gettin no puss so I rub my boner in the night

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Eye can see you.

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Because your piss, your piss is in my lips.

I want your fist, your fist, betweeeen my hips

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Eye can see you.

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Got a mushy head, better than the rest

Machine head

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Eye can see you.

Cubone posted:

Total Eclipse of the Heart

e: courtesy of my dad:

Keep on rocking in the free world. Your old man is awesome by the way.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

Fuckstick posted:

Keep on rocking in the free world.
'eyyy!

Fuckstick posted:

Your old man is awesome by the way.
yeah he has his moments

Drive-Thru Salad Bar
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!


Without covid-19, oh where would I be
At this moment, eating at burger king

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Ham Wrangler

Mozi posted:

i been living all my life
living in a hang star's jerry lice
i been spending most my time
living in a hang star's jerry lice

Gangstas paradise~

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Eye can see you.

I’ve noticed that a lot of the music I clown on are dead giveaways when you sing them, so naming the tune won’t be hard. And now for some wholesome country and western music.

I wanna introduce to my kinfolk
To my sister mother..
To my uncle father..
To my cousin brother..

The Cockler
Mar 31, 2018


ALL MY FRIENDS ARE THETANS IN MY ORG

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers


Top Cop

Fuckstick posted:

A little help here? Genre?

BeeGees song

Mulaney Power Move posted:

Under seal it on a voice a redder snap
and that it red, I wanna leaver it red

Once a sourbread, on a reach a wetter and
On the sand, I wanna pee here a pen

Paint it Black ?

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010

Don't look at me-
I'm ugly in the morning
When the headaches gone
The sun is not.
Forgot to turn the alarm
On - on


Pillbug

Mulaney Power Move posted:

Under seal it on a voice a redder snap
and that it red, I wanna leaver it red

Once a sourbread, on a reach a wetter and
On the sand, I wanna pee here a pen

Yellow Ledbetter? Do I at least have the right band?

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004


Ugly In The Morning posted:

Yellow Ledbetter? Do I at least have the right band?

Good work. Those are the actual lyrics.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005



Fuckstick posted:

We all know the guy at work or school or the bar that made up his own lyrics to every song on the radio..

I am him.

Here’s some classic oldies for you. Post Malone may as well stay out. Name that tune!

First selection:
once upon a time I was trying to poo poo, but I could only squeeze out a fart..but once it broke loose, it blew my rear end in a top hat apart

Second offering:
big ol hairy vagina
Why don’t your owner learn how to shave
Ohhh big old hairy vagina
There’s too much hair and it’s in my way


There’s two to start us off. Unfortunately, I have more.




NAME THAT TUNE!

Total Eclipse of the Heart

Jet Airliner by Steve Miller Band

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005



Internetjack posted:

Easy: That is "Big ole Jed outta 'lina"

Contribution:
Four letter woman,
Four letter woman to me

Bee Gees - More Than A Woman

redm posted:

wear no strain just two lava
june odor ruse hands on dew why

Creed - Arms Wide Open

shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 21:55 on May 23, 2020

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010

Don't look at me-
I'm ugly in the morning
When the headaches gone
The sun is not.
Forgot to turn the alarm
On - on


Pillbug

Mulaney Power Move posted:

Good work. Those are the actual lyrics.

I figured someone would post some Pearl Jam because Eddie Vedder is loving incomprehensible. And that song is peak Pearl Jam sounding like someone trying to sing with their fist in their mouth.

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Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Eye can see you.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

I figured someone would post some Pearl Jam because Eddie Vedder is loving incomprehensible. And that song is peak Pearl Jam sounding like someone trying to sing with their fist in their mouth.

A friend of mine has made up new words to pretty much anything Vedder ever sang. I can’t remember any of it. He really needs to write that poo poo down and make some YouTube videos.

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