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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
You know, actually, this is a lot stickier than I thought it was going to be.

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GAYIDS
May 3, 2020

by Pragmatica
You aren't supposed to use butt plugs that don't have flanges bases bruh

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
We are most assuredly NOT doing that op

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I prefer granadilla bitch

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
hm. sickly.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

GAYIDS posted:

You aren't supposed to use butt plugs that don't have flanges bases bruh

Double the danger, double the fun.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Why is it filled with tadpoles

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
They are one of my favorite fruits, and a surprisingly large amount of my food budget is passion fruit

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I prefer granadilla bitch

You'll eat it and like it. Then I'll eat it and say it's okay but nothing to write home about.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
aaaaaaaahmorrrrghmdodocheee i'm simply famished *makes very loud lip-smacking noises* give me a kiss chowder head *kiss kiss* mmmm yes HOOOOOOUAAACHK -COUGH -COUUGH -COUGH gently caress wrong pipe

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Dixville posted:

Why is it filled with tadpoles

That right there is the passion.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
Ah jesus loving christ this tastes like licking a nine volt what the gently caress.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

EorayMel posted:

aaaaaaaahmorrrrghmdodocheee i'm simply famished *makes very loud lip-smacking noises* give me a kiss chowder head *kiss kiss* mmmm yes HOOOOOOUAAACHK -COUGH -COUUGH -COUGH gently caress wrong pipe

This. Is. Perfect.

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde
The work to fruit ratio is just way off. If you're gonna gently caress with citrus blood orange is the way to go.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

BuckarooBanzai posted:

The work to fruit ratio is just way off. If you're gonna gently caress with citrus blood orange is the way to go.

Me shoving handfuls of kumquats in my grotesque maw while I call my lover's breasts "nice cans."

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I perfer drinkin' pasito and than fuckin' op tbh




After sex durries

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Is the middle part supposed to be that gooey?

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

im more of a beef jerky guy

grillster
Dec 25, 2004

:chaostrump:
*belches a large volume of fresh La Croix that tastes exactly like the flavor on the can*

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Bronze Fonz posted:

Is the middle part supposed to be that gooey?

Yes

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020

by Athanatos
I'm overwhelmed by the passion

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

grillster posted:

*belches a large volume of fresh La Croix that tastes exactly like the flavor on the can*

feature not a bug

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020

by Athanatos
I now desire a la croix

Mission accomplished you faceless shill

grillster
Dec 25, 2004

:chaostrump:
Quickest way a grown adult can serve up a monster belch without increasing blood alcohol levels.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Statutory Ape posted:

im more of a beef jerky guy

Huh, funny, I am more of a jerk beefy guys

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Inverted Icon posted:

I now desire a la croix

Mission accomplished you faceless shill

yeah quick question.


~why?~

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


The passion of the fruit

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
What about passion fruit lube? Does that bring the passion into your bed?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Nooner posted:

Huh, funny, I am more of a jerk beefy guys

as usual I


came as fast as I could

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020

by Athanatos

Motherfucker posted:

yeah quick question.


~why?~

It tastes exactly like the flavor on the can

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Dixville posted:

Why is it filled with tadpoles

Also what's with the weird seeds in this fruit?

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

beef jerky doesn't have seeds

Although it will make you poop pure slime

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Statutory Ape posted:

beef jerky doesn't have seeds

Although it will make you poop pure slime

I'm taking some pepto bismol to get small black turd nugglets.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

I'm ok w my anal slime method

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Statutory Ape posted:

I'm ok w my anal slime method

I'm not sure

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I thought we'd bring in the passion fruit as, y'know a little treat.
It's just...I mean it just seems like you're not enjoying the rhythmic thrusting and slapping like you usually do and looking over my shoulder alot and
I mean it's not a Rubik's Cube. Can you put it down for a minute?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Big Beef City posted:

I thought we'd bring in the passion fruit as, y'know a little treat.
It's just...I mean it just seems like you're not enjoying the rhythmic thrusting and slapping like you usually do and looking over my shoulder alot and
I mean it's not a Rubik's Cube. Can you put it down for a minute?

I'm impassioned by your fruit.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Listen, Nanc. It's not that I don't want spice up our love making but remember that time we tried bringing the microwavable fish fillets in with us?

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
I'll take you up on the offer if you can hold the pion fruit

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Literally A Person posted:

Listen, Nanc. It's not that I don't want spice up our love making but remember that time we tried bringing the microwavable fish fillets in with us?

No, they ARE light and flaky, it's just that the pickle mayo gets everywhere

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