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Khanstant
edit: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3924567&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=2#post505214777 The Goblin Game begins here.

I'm going to show you this drawing I did but also write a bunch of other stuff before it. This drawing was supposed to be a "quick break" from this larger drawing of the same nature, this one being a little more fast and loose. It ended up becoming just as much work as my other drawing, which I still ain't finished yet. This drawing originally started off as a square format and was basically just enough room for the people around the campfire. At some point I wanted extra room, but then gave myself too much and kept filling it.

For context of the contents of the drawing, it's just a bunch of goblins* and other folks hanging around going about their business near some shops and residential units. The city is Corpses Christy, a kind of mega city-state built on and inside the decaying body of a giant dead thing.

Here's a map of the world for reference, it is outdated and unfinished so don't rely on it for navigation or anything.
http://www.fuckearth.org/images/GOBLINHONEY_MAP_CORE-justCities-SMALL.png



Here's an abstract aerial shot of the place, with buildings kind of standing in for populated settlements and stuff. You can't see it but the butthole is one of the most densely populated places on the planet, it's one of the best places for goblins to live but it's also a center of trade and commerce so lots of good real estate there.

http://www.fuckearth.org/images/CorpsesChristiAerial_copy_crophalf_low.jpg


Okay, now that you're oriented, we can zoom way in on this bit of city.

Copy and paste this link http://www.fuckearth.org/images/poster_inthecityitgetsslippy_progressanim.gif to lookit a gif of this drawing in progress.
https://i.imgur.com/MuiYhhF.mp4


Okay and here's the drawing at a small size and quality. It's really crazy detailed though and if you've got a big screen copy+paste this link and look at this thing up close. There's a lot of needless detail that gets lost when the image is shrank at all.
http://www.fuckearth.org/images/poster_inthecityitgetsslippy_verysmall.png


There's no "Waldo" to find, but I can think of a few little things of note that might serve a similar role to hiding a waldo in an illustration:

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1) There's a big wire that runs around the drawing. I drew it one day thinking it was a really cool idea but the people were all getting progressively merged into one layer as I "finished" each character chunk. Anyway, it was a lot of manual work to go and erase it whenever it was overlapped by a figure, so I put it off for so long I forgot where it was actually supposed to start and finish. I believe it is completely contiguous -- but I don't know where it ends.

2) Try to find all of the little lime-guys that escaped from the fruit butcher.

3) Try to identify every figure sporting moon-brand boots.

4) There's a goblin wearing a patterned jumper holding a similarly patterned egg. Try to find all of these eggs hidden in the drawing and tell me how many I hid, please.

5) Identify anyone drawn while I was clearly just hungry and thinking about food.

6) I thought I hid keys in this one, but maybe it was the other one. I can't find any keys, don't look for them.

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copy paste this link if you do wanna see a much largerful version:

http://www.fuckearth.org/images/poster_inthecityitgetsslippy_final_halfsize.jpg



*goblins in this universe have arbitrary physical bodies, they basically look however they want while still made up up gross goblin stuff and guts. they all end up with those spiky kind of pupils, even though they don't actually use eyes to see. (i'd link our wiki for this but apparently only two people can ever see it unless we pay up)



p.s. the way I draw these guys is to just draw em whole and then erase the parts that get clipped. I usually tried to export the finished character out before erasing, so if there's a specific goblin you want to see by itself, I might have it. No promises, no organization here.

p.p.s. thanks for looking at my drawing I hope you like it, please ask me any questions. not for nothing, i usually think of some kind of story or action going on when I'm filling up space with things like this.

Khanstant fucked around with this message at 08:35 on Jun 3, 2020

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Khanstant
weird, the images aren't showing up?

Khanstant

biosterous posted:

i wanna know more about the spiral of houses on the left cheek

it's a spiral of self-replicating suburbia, sprawling all over that cheek and descending into the interior where it continues into the inner-cheek. i don't actually have any good drawings of the interior of Corpses Christy yet. We do have a comic that's technically set on the ocean inside of CC, but not any cities there.

Khanstant

owlhawk911 posted:

i've been looking at the big ol' drawing you drew and i have a question op. where exactly on corpses christy did we zoom in?

about here, Lower Cheek Flatside


This area is particularly saturated with goblins. CC isn't segregated by any means, but Goblin territory can be hard for other species to live in. CC is a free city, even humans are allowed to live there, but mostly because of lobbying by the Skeletons (two kinds of humans on this world - bone-in humans, which are really just a larval form for Skeleton people -- who are distinct from undead raised skeletons, don't be racist because a living Skeleton will be violently offended by the comparison.)

alnilam posted:

It's so so good. I like all the context too! Sorry if i missed it but is this world building for a tabletop rpg or something, it's cool as heck

TL;DR: It's basically extensively detailed worldbuilding for nothing and everything.

It's all part of this project my best friend and I have been poking at for like 12 years, without actually producing much of anything finished. It's called Goblin Honey and it just started with us shooting the poo poo, talkin' bout Goblins and what to do for our next comic. We do a comic where we take turns every other page and just kind of go stream-of-conscious round-robin style. We talked a ton about what we wanted our goblins to be, it went from the simple first suggestion of "i wanna see a comic just about goblins, eating babies, getting their houses raided by humans, doin goblin poo poo just tryna get by like everyone else" to Goblins with a specific world and history, even mapping out a bit of pre-history of their evolution that no goblins or people on the world know.

It became a thing where whenever one of us would have an idea, weird issue with fantasy concept, or mostly just obtuse joke twists on things that make eachother laugh and then we run with it as canon if we both like it. Over time certain jokes end up becoming kind of staple pieces of lore we work around with later additions. For example, one day I was thinking bout necromancers and souls, and figured in GH the best way to gather souls would be to cut grass, since that's killing lots of plants and little bug guys and no reason why their souls would be worth any more or less than anything else's. From soul-reaping lawnmowers comes a lot of our greater cosmology, how souls work, what's their function, places souls can go after leaving a body, where did the gods go, etc.

My dream is for this to be a worldbuilding...thing... entertaining enough to set anything in. DnD campaign, cartoon, videogame, story, colouring book, student performance-art, etc. My friend and I mostly talk about it in terms of comics we want to make, but we also discuss basically everything else, even were trying to make goblin-shaped honey bottles for a while (research trip report: starting a business that can sell food products is expensive and a lot of work). For a while I was going all-in on the metafiction wiki, but it turns out the wiki software we chose only lets he and I view it unless we pay up tons a month. A few months ago I was making fake videogame screenshots for fake Goblin Honey PC games, for a fake 90s goblin honey videogame review magazine. I spent all this time making these screenshots and started to mock up a fake magazine but never put it all together to finish it... like many things I start. I never even showed anyone, one of the fake games I have 10 progressive screenshots of an adventure game, for a fake "walk -through" I was going to write up for it.

I'm going to post those later on my IG, and here's one I posted last night that's just a one-off fake screenshot.

Goblin lore note: Goblins cannot read but they can all write. As such, interfaces and signs written for or by them tend to be of mixed usefulness to non-gobs.

Corpses Christy note: Most common language of the CC region is Illegal Alien American English. There are redneck Alien Christian Prosperity Missionaries from another dimension who crash landed on our goblin planet "Tejas ," which has a silent and invisible second "s."

Alien note: There's a Weed-Smoking Grim-Reaper Cowboy Alien in a UFO in this drawing. That might be cool to us but it's pretty offensive to Alien Cowboys who live out in the toxic prairies, this guy is known for being a kind of poo poo-stirrer like that.

Khanstant


Khanstant
In the big drawing, there's a goblin with a dress made of trash, and one of the trash items is this clock I made. Well, I didn't make the clock, I just put the weird poo poo on it. It is a replica of a canon mass-produced in-universe clock though.

Khanstant
here's the other fake videogame I developed and took a bit further. I think it's fun to imagine what the hell the steps would be in between each of the progressive shots.
1-6:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CAimd4_HfEC/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
4-12:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CAinMXanpJq/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link


thank you to everyone for looking at my stuff, hope its okay i just keep spamming my drawlings here

Khanstant

owlhawk911 posted:

actually you're not spamming them enough

i don't have/ain't getting instagram and really want to see these












Khanstant

Finger Prince posted:

Oh God I love all of this. How big is the full sized crowded goblin city picture? How big you figure it could be printed?

I drew it at 300 DPI 36x24 inches. So at least that large should be good, but my artwork is pretty clean and crisp and I think would hold up to being blown up larger. Photoshop won't even let me output a version of it bigger than 8000 or so pixels wide.

I'll call this place on Tuesday to see if I can get some of these printed out and at what size. If there's really some interest I'd love to mail some of these out. So far only friends, family, and my drug dealers have any hard copies of these. What size would people realistically want anyway, might need to look around for options. The print shop I used before was just because I worked there for a bit, supporting local ends when you hate the business owner, right, because Mike Cooper can eat my farts for all I care.

The other option would be for me to have these screenprinted, which means nice ink and paper but a bit more limited in size available. Actually, yeah... why the hell wouldn't I do it that way. Those would be very good quality and I currently work for a local screen printing company where everyone who works there is a good person. Long term I also want to figure out how to make this into a colouring book along with it's larger sister drawing. in general I think my normal art style lends itself to being coloured, and I lack all the genes that want me to colour stuff digitally. if i could colour this drawing in just three or so colours i could make even better prints i reckon, but im not signing myself up for that just yet with newer ideas in the fire already.

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there's a big part of me that wants to set up an isometric grid and map out the city block-by-block, and just spend the rest of my life on one mega-mega-mega-meta-drawing of corpses christy. just go all-in, henry darger style but i have an art degree so i can never be an outsider artist and goblins dont have peepees or anything so maybe bad comparison, but u know, hovel full of one contiguous manic mixed media art project.

logistically it would be a fool's errand, in goblin honey canon, structures built* by goblins are larger on the inside than they are on the outside.

*goblins "build" only through taking ruins or dismantling existing structures to cobble together their own janky constructions -- or through molding various bodily secretions and mucuses and whatnot. goblins who built things using both methods at once would be considered exceptional architects but also run the highest risk of creating an interior space of infinite size.


visual content to balance my babbling

Khanstant fucked around with this message at 22:21 on May 23, 2020

Khanstant
shower curtains would be dope, if you can figure out how to print such a thing for yourself you have my blessing lol. I think the other big drawing (the one in the OP is technically higher def, but much smaller in scope than the unfinished drawing it was a "break" from). The weird Autumn Satyr thing and Balloon-head Centaur are figures from the older drawing I haven't posted anywhere since it ain't done yet.

Here's a drawing I just finished, thinkin' bout colouring it real quick. been into drawing these ornate borders. in one of the maps in the OP, you may have noticed a weird key to the left that has a bunch of forest types. Tejas has a ton of different trees, ranging from merely sentient forests, to underground cavern trees, a sentient mutant douglas fir called Douglas that once comprised 90% of all lifeform on the planet, and predictably, mechanical forests with biometallic plants that spew all organic pollution critical to their ecosystems.

Anyway, this is just a goblin working with a machine. not a big deal, right? well, this is kind of "rosie the riveter" for goblins. goblins don't really have any sex or gender and aren't naturally prone to bigotry, nor whatever you call prejudice against undead, demons, or living inanimate objects. they'll gently caress, eat, befriend, ally, betray, love pretty indiscriminately, really, to a fault. like, they'd love the absence of material between two tectonic plates* but, they are incredibly stupid and collectively get carried away with new ideas all the time. It's a mostly self-correcting system, at least for goblinkind overall, but other species, particularly humans, should be careful when sharing their ideas around goblins. One day some human says some racist joke and a week later goblins are all really into racism against spaghettigoblins or whatever and then its a bunch of race war until some goblin overhears about human rights and suddenly it's all "we gotta free the mayogoblins from the burgermines and turn them into humans so we can all have their rights" etc etc


*no tectonic plates on "Tejas ," but some goblins could be familiar with them from media smuggled in from worm-buttholes into other dimensions.

Khanstant fucked around with this message at 23:42 on May 23, 2020

Khanstant
okay just in case it wasn't clear by the name "burgermines" here's a recent picture of a goblin working in a burgermine. it's not a mayogoblin or forced-labor though. what race of goblin is this? i asked by they left it "unspecified"

thats the goblin's sack lunch, but it's a sunrotted fish sandwich don't worry it's not eating fresh burg

Khanstant fucked around with this message at 23:52 on May 23, 2020

Khanstant
so i work as a graphic designer for a screenprinting company and i was trying to geta weed-smoking alien cowboy ufo done for a live event shirt, but wasn't able to get it down in time. Did manage to get a normal grim reaper design tho: https://www.instagram.com/p/B4FkoveH3GT/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

i'm really happy to get all this positive reinforcement. i generally just post to instagram and i have a support group of people but i generally get the same amount of likes whether i post something that took me hundreds of hours or 20 minutes so it's hard to gauge how good it is. also have troubles reaching new people on IG, i'm just generally bad about displaying my work and always have been. hell, someone snagged my own name from me for my art website years ago. i do still own and control fuckearth.org which is fine as a personal art site if I ever get around to it.

the guy I do goblin honey with has an account here I think, used to anyway. we're like 80-90% done with an actual Goblin Honey comic, start-to-finish. I've actually been hesitant to finish it lately because I've been all self conscious about it but worst case scenario it'll be like 24 pages of cool drawings by he and I. cool to know some people would probably be interested who aren't people who have some kind of obligation to be nice to me

turned this thread into my goblin honey art blog, i'd apologize but i have goblins in my heart and they must scream

you're all goblin enablers i hope you know that




edit: saw the marge quest thread drawn in ms paint and remembered this ms paint drawing i did of different licensed characters (and a few goblins) when i worked at netflix and knew the trick to opening ms paint secretly

Khanstant fucked around with this message at 01:05 on May 24, 2020

Khanstant

owlhawk911 posted:

don't apologize just keep posting. preferably inline/from your site cause instagram is against my religion and i want to see the goblins

this bell cannot be unrung, my partner has seen the thread and goblin honey will pour like the sky like blood from the sky


imagine a popsicle, ok now you ate it and it's just the stick. the stick says "what do u call a chill posting goblin?"

the other side of the stick says: Byobgoblin

Khanstant
here's a clip of the bigger drawing the OP drawing was my break from


https://i.imgur.com/cxVLApX.png
for unshrunkified version

is there some kind of program or something i can use to turn this into like an a Mario Paint thing where you can click around online and colour in peices?

Khanstant fucked around with this message at 02:57 on May 24, 2020

Khanstant

owlhawk911 posted:

i want world

well good news! right now i am posting the final fake-videogame thing I made a few months ago. it's not "finished" if this were to be a game map, i'd jazz it up more, but for the video-game mag i was thinking it would be on a page with an exclusive beta preview. mostly i just know if i start making 16x16 sprites it'll be a rabbithole i'll get stuck in. even today i had lots of drawing plans, but i wanted to post this but clean up a few little things and spent a few hours on it instead. There's no giant pentagram on Tejas, but that little broken turd part of the continent is a generally blighted land where primarily various undead peoples and humans dwell*.

This one is a world map for a theoretical platformer. The topography here isn't canon in-universe, but it is canon to the videogame world in-universe.

The pink area on this map represent the Sugar Wastelands region, and that craterous lake is actually a massive crater where a city-state used to be. Why is there a giant crater there, what unusual but humorous catastrophe happened to that place, what lives at the bottom, what needless depth lies behind this mystery?

Elvis just doesn't like Houston and I'm ambivalent about it so there's just a void in the land there.



That big purple wall isn't in the place it is in real life, and in this videogame the wall humourously is elevated above the ground. The reality of it is more grim, the real wall is built essentially between a mountain range, across a shoreline, spanning for higher than the mountain peaks that once contained it. The story of the wall is detailed in a comic told from the perspective of one of the builders, but is still undrawn**.

Medium story short: These people started building a wall to keep the other side out, but there kept being other people to keep out and ways to get passed the wall, and before you know it, there's an ever-expanding wall so immense several closely-related and intensely xenophobic civilizations dwell inside the wall and both expand the wall to keep anything from ever getting in but also to keep other inner-wall people on their sides of the inner-inner-walls built.

*the undeads' human kingdom management and goblins' human ranching share a lot of parallels in principle but the undead have attention spans, patience, and long-term logistical coordination that make even the most advanced Goblin human-rancher look like a backwater worm-rancher.
**torn on whether my original comic is a little too on the nose and also a little late, but that's whats up with the people who live in the wall

edit: random worm rancher for reference

Khanstant fucked around with this message at 06:31 on May 25, 2020

Khanstant
anyone here like Nancy? I do, well here she is goblin style

Khanstant

owlhawk911 posted:

you got any more goblins lined up op? i need my fix

Y'all are practically goblin experts if you made it this far. I won't tell you what kind of game this is going to be yet, but if you have any questions about this character creation screen, let me know.

It's a one-player game so work together to make your goblin

Khanstant
Oh man, I didn't mean to make you do all that but I also think character sheets are just fun so I'm also glad you did it. What I meant was fill out the above goblin character sheet i posted last... though if you arent familiar with character sheet my nonsense looks even more nonsense than usual!



Really, the only meaningful choices there are things like goblin type, vocation, thinking points maybe. In any case it's probably not that important just thought it might b fun. More than anything this game will be an exercise for me to test out our world parameters.

oh but seriously I posted:

So I googled character sheets because I've never done this kind of thing before.

Flaws

Alcoholism

Features

Fantastic hair

Re: Alcoholism, too-high alcohol contents can make goblins sick or kill them, though some goblins do develop resistance to alcohol, disinfectants, anti-fungal, anti-virus etc. A goblin who eats too much fresh sugar sometimes starts to ferment it and a kind of gnarly, waxy, bolus starts to form around it. The goblin will excrete this disgusting Gushers filled with funky goblin liquor. Humans or other species who could stand and survive extracting it could get really hosed up on it.

Re: Fantastic hair - Goblin hair is fun because it's usually made of fun stuff like the pretty fuzz on mold, or slime, or gutsy tubes, sgetti, etc. The only goblins with karatiny-hairs like us are types of hairgoblins, born in flooded ruins of barbershops.

Khanstant fucked around with this message at 18:11 on May 28, 2020

Khanstant
Anybody else got a vote or input before i start the game?

Khanstant
we can add scroungery and assassysin. goblins aren't very interested in rules until they are. plus they cant read so the limits and numbers here are ineffectual. dms use stat points because goblins will actually use the points to distribute things because goblins loving love wordplay

Khanstant
i can give you a "hell yeah brother" for a hit now or you can hold onto it and that key might b useful soon...


edit:

I'm literally drawing it right now so if anyone wants to put some skunk in this broth, nows your chance

Khanstant fucked around with this message at 01:36 on May 29, 2020

Khanstant
Until goblin is visible, character modifications can still be made. RN we have an e-goblin, posting-subclass unless you wanna see that menu expanded. We have fuzzy orb, gassy spray, eyes turned off, no background, and one red checkmark in our BIG stat. Our body temp is set to the default so our goblin won't start on fire or frozen. They are mathmemagician/assassysin, with one or 2 points in each of scroungery, excuses, and object permanence.

Those are actually pretty good Thinking Points choices from a power-gaming perspective. This game didn't do well on the market in part because a lot of players hated how their inventory and stuff in the world would arbitrarily cease to have ever existed.



I'll handle the cursor and stuff sit I'm the one sitting here in front of it, but tell me what you wanna do and I'll do it for us.

That first button let's players type in anything they want and an Artificial Stupidity will figure it out.

The second one is if you need to touch anything, grab stuff, push, poke, move stuff around, interact with objects or whatever.

Third button is a magnifying glass icon.

The fourth one is if you need to access mouth actions or your guts/insides.

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So tell me what you wanna do

Khanstant

owlhawk911 posted:

wanna stick our appendage in the mouse-house.


okay, give me a second while the interior of the hole loads. i'll edit this post when its next time for input

edit: finally loaded geez


Khanstant fucked around with this message at 04:10 on May 29, 2020

Khanstant

owlhawk911 posted:

we should probably put a couple points or a checkmark or whatever into wow. eyes off is a bold move but i'm a yes and kinda dude. what are the choices for background? if we need one, "posting lair"

okay, ill slide some of the points into WOW. eyes off is actually not necessarily a problem, goblins don't need eyes to see, but the goblin does need to know or believe it can see to be able to. the goblin now has no eyes, but also cannot presently see alone. then again, it is asleep. posting lair was actually one of the choices, wow, good guess, we'll go with that.

Khanstant

biosterous posted:

magnify the clock please!


[ooc note: starting to do the player-inputs in blue text. Scroungery, Excuses, Object Permanence will sometimes pop up now. Scroungery gives a list of some possible scrounged items. Excuses are... excuses to do or not do something.]

Khanstant
still at work atm, anyone want to do anything next? otherwise just gonna draw up some "magnify" for the other requested things back "outside"

Khanstant
that's just the catch-all "do whatever you want" button where the game engine parses anything you say you want to do

Khanstant
So I'm a little burnt out right now because I tried a branch of this game on instagram and just spent five hours straight doing it.

Here's that version if you're curious:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CAy9dL5H306/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

https://imgur.com/gallery/NjuvLrs
imgur gallery link for you antigrammers

Our game here can be a totally different thing, already is. On instagram nobody even filled out a sheet so it's just a random skillless goblin I drew.

Khanstant fucked around with this message at 04:24 on May 30, 2020

Khanstant




That critter isn't looking so harmless to me, poor goblin doesn't even know it's life has changed so much recently!

Khanstant

owlhawk911 posted:

op i love your goblins but am slightly confused as to how to play the game. i'm really dumb and on drugs, and i think i speak for many of my fellow posters when i say that. i thought we were directing our goblins actions and feel super bad for destroying that clock with an otherworldly videogame arm. it seemed chill :(

do not worry about that particular clock, I can tell you as the goblinmaster that the clock would've gone on to do horrible, horrible things.

i'm really obtuse and on drugs and the rules I was being real improv about as I went along but i have a better idea of things now.

As for game rules, think of it like an open-world, point-and-click adventure, dwarf-fortress, the sims, godgame, tamagotchi thing... Is that clear? Probably not.

Think of it like this: This is your goblin, and I am interacting with it through the game's interface, which can parse any command it(y'all) wants. You're the caretaker, I am the game engine to let us interact with the "goblin honey" world and this goblin, and the Goblin is a gobliny scamp and will generally follow your commands to the best of it's goblin ability and will.

So far the goblin has just been asleep, so most of the commands have defaulted to the "game-hand."

Shortest explanation: Tell me what you want to do, when prompted, and I'll try and sort it out and try not to "monkey's paw" commands too much.

I'm drawing the next parts right now so hopefully it will be clearer with an awake gobbo, thank you for everyone for bearing with me

Khanstant fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Jun 3, 2020

Khanstant
edit: reposting this on page snipe

Khanstant fucked around with this message at 08:17 on Jun 3, 2020

Khanstant







Khanstant
i see no reason I can't vote in my own game...

code:
tell the goblin it has beautiful froggy hair

Khanstant






Khanstant

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

I turned this into a SomethingAwful-friendly avatar if you would like to have it.



I've got a bunch of individual characters saved out, usually with a transparent background, if anybody ever wanted one to use for something or just to see what the rest of some goblin that got mostly covered up by someone else has going on. I always draw the full character before erasing or masking off overlapping ppl.



Update incoming, I had actually planned on giving these each individual pages, but after trying that with my instagram-path, it can be a bit overwhelming and slows me down. For here I think I'll plan on smaller updates, so I won't be able to use all valid commands, but hopefully be easier to do just a couple pages at a time.

p.s. that creature probably would've killed us and technically we are the ones who gave the home to the not-mouse, who deuced out after our goblin smoked the math shapes. but it could always make a comeback later.

Khanstant fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Jun 10, 2020

Khanstant







I was hoping to get further than this tonight but I didn't!

Khanstant

Stooge posted:

gobbo should join a tenants union

Gobs love joining anything, so it's not out of the question. I should note now that technically our goblins are not especially possessive about spaces/property*. Like, if you came home after work and found someone else sleeping in your bed or living in your house, you'd probably take issue with it. A goblin understands an empty house is both useless, and belongs to nobody -- obviously, since there is nobody there using it. Capitalisks are technically allowed in Corpses Christi, at least in this era, but entering a landlord-tenency relationship with a goblin will often be more trouble than it's worth. A goblin will happily pay rent, but it's unlikely they will pay the right amount, currency, or even person. A goblin might pay too much rent, using a horrible currency, before they've even agreed to lease a place and suddenly you're crushed to death under a pile of solid gold lootcrates.

Our goblin was only evicted because of our fourth-wall intervention.

*exceptions made when a goblin has started to incorporate something into its body or being

Khanstant


Khanstant



plain map for reference:

kind of a boring place to leave off, I know. I didn't even mean to make it an overhead map like this, I just got carried away. We are the gold star. I have an idea of what the buildings are supposed to be, I have a feeling we'll find our goblin wherever we go. If you've got a question about an area, ask and I'll answer. Essentially we're just picking a trash deposit to teleport to, consider this our fast travel system.

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Looks like the Gs are pretty popular, G6 especially works for me because of the way that my bottle popping technique in ice resembles a blizzard. Give me an hour to load the new scene, and by that I mean spend a few hours drawing an animated loading screen that displays helpful gameplay tips or dumb jokes you get sick of seeing after the first time. Haha I think I am joking about doing that but it's also something I can really see myself be doing right now already oh christi


or you know just goof around all night mostly so far instead

Khanstant fucked around with this message at 06:25 on Jun 13, 2020

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