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Statutory Ape
Sep 12, 2017





this is albus i met him through his owner who liked harry potter a lot






this cat is no longer with us

E: bonus catent

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RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012



Statutory Ape posted:



this cat is no longer with us


Sorry to hear your cat found a new owner, hopefully your other cat doesn't also realize its got better options

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

It's disgraceful - us being forced to pick wood for our smuggler-ancestors beacon-fires!


i thought this thread would be about vaginas. voted 1

Statutory Ape
Sep 12, 2017



RepeatingMeme posted:

Sorry to hear your cat found a new owner, hopefully your other cat doesn't also realize its got better options

tbh im eternally grateful somebody else got to take care of him while i survived my 20s

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


There's already a pets thread in Geebis

Statutory Ape
Sep 12, 2017



Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

There's already a pets thread in Geebis

this is the sex pets thread

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

It's disgraceful - us being forced to pick wood for our smuggler-ancestors beacon-fires!


Statutory Ape posted:

this is the sex pets thread

you have sex with your cats?

Statutory Ape
Sep 12, 2017



Junk posted:

you have sex with your cats?

if you read the OP i said its not my cat

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Junk posted:

you have sex with your cats?

My God OP

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

It's disgraceful - us being forced to pick wood for our smuggler-ancestors beacon-fires!


is there a way to vote a thread 1 twice, asking for a friend

Statutory Ape
Sep 12, 2017



Junk posted:

is there a way to vote a thread 1 twice, asking for a friend

log into your parachute

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

I didn't and still don't feel the need to "get right to it", OP and honestly I'm both concerned for you and a little put off by this whole thing.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

I also have to pee a little but not enough to get up and do anything about it yet.

Statutory Ape
Sep 12, 2017



Big Beef City posted:

I also have to pee a little but not enough to get up and do anything about it yet.

whers that one goon that found a way to commune with his dog while they both urinated

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING


This was our cat Jinx. She Went to anther family because she kept trying to smother our newborn son. Hindsight being 20/20, it might've been because we put her in a child stroller and rolled her around like a baby so she went all Highlander on us.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

Are you sure that you didn't give your newborn son to a family and keep your cat instead

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Jailbrekr posted:

This was our cat Jinx. She Went to anther family because she kept trying to smother our newborn son. Hindsight being 20/20, it might've been because we put her in a child stroller and rolled her around like a baby so she went all Highlander on us.



The cat failed to kill the child. It regretted this failure until its dying breath. May god have mercy on its soul.

Statutory Ape
Sep 12, 2017



well tbh its nice that one of these stories ends with literally "and then Jinx went to a better place"

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Ham Wrangler

Junk posted:

i thought this thread would be about vaginas. voted 1

¿Por qué no los dos?

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes

Soiled Meat

what is with people giving away perfectly good cats? i went to look at one and the paperwork said she was dropped off because she bit the baby. well, the baby was probably doing something it shouldn't have been!

i brought it home and every day it walks up onto my chest and absent minded-ly starts licking my nose then flops down directly on my windpipe

seems fine, idgi?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Novo posted:

what is with people giving away perfectly good cats? i went to look at one and the paperwork said she was dropped off because she bit the baby. well, the baby was probably doing something it shouldn't have been!

i brought it home and every day it walks up onto my chest and absent minded-ly starts licking my nose then flops down directly on my windpipe

seems fine, idgi?

These babies are honestly lucky the cats have not permanently silenced them. Every second they live is on borrowed time. These cats know infinite mercy. If I were the cat the offending infant would have been dealt with swiftly and decisively.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



thanks for the cats, op

That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.


My cat acting slutty.

Drive-Thru Salad Bar
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!




My party animal is all like YOO I HEARD THERE WAS PUSSY?

really tho he's fixed and spends most of his time sleeping and pooping

Statutory Ape
Sep 12, 2017



tbh that cat definitely looks like it poops i believe you

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012




Bleak Gremlin

OP I DIDN'T GIVE THE JPGS ENOUGH TIME TO LOAD I JUST RUSHED TO POSTING I ASSUME THIS IS ABOUT CATS I LOVE CATS i HAVE several

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

Party Time! Be excellent to each other.



My dirty pussy

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Statutory Ape
Sep 12, 2017



Wanna tickle that white paw

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Spinz posted:

My dirty pussy



Who is this man

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

Party Time! Be excellent to each other.



My best kitty I ever had my "Prince"
We had a good 10 years, when I lost him I was so bereft I started posting here - eventually coming out of a self imposed isolation of over a decade. Pets can really really matter

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Spinz posted:

My best kitty I ever had my "Prince"
We had a good 10 years, when I lost him I was so bereft I started posting here - eventually coming out of a self imposed isolation of over a decade. Pets can really really matter

We will transmit great respect to this man who now spends his afterlife terrorizing washing machines.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?


Cats hate you and want you to die. If they could they would kill you

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


The Management posted:

Cats hate you and want you to die. If they could they would kill you

You're mistaken, all their rancor is reserved for infants, whom they hate and wish to die very much.

Flimf
Sep 3, 2006





he is very majestic but also a huge coward

Statutory Ape
Sep 12, 2017



Tbh he does look like a pussy

AuntBuck
Feb 22, 2003




Scratchmo

Spinz posted:

My dirty pussy



cat in dishwasher crew

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Statutory Ape posted:

if you read the OP i said its not my cat

Even if it's not your cat, I would recommend not loving it OP.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

AuntBuck posted:

cat in dishwasher crew



I have looked over several cat operations manuals and found no valid procedures that call for this.
None.

AuntBuck
Feb 22, 2003




Scratchmo

Big Beef City posted:

I have looked over several cat operations manuals and found no valid procedures that call for this.
None.

Clearly your parents never had "the talk" with you.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Switchblade Switcharoo

FYI this is what the mod forum looks like 90% of the time.

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