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We all know the guy at work or school or the bar that made up his own lyrics to every song on the radio.. I am him. Here’s some classic oldies for you. Post Malone may as well stay out. Name that tune! First selection: once upon a time I was trying to poo poo, but I could only squeeze out a fart..but once it broke loose, it blew my rear end in a top hat apart Second offering: big ol hairy vagina Why don’t your owner learn how to shave Ohhh big old hairy vagina There’s too much hair and it’s in my way There’s two to start us off. Unfortunately, I have more. NAME THAT TUNE!
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Internetjack posted:Contribution: A little help here? Genre?
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May 21, 2020 03:32
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:wrapped up like a douche into the ruler in the night Ain’t gettin no puss so I rub my boner in the night
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May 22, 2020 16:38
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:Because your piss, your piss is in my lips. I want your fist, your fist, betweeeen my hips
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May 22, 2020 16:43
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Got a mushy head, better than the rest Machine head
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May 22, 2020 16:44
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Cubone posted:Total Eclipse of the Heart Keep on rocking in the free world. Your old man is awesome by the way.
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May 22, 2020 16:45
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I’ve noticed that a lot of the music I clown on are dead giveaways when you sing them, so naming the tune won’t be hard. And now for some wholesome country and western music. I wanna introduce to my kinfolk To my sister mother.. To my uncle father.. To my cousin brother..
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May 23, 2020 18:09
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I figured someone would post some Pearl Jam because Eddie Vedder is loving incomprehensible. And that song is peak Pearl Jam sounding like someone trying to sing with their fist in their mouth. A friend of mine has made up new words to pretty much anything Vedder ever sang. I can’t remember any of it. He really needs to write that poo poo down and make some YouTube videos.
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