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May 21, 2020 23:26
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spiders are friends and probably, if they had hands, would give a lot of high fives. high eights? |
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May 21, 2020 23:29
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ShallNoiseUpon posted:spiders are friends and probably, if they had hands, would give a lot of high fives. high eights? eight high ones? i think tarantulas have 2 liddle paws on each leg but i am no spider scientist i was just bit by many of them
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May 21, 2020 23:30
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 a spider that i met today
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May 21, 2020 23:43
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Uh that's a beauty Gonna post a scorpion as soon as my terrarium is dry and I can set him in Also spiders: men
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May 22, 2020 00:10
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spiders might be real but im still running the numbers ive often contemplated whether or not there could be a greater conceptual device than spiders for making us scared to clean the corners of our rooms in our houses yes the very same corner the nsa may hide small recording devices ah ha i see ou are following me now
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May 22, 2020 00:52
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nut posted:spiders might be real but im still running the numbers ive often contemplated whether or not there could be a greater conceptual device than spiders for making us scared to clean the corners of our rooms in our houses yes the very same corner the nsa may hide small recording devices ah ha i see ou are following me now  what... what if this is all connected to the World Wide Web?!?!!  :
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May 22, 2020 00:55
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Heather Papps posted:
great pic - fishing spider I think?
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May 22, 2020 00:56
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i looked it up on webcrawler (i know) but the n.s.a. stands for the national spider association and the n.r.a. stands for the national really-spiders association
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May 22, 2020 00:58
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nut posted:i looked it up on webcrawler (i know) but the n.s.a. stands for the national spider association and the n.r.a. stands for the national really-spiders association whoa. just how deep does this funnel web hole go?
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May 22, 2020 01:02
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Sticky the spider thread |
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May 22, 2020 01:23
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spiders rule centipedes HOLYFUCKNO PLEASE HNELP DAD GET IT SOMEONESMASHITNOOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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May 22, 2020 01:23
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the really furry spiders kinda gross me out, but other wise i'm cool w/ them
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May 22, 2020 01:54
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Heather Papps posted:spiders rule 8 is my hard limit for number of legs |
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May 22, 2020 03:12
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the other day i saved a relatively big spider that had fallen in my tub nudged it onto a tissue and carried it out the front door i was gonna find like a place to put it, but when i opened the door the landlord's youngest kid was like right there and i was in a bathrobe and hadn't showered yet and just didn't want to have that interaction so i just shook the spider off the tissue and closed the door pronto
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May 22, 2020 03:23
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biosterous posted:the other day i saved a relatively big spider the spider i met today was in the sink at camp, and when we were closing up to come back to my place my dad asked if i was going to put the spider outside. i said, "no way - it's killing all the bugs in the cabin for us and has shed like two exoskeletons while living in the sink, let it be."
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May 22, 2020 03:26
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Heather Papps posted:spiders rule i'm cool with centipedes, they don't usually bother me and vice versa - they do get big around here but they aren't dangerous millipedes on the other hand are right fuckers - the little ones here are non-native and they are extremely annoying, smell horrible and the chemical they release eats carpets. they swarm in their thousands too cause not much eats them and will head towards any source of moisture indoors. i remember my first year living in Adelaide we had them invade the shower and form a wall covering of black bodies all the way up to the taps. biosterous posted:the other day i saved a relatively big spider that had fallen in my tub nice work - i usually just put a jar over them, slide a bit of cardboard or paper underneath and turn it upside down since most of them can't climb glass Heather Papps posted:the spider i met today was in the sink at camp, and when we were closing up to come back to my place my dad asked if i was going to put the spider outside. this is also good, if they seem happy where they are and aren't bothering anyone then leaving them be is best
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May 22, 2020 03:58
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Stoner Sloth posted:this is also good, if they seem happy where they are and aren't bothering anyone then leaving them be is best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPSx8xK93Ps this one in particular is a rare 7 legged hero spider
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May 22, 2020 04:34
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Heather Papps posted:dock spiders: very scary but also chill as hell drat fine spider and very chill indeed, here is another fine multilegged friend named 'Alfred' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LiALjybcJA
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May 22, 2020 04:51
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i like the spider that wears a drop of water as a hat
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May 22, 2020 06:27
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when we came home from a vacation last summer there were like a million flies in the house, what the heck. while we were dealing with them my spouse smacked one and it tumbled to the ground, and before they could deal with it a spider scurried out from under the oven and grabbed it and scurried back. it was equal parts unsettling and friendly? also spouse had the uncommon feeling of "i didn't know i was disappointed in this spider until now, why did it not kill more of the flies while we were away, c'mon spider you had one job"
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May 22, 2020 06:29
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like "i didn't know i was disappointed with you until right now, i was fine with your performance until i learned you existed"
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May 22, 2020 06:31
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I've met two people who like spiders, goths and magicians. |
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May 22, 2020 07:15
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I had a cd drive once which moved slow and stylishly and it kind of reminded me of languid crawl of a spider. |
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May 22, 2020 07:17
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biosterous posted:i like the spider that wears a drop of water as a hat oh man, jumping spiders are the best - especially our native peacock spiders, cute, charismatic and excellent dancers!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_yYC5r8xMI check out the other videos the guy who posted this has - there are many different species each with their own unique look and dance style!
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May 22, 2020 07:51
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Prurient Squid posted:I had a cd drive once which moved slow and stylishly and it kind of reminded me of languid crawl of a spider. powerful imagery here
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May 22, 2020 11:22
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jumping spiders are  as heck
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May 22, 2020 11:50
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Stoner Sloth posted:i usually just put a jar over them, slide a bit of cardboard or paper underneath and turn it upside down since most of them can't climb glass Classic spider move, i learned it from Spider Tips N Tricks magazine
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May 22, 2020 11:51
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sometimes I sneak my way into a spider web and sit there for hours just acting to be a spider until the spider notices me and tells me to leave because I have not enough legs for the both of us
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May 22, 2020 13:17
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spiders are so cool, I'm flattered to be surfing their greatest creation every day and would happily give one as many high fives as it wants |
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May 22, 2020 16:17
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unknown butthole posted:I've met two people who like spiders, goths and magicians. spiders are basically both of these things |
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May 22, 2020 16:19
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Looper posted:spiders are basically both of these things they all pull a lot of silk out of places you wouldn't expect
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May 22, 2020 16:53
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alnilam posted:jumping spiders are |
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May 23, 2020 07:39
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alnilam posted:jumping spiders are 
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May 23, 2020 08:14
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i cant wait till we all get those special goats that can grow spider silk in their bellies |
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May 23, 2020 18:28
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Khanstant posted:i cant wait till we all get those special goats that can grow spider silk in their bellies Wouldn't it be cool if part of that mutation made them have 8 eyes like a spider too? But freaky slit pupil goat eyes. |
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May 23, 2020 19:44
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Finger Prince posted:Wouldn't it be cool if part of that mutation made them have 8 eyes like a spider too? But freaky slit pupil goat eyes. 
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May 23, 2020 20:17
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spider goat, spider goat abomination, spider goat creation corrupted by man does whatever a spider can what the gently caress, did you see that spider goat?
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May 23, 2020 20:23
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May 23, 2020 21:49
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Finger Prince posted:Wouldn't it be cool if part of that mutation made them have 8 eyes like a spider too? But freaky slit pupil goat eyes. owlhawk911 posted:spider goat, spider goat i'm not sure about the eight eyes but we could probably do the eight limb thing if we messed with the goat's HOX genes... we should totally do this, get some scientists high and make proper spider goats. let's spit in the eyes of the gods and build ourselves some abominations!
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May 24, 2020 01:52
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