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owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

this is dope as all hell, op

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# ¿ May 23, 2020 04:45

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 06:52

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FluffieDuckie posted:

Oh yay! I�m glad you shared this with us!

You mentioned you might print this for coloring. Please let us know if you do that.

a big ol poster of the whole thing, and a coloring book full of goblin friends

the tree speaks to me

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# ¿ May 23, 2020 07:27

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

i've been looking at the big ol' drawing you drew and i have a question op. where exactly on corpses christy did we zoom in?

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# ¿ May 23, 2020 08:42

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Khanstant posted:

here's the other fake videogame I developed and took a bit further. I think it's fun to imagine what the hell the steps would be in between each of the progressive shots.
1-6:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CAimd4_HfEC/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
4-12:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CAinMXanpJq/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

thank you to everyone for looking at my stuff, hope its okay i just keep spamming my drawlings here

actually you're not spamming them enough

i don't have/ain't getting instagram and really want to see these

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# ¿ May 23, 2020 20:08

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Khanstant posted:

I drew it at 300 DPI 36x24 inches. So at least that large should be good, but my artwork is pretty clean and crisp and I think would hold up to being blown up larger. Photoshop won't even let me output a version of it bigger than 8000 or so pixels wide.

I'll call this place on Tuesday to see if I can get some of these printed out and at what size. If there's really some interest I'd love to mail some of these out. So far only friends, family, and my drug dealers have any hard copies of these. What size would people realistically want anyway, might need to look around for options. The print shop I used before was just because I worked there for a bit, supporting local ends when you hate the business owner, right, because Mike Cooper can eat my farts for all I care.

The other option would be for me to have these screenprinted, which means nice ink and paper but a bit more limited in size available. Actually, yeah... why the hell wouldn't I do it that way. Those would be very good quality and I currently work for a local screen printing company where everyone who works there is a good person. Long term I also want to figure out how to make this into a colouring book along with it's larger sister drawing. in general I think my normal art style lends itself to being coloured, and I lack all the genes that want me to colour stuff digitally. if i could colour this drawing in just three or so colours i could make even better prints i reckon, but im not signing myself up for that just yet with newer ideas in the fire already.

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there's a big part of me that wants to set up an isometric grid and map out the city block-by-block, and just spend the rest of my life on one mega-mega-mega-meta-drawing of corpses christy. just go all-in, henry darger style but i have an art degree so i can never be an outsider artist and goblins dont have peepees or anything so maybe bad comparison, but u know, hovel full of one contiguous manic mixed media art project.

logistically it would be a fool's errand, in goblin honey canon, structures built* by goblins are larger on the inside than they are on the outside.

*goblins "build" only through taking ruins or dismantling existing structures to cobble together their own janky constructions -- or through molding various bodily secretions and mucuses and whatnot. goblins who built things using both methods at once would be considered exceptional architects but also run the highest risk of creating an interior space of infinite size.

visual content to balance my babbling

as a filthy poor i think you should sneak into an office and see how many 8.5x11" colouring book pages you can get made before their laser printer runs out of toner or someone yells at you. laser printers are nice and sharp if weirdly glossy, and they're fast as heck for b&w. print all your goblins out, staple together bundles of like 20, bam. sell em in my disturbingly low price range or give em away to hip underground influencers like me to build hype. you want outsider, all you got to do is step outside. you a real one, i can smell it in your goblin world

f*ck mike cooper anyways. get some screenprinted all nice too though so the bourgeoisie can buy in once you're "cool", and get your website up. if you're after bucks t-shirts would be huge, that slippy city is full of good ones (citrus dude snoozin under bridge. grim reaper alien cowboy. the sign for fruit butchers shop. way too many to point out) and i am 100% sure you've got more on deck. i will rep you so hard. i've already shown a couple friends your poo poo and everyone loves it

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# ¿ May 24, 2020 00:00

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Khanstant posted:

turned this thread into my goblin honey art blog, i'd apologize but i have goblins in my heart and they must scream

you're all goblin enablers i hope you know that

don't apologize just keep posting. preferably inline/from your site cause instagram is against my religion and i want to see the goblins

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# ¿ May 24, 2020 01:27

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

i want to move to this goblin world and start a new life

there is no place for me here. only the goblins understand

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# ¿ May 24, 2020 21:42

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

you got any more goblins lined up op? i need my fix

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# ¿ May 27, 2020 16:02

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

my internet is SO BAD but look what finally uploaded on like try 6

not sure if i did it right op but i circled some stuff that seemed cool. i def would've chose assassysin/scroungery but let's do this thing

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# ¿ May 28, 2020 22:46

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Khanstant posted:

Until goblin is visible, character modifications can still be made. RN we have an e-goblin, posting-subclass unless you wanna see that menu expanded. We have fuzzy orb, gassy spray, eyes turned off, no background, and one red checkmark in our BIG stat. Our body temp is set to the default so our goblin won't start on fire or frozen. They are mathmemagician/assassysin, with one or 2 points in each of scroungery, excuses, and object permanence.

we should probably put a couple points or a checkmark or whatever into wow. eyes off is a bold move but i'm a yes and kinda dude. what are the choices for background? if we need one, "posting lair"

Khanstant posted:

I'll handle the cursor and stuff sit I'm the one sitting here in front of it, but tell me what you wanna do and I'll do it for us.

That first button let's players type in anything they want and an Artificial Stupidity will figure it out.

The second one is if you need to touch anything, grab stuff, push, poke, move stuff around, interact with objects or whatever.

Third button is a magnifying glass icon.

The fourth one is if you need to access mouth actions or your guts/insides.

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So tell me what you wanna do

wanna stick our appendage in the mouse-house. wanna sniff the bottle/lick the mushrooms. wanna look outside

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# ¿ May 29, 2020 03:22

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

murder is rude, and getting evicted is a great impetus to begin an adventure

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# ¿ May 29, 2020 07:07

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

use MATHEMAGIC on the clock, just to see what it does

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# ¿ May 30, 2020 02:57

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

op i love your goblins but am slightly confused as to how to play the game. i'm really dumb and on drugs, and i think i speak for many of my fellow posters when i say that. i thought we were directing our goblins actions and feel super bad for destroying that clock with an otherworldly videogame arm. it seemed chill

Stoner Sloth posted:

we should probably wake up?

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# ¿ Jun 2, 2020 20:11

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

tell the goblin good morning and that i love it no matter what

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# ¿ Jun 3, 2020 19:08

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

Khanstant posted:

i lookin like solid snake
k lookin like an anime elf
n lookin piratical
t on that good poo poo
what nice teeth h has

it is hard to remember if the goblin's head is e or h. h's toothy grin is very familiar, but if it didn't have beautiful froggy hair before it wishes it did now

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# ¿ Jun 3, 2020 19:30

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Khanstant posted:

we are beautiful

Khanstant posted:

post!

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# ¿ Jun 6, 2020 08:36

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

that "stab hand" is clearly a cursor you philistines. i still say we use it to post, anything, anywhere :justpost:

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# ¿ Jun 8, 2020 07:38

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Khanstant posted:

Gobs love joining anything, so it's not out of the question. I should note now that technically our goblins are not especially possessive about spaces/property*. Like, if you came home after work and found someone else sleeping in your bed or living in your house, you'd probably take issue with it. A goblin understands an empty house is both useless, and belongs to nobody -- obviously, since there is nobody there using it. Capitalisks are technically allowed in Corpses Christi, at least in this era, but entering a landlord-tenency relationship with a goblin will often be more trouble than it's worth. A goblin will happily pay rent, but it's unlikely they will pay the right amount, currency, or even person. A goblin might pay too much rent, using a horrible currency, before they've even agreed to lease a place and suddenly you're crushed to death under a pile of solid gold lootcrates.

Our goblin was only evicted because of our fourth-wall intervention.

*exceptions made when a goblin has started to incorporate something into its body or being

i am a trash/crime goblin and my favourite thing to join is revolutions

anyways we should tickle that lil citrus fellow there with the appendage

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# ¿ Jun 10, 2020 09:59

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Twenty Four posted:

Wanted to say that this is weird in a really good way. When I don't quite understand something but there has obviously been a lot of thought put into it, with a unique worldbuilding or setting, it fills me with intrigue.

Basically, I'm enjoying it all.

i feel like i understand goblin honey better than i do the sick world i was born into

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# ¿ Jun 11, 2020 20:09

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Stoner Sloth posted:

L, 6 looks like it might be an interesting place to get the lay of the land plus looks like it has an interesting way up and down from it imo

also

>befriend Limoen!!

i'm real into the g4 complex but i think you're right

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# ¿ Jun 12, 2020 10:10

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Khanstant posted:

I know you can't see the colours with your human eyes but Yella Tacodillas like this aren't shy about trying to snack on folks and they're known to carry henson's disease. Not something most goblins would worry about, might even be good, but considering our hair situation there's too much amphibious puppet in our goblin's body to risk it imo.

tell the goblin watch out! there's a yella tacodilla! defend the posts!

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# ¿ Jun 14, 2020 06:25

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JOHN CENA posted:

seek shelter in the trash can

we'll have to come out sooner or later. what about the posts

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# ¿ Jun 14, 2020 06:31

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

hey so uh. i just noticed limoen is fuckin around with our buttons. we might need those for something

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# ¿ Jun 15, 2020 10:34

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biosterous posted:

> look in the button holes, see what limeon has been building

i like this

i don't wanna crawl in the poop hole

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# ¿ Jun 21, 2020 21:09

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Khanstant posted:

sorry y'all, been stressed and busy and procrastinating. if this site gets shut down, i just wanna say thanks to you y'all, i really enjoyed showing you goblin honey and my only regret is not making posters yet for my drawing

it's ok the site is saved. everything is ok. post some goblins when you feel like it

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# ¿ Jun 26, 2020 07:46

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

flounder in search of the top of our head. or if we're the top piece hop after our body. or something. post about it or maybe lie down

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# ¿ Jul 19, 2020 10:45

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Twenty Four posted:

Throw top half of head down the hole and see whats down there!

gonna guess it's sewage. but who cares. jump in and go with the flow i guess

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# ¿ Jul 20, 2020 01:01

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nut posted:

kiss the cool shark

consent must first be established

anyways when our encounter w/ the shark has run its course lets try and get hired as a secret temporary assassin and hope we don't get the other half of our body for a target because that would just be awkward

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# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 23:40

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nut posted:

i hope the shar k kisses well

with no lips/rows and rows of jagged razor sharp teeth how could it not

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# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 23:52

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empty bucket on unseen forces

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# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 17:18

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Khanstant posted:

oh hey, a computer. "log" on and post

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# ¿ Aug 10, 2020 09:59

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

accept tf outta that quest

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# ¿ Sep 2, 2020 07:42

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Khanstant posted:

okay but there are two accept buttons. One for normal accept, and one for Double Rewards (two psychic fruit, 2 Bejeweled Bleeding Tooth Cursors, and six antique mutation sodas[extremely premium-expired])

trampling the rich is its own Double Rewards

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# ¿ Sep 2, 2020 19:05

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blaise rascal posted:

So, I'm trying to learn top-down game design in the godot game engine, and uh this happened

https://blaise-rascal.itch.io/walk-around-slippy-city

The password is "goblin"

(khanstant I hope you don't mind)

gently caress ya bud!

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# ¿ Sep 9, 2020 06:50

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blaise rascal posted:

Are you being ironic? I think you are. I should explain: I am not selling this. In fact, no one on the internet can find it unless they have the password. And I'm happy to take it down at any time.

Next, I want to learn how to add collisions with walls and with NPCs' feet. Also separate the NPCs from the background so that you can walk behind them - but for that it would be helpful if Khanstant could give me the image layer with just the NPCs on it. Actually, now is a good point for me to ask if Khanstant wants me to continue using his art or not. If not, I'll replace all his drawings with some public domain art, and move discussion of my project away from this thread. Again, this project is just for my own education.

"gently caress yeah, buddy" :cmon:

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# ¿ Sep 10, 2020 01:13

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Manifisto posted:

dang, dude

just . . . dang

i already hooted about it in the discord but this sums it up really. can't wait to leave this world for the land of goblin honey

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# ¿ Oct 26, 2020 17:25

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

o gently caress yeah we're back baby

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# ¿ Nov 5, 2020 00:39

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 06:52

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

Khanstant posted:

lmao i just saw this thread bumped and got so excited like it was a new page but oh god, doctor, i am pagliacci

imagine how i felt when there was 3 new posts, the last one from u, itt

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# ¿ Nov 24, 2020 22:01

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