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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




someone needs to mod death stranding to just give you all the game and cliffs notes versions of the cutscenes.

I like the game, but holy poo poo I don’t like the 900 hours of incomprehensible cutscenes

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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Sam porter bridges, it’s me, Guy MCplothater, I’m here with my associate, who goes by the name GamePlay GoodDespiteThePlot, we’re hoping you can bring us to your boss, Somebody Modallthisoutalready.

you owe me this much, after I saved your sister, Dianne Hardwoman

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




on the other hand it doesn’t seem far fetched that a spacefaring civilization that could make sentinels can also program them to “look in hole”

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




NoneMoreNegative posted:

lmao Fallout76




lmao @ this undead karen

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001





Big trump claims from matt :yosbutt:.

"the least bugs ever, of any game studio, many people have told me that it has no bugs, way less bugs than the liberal games out there" :yooge:

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




graph posted:

ty for spoiler tags :)

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




graph posted:

lol if you didnt use stacks of postits for megamans

I opened my game gear carrying case like the ark of the covenant for the first time in like 20 years and I discovered it had, on college ruled, ripped-out-of-a spiral-bound-notebook paper, scrawled in number 2 pencil, a bunch of game genie codes.

I don’t even remember having a game gear game genie :iiam:

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




the game gear was pretty good for a little bit. it was color and backlit, unlike the gameboy, and had some games you’d actually want to play, unlike the lynx

I loved streets of rage 2 and road rash on it, which were decently faithful to their genesis counterparts

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Hed posted:

I got totk and played for an hour, it's fun and my 8 yo wants to use my account to play it now. Bro, you're going to have to earn those quests yourself

Play an hour on his account, boom, same thing

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




https://twitter.com/freelives/status/1676247377412325377?s=46&t=lxskg4i8VJ2b8R0m-wxJBQ

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




quiggy posted:

what is this "bro force"

legit top 10 game ever for me.

it’s so fun, especially with couch co-op

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




AnimeIsTrash posted:

idk what that is but all you roguelike classic fans will ike this game

https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring

I got elden ring in the summer sale to play on my Gabe Gear, but I also keep buying other games in the summer sale

send help

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




it’s bad, op

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




What. WHAT?

TF2 got an update today

https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=206148

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




well-read undead posted:

when the glow of the blood-stained moon SHINES upon the LAND

lol if you dont frame-perfect mash the skip button on every blood moon cutscene

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Jenny Agutter posted:

Severed Steel is a good game and it has ray tracing effects but still performs well

hmmm now I wonder if the deck can do ray tracing on severed steel

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




ray tracing is one of those things I stop noticing after 30 seconds in the game.

imo do not buy a gpu just to trace rays

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




NoneMoreNegative posted:

Do you like TRAINS??

https://www.fanatical.com/en/bundle/train-simulator-classic-bundle

That's a lot of TRAIN for your money

I mean, I like trains enough to throw a single earth dollar at an entire game and some dlc

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001





Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




polyester concept posted:

is it possible to sleep with the lady at the very beginning of disco elysium? I have never been able to roll a success on the option because I always choose lovely social skills

this is the new “asking for a friend”

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




I also dream of this guys milf

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




lmao

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Chris Knight posted:

Dear Diary,
Today I yelled at Co-Player again. I guess I really lost my cool this time, 'cause a little while later this NPC showed up with a dialog tree. I could see her thong underwear above her low-rise armor, and pretty soon we were gettin' mad rutty.

Jeffrey please change the forum software to allow thread titles exactly this long

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Mr. Crow posted:

speaking of boomers turbo overkill is apparently very very good


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK5ICK8r0hk

wanna play this

What the gently caress. This looks so good.

Akira slide in the trailer might have got me to press the buy button

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Achmed Jones posted:

hi friends i would like to play an FPS. it needs to be easy (i am bad at FPSes, and all other video games). it also needs to be for ps5 or ps4. i would prefer that it is on ps+ or whatever, but it's not _that_ important

i am downloading EDF 5 because it's free and seems like it might be fun. i was going to play destiny 2, but then yall said that you can't really play as a new person any more. if there's a way to have fun solo as a new person, i would love information on how to do that (ideally it would not involve giving a poo poo about builds or anything like that, i just wanna shoot some bad guys with cool guns)

titanfall 2

it’s half life 2 if you got to ride inside of Dog

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




also it’s constantly on sale for like $4.99, at least on the PC side, I’d assume on the PS side as well

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




TF2 runs on the source engine and so is contractually obligated to never make a 3rd entry

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

i'll take the heat for saying something faintly positive about activision-blizzard but i still like overwatch. push and flashpoint are fun modes and getting rid of assault (2 fixed capture points) instantly made the game way better imo.

I wanted to give it a chance because I really liked OW1, but OW2 could not understand the Steam Deck controls at all, so I uninstalled it because I'm not putting in computer touching linux work to play OW2

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Hed posted:

whoever recommended broforce on sale thank you

I got that on switch and played with my 8 yo he’s already doing the eagle scream when I say “broforce” and he doesn’t know WHY “area liberated” is funny but he knows it’s funny

:bisonyes:

broforce is so good

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




virtua racing on switch is really good.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




well-read undead posted:

it really is too bad mac is so bad for games, it would save me the indignity of every touching windows

you can do both, pc for gaming, Mac for work/surfing, it’s the pro move

pc in the streets, Mac in the sheets.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




I am going to watch the documentary on my steam deck and then start a new playthrough of HL1 on my steam deck as Gabe (only just recently) intended

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




shitload of bad half life opinions itt


shameful

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




bump_fn posted:

it’s so funny that valve finally made a new half life game and it’s for hardware literally no one has. great troll

Alyx rules, runs great on a GTX1070 and you can buy a Rift S for literally $100 used. VR doesn’t have a huge cost of entry any longer.

go get your headsets goons

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Radio Paranoia posted:

i'm sure hlvrai misses a bunch if you haven't played the original

for starters the constant “hello Gordon” isn’t as funny if you didn’t hear the real NPCs from the game do it.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Doom Mathematic posted:

HLVRAI is basically lightning in a bottle.

It is. The later thing they did with the gnome is not nearly as good, and I'd argue downright grating to watch (and listen to)

That being said, HL VR AI is amazing and you should watch it THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU'D REMEMBERED YOUR PASSPORT!

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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




kuvo its ok to admit you like granny porn

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