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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Half man, half machine, all fueled by Soylent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5TgkM_KzVs

I bet in the in between scenes RoboCop just will not shut up about Soylent. He loves it. He wants you to love it!

He sees the oppression New Detroit is under. The oppression of cooking and enjoying regular meals made from vegetables, meat, grains, etc.

RoboCop: Excuse me grocery store citizen. Where do you stock the Soylent?

Supermarket employee: Uh. One second let me check. (coming back) Sorry we don't stock that product, we do have SlimFast if that work for y-

*RoboCop shoots up the deli and weight loss/nutrition aisle*

RoboCop: Your move...creep.

*RoboCop theme plays*

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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Emil : I know you. You're dead! We killed you!

RoboCop: Negative. I killed me. The me that relied on the banal task of eating, sinking hours of my day into it.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Scientists that maintain RoboCop going over the read out of his dreams only to discover it's a long diatribe about the benefits of Soylent and RoboCops hatred of traditional meals.

SweetWillyRollbar fucked around with this message at 12:00 on May 22, 2020

Bright Bart


All the other robotic cops make fun of him on the cyborg kitty metallic hammock forum.

A LOVELY LAD

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?


Clarence: "Sayonara Robocop!"

*Robocop dispenses some soylent from his fist into Clarences mouth while he's in close*

nut


terminator having to go home to make dinner: Iíll be back

robocop: *sipping noise* Iíll never leave you

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

nut posted:

terminator having to go home to make dinner: I’ll be back

robocop: *sipping noise* I’ll never leave you

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

nut posted:

terminator having to go home to make dinner: I’ll be back

robocop: *sipping noise* I’ll never leave you

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation
the scene where RoboCop goes back to his old house only this time he leaves a package of Soylent on the doorstep and walks away




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Thanks to Pot Smoke Phoenix and Heather Papps For The Amazing Sigs!

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
Does Robocop poop or

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Does Robocop poop or

Thanks to Soylent he works at peak efficiency so he has no need to excrete any waste!

SweetWillyRollbar fucked around with this message at 18:55 on May 23, 2020

itry





Since I've found out Soylent was an actual product that actually exists, I've been meaning to try it somehow. Out of sheer curiosity.

biosterous




it's often got mold in it so uh would not recommend



thank you manifisto for this sig!!!

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

biosterous posted:

it's often got mold in it so uh would not recommend

These are micronutrients, citizen

itry





SweetWillyRollbar posted:

These are micronutrients, citizen

Free penicillin

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FutonForensic


*telling robocop about a dinner i cooked last night*

"yeah i don't really care about flavor. nutrition is what's really important, so. *condescending cyborg sniff*" SLUUUuuUurRRpp

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