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cda
Jan 2, 2010


A robot may not stop a human being from cumming or, through inaction, allow a human being not to cum.

A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

A robot may cum as long as such cumming does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


A Robot needs to never talk about not having emotions or not feeling things. They aren't special and nobody wants to hear about how they don't have to ever suffer from depression no matter how many people close to them die.

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.


When confronted with a party, the disco ball in the robot's chest must activate

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.



A robot may not star in a supposedly PG-rated and otherwise charming and funny film in which it ends up being extremely brutally beaten to near-death while screaming for mercy in apparent terror and agony. <>

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