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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Be less racist, OP.

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Dont Touch ME
Apr 1, 2018

Step 1 stop thinking in the American mindset.
This is tricky because we have exported our culture and Americanized many different locales.

Step 2 eschew the concept of race entirely as you know it.
This part makes some people cry, but that's all mostly inconsequential nonsense. People will either cry about checking out of a system of oppression that still pervades society, or they will claim it's impossible. We don't listen to either of these kinds of people, they are delusional.

It's ridiculously easy to brainwash a human being. Simply repeating things ad absurdium is enough. Record 10 hours of computerized speech saying simple phrases that will program you to stop seeing race and listen to it every day for a year.

Step 3 read Foucault and then Baudrillard. Construct a systematic critique of the Foucaultian-inspired concept of race that plagues western intellectualism, using Baudrillardian self-awareness to demonstrate the flaws of accepting heuristic modes of thought. The locus of this should be in steganographic humor placed in the notions used.

Step 4 study buddhism, daoism and stoicism. Learn how to achieve ego-death through mental techniques and throw out their respective metaphysics and other hooey nonsense. We are here to become less racist, not reach transcended enlightenment.

Step 5 engage in the system you created above by ceaselessly mocking racialism. If you are classified as white, begin random interjections of "I am 100% Asian." If you are black, "I am 100% White." And so on. Make everyone around you hate you for this, and continue to do it until these concepts have become completely meaningless to them.

Step 6 repeat step 5, but for the concept of self. Change pronouns arbitrarily. Replace "I" with "You", "You" with "She", etc.
I AM WE AND ALL ARE ME

Step 7 get depressed that fixing monkey psyche requires gaslighting, which is seen as a bad thing for absolute nonsense reasons.

Step 8 repeat step 5-8 until death or I AM AND ARE ALL WE

Hope that helps.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!




i just want to say idfk how somebody can look at a guy like this and think less of him bc of his skin it litearlly doesnt make any loving sense to me


i mean racism makes a ton of sense in that ppl will always categorize things a multiteude of ways in their mind and sort them, and politicians in every place know its an easy way to control ppl etc, so i mean, i understand it but like


god ppl are heartless and tbh stupid

The Cockler
Mar 31, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Helter skelter

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Try making friends with people of other races I guess? If you already have some maybe ask them but probably don't word it as "how can I be less racist??"
Also check your privilege

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Also found this
https://greatergood.berkeley.edu/article/item/how_to_stop_the_racist_in_you

quote:

So what are the tricks that you can use to stop the racist in you? There are many, of course, but here are six to consider that follow from the scientific insights we describe.

Consciously commit yourself to egalitarianism.

But recognize that unconscious bias is no more “the real you” than your conscious values. You are both the unconscious and the conscious.

Acknowledge differences, rather than pretend that you are ignoring them.

Seek out friendship with people from different groups, in order to increase your brain’s familiarity with different people and expand your point of view.

It’s natural to focus on how people are different from you, but try to consciously identify what qualities and goals you might have in common.

When you encounter examples of unambiguous bias, speak out against them. Why? Because that helps create and reinforce a standard for yourself and the people around you, in addition to providing some help to those who are the targets of explicit and implicit prejudice.

Those are steps you can take right now, without waiting for the world to change.

Dixville fucked around with this message at 20:27 on May 22, 2020

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Dixville posted:


Also check your privilege

lol also saying things like this probably creates more racists than it cures since well, nobody likes smarmy slogans said at them, in particular when theyre in the wrong

there are some cliches that are true and things like more flies w honey etc tend to be true for trying to win support to a cause

like literally trying to explain the concept of privilege to somebody that doesnt even want to listen to begin with doesnt even sound like a worthwhile endeavor on paper

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Statutory Ape posted:

lol also saying things like this probably creates more racists than it cures since well, nobody likes smarmy slogans said at them, in particular when theyre in the wrong

The dumb elitist libs made me racist! That's why I yell slurs at blacks and Jews!

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Statutory Ape posted:




i just want to say idfk how somebody can look at a guy like this and think less of him bc of his skin it litearlly doesnt make any loving sense to me


i mean racism makes a ton of sense in that ppl will always categorize things a multiteude of ways in their mind and sort them, and politicians in every place know its an easy way to control ppl etc, so i mean, i understand it but like


god ppl are heartless and tbh stupid

Leah Brahms gets a pass though. . . for other reasons.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

The dumb elitist libs made me racist! That's why I yell slurs at blacks and Jews!

unfortunately that is the reaction that you will evoke yes and understanding that is going to be a huge part of moving forward

Blistex posted:

Leah Brahms gets a pass though. . . for other reasons.


lmao i forgot i posted that itt and as you probably noticed im also star trek posting simultaneously and i was like wait a minute how did we get on the topic of her

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Statutory Ape posted:

lol also saying things like this probably creates more racists than it cures since well, nobody likes smarmy slogans said at them, in particular when theyre in the wrong

there are some cliches that are true and things like more flies w honey etc tend to be true for trying to win support to a cause

like literally trying to explain the concept of privilege to somebody that doesnt even want to listen to begin with doesnt even sound like a worthwhile endeavor on paper

Just because it's cliche doesn't mean it's wrong

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Dixville posted:

Just because it's cliche doesn't mean it's wrong

it means its the wrong thing to say to try and 'convert' anybody to your cause

cliches make sense when theyre used to explain something, not when theyre wielded like a club or used to signal virtue and make one feel morally superior to a loving idiot

like tbh, save those cliches for places like GBS where people are going to be apt to agree with you. its a good thing for people already on the same page to rally around & agree on but theres gonna be 0 change enacted because of it on the offending parties. it just gives them something to rally against too

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

also an actual strategy is pls continue to vote women and people of color into office @ all levels of government

like thats a really difficult task but its happening and tbh, its nice that we at least even have that small chance to make change.

we loving need it

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
4channers think its cool, the same people that really like anime and pubescent mass harassment as trolling. you don't want to be as lame as that, right?

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Don't visit imageboards and meme aggregiators OP

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Don't be a cop

Dont Touch ME
Apr 1, 2018

Statutory Ape posted:

also an actual strategy is pls continue to vote women and people of color into office @ all levels of government

Read Foucault. The manner through which power is exerted in society is based in a multitude of institutions both formal and informal. Governmental authority is not true authority, and it is not a vessel that is capable of enacting cultural change.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

at this point im more worried about legal regression than cultural change

see: access to abortion, et al

AlexanderCA
Jul 21, 2010

by Cyrano4747
Realize the racial divisions we use are just some bullshit we made up before we had even the slightest understanding of genetics. In reality two people of the same race can both be more genetically similar to a person of a different race than they are to each other.



http://sitn.hms.harvard.edu/flash/2017/science-genetics-reshaping-race-debate-21st-century/

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Statutory Ape posted:

unfortunately that is the reaction that you will evoke yes and understanding that is going to be a huge part of moving forward

This is totally false outside of terminally online alt-right Twitter weirdos who aren't actually considered human beings. Don't buy into their hype.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Statutory Ape posted:




i just want to say idfk how somebody can look at a guy like this and think less of him bc of his skin it litearlly doesnt make any loving sense to me


i mean racism makes a ton of sense in that ppl will always categorize things a multiteude of ways in their mind and sort them, and politicians in every place know its an easy way to control ppl etc, so i mean, i understand it but like


god ppl are heartless and tbh stupid

This dude had to wear this poo poo over his eyes for several hour long shoots a day, unbelievable what racists will do

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

hey eventually he got promoted to lt commander and then promoted to having real eyeballs so it all worked out

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
sorry buddy but theres a little thing called the FIRST AMENDMENT that SPECIFICALLY protects MY RIGHT to yell the N-word in a crowded theater, maybe its time YOU educate yourself a little??

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020

by Athanatos
It's all about reinforcment. Have you ever seen the original "Hairspray" by John Waters?

Look at yourself in the mirror. Look at your hairline. Focus on it. Count backwards from 40. Say words that you associate with minorities. While you do this, stroke yourself lightly on the genitals. Intersperse it with the word "WHITE", but instead of stroking yourself, slap your own face.

Do this 2-3 times a day, and you'll make progress

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Infidel Castro posted:

Donate to one of those charities that sponsor starving kids in Africa or SE Asia and the parade the photo of the kid they send you like it's a god drat trophy.

Lol my mom does this, it’s quite blatant

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

i already do all of those things but not really at the same time or in that order so im good

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica
Go to a food hall or food court and experience the different types of food to learn about different cultures.

Fried rice
Nachos
Italian BMT


Its all there

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Wicker Man posted:

Remember that it's a lazy form of evil for dumb people.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

wear a t-shirt that says 'ethnicities OWN'

*pulls out sharpie and writes 'ED' at the end*

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Chomp8645 posted:

*pulls out sharpie and writes 'ED' at the end*

white ppl are just gonna think youre startin a list

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
I call everyone the n-word regardless of actual ethnicity, hard "r", firm handshake, never breaking eye contact

RememberYourMantra
Dec 5, 2005

Don't Have Negative Thoughts

Pillbug
Severe, intentionally induced brain-trauma directed at the language center so that people can no longer link societal concepts with sensory input.

Or just let everyone gently caress until all our kids are coffee-colored.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Mordja posted:

I call everyone the n-word regardless of actual ethnicity, hard "r", firm handshake, never breaking eye contact

norbit

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Ollu posted:

Or just let everyone gently caress until all our kids are coffee-colored.

this or only ppl of the same gender are allowed to have sex now

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
Don't worry about getting first place, just worry about finishing the race

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Treat it like a marathon

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Colonel Cancer posted:

Treat it like a marathon

already do, m'lady

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Statutory Ape posted:

already do, m'lady



He thought he farted but the motherfucker cold shidded

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Seriously one of the most perfect photos of all time

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Jerk off exclusively to ethnicities besides your own, OP.

You will begin to subconsciously associate those ethnicities with the positive reinforcement of orgasm.

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