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hey byob i haven't posted here in a while so i know you're all wondering what has 'ole smoking dank weed as a Military Law Enforcement official been up to. well i had a rough couple years and decided to buy a sailboat where i now smoke dmt with a 46 yr old punk rock chick and have vivid dreams of a pineapple captain sailing a neon sign boat in an 8-bit dimension. so not too bad all things considered. if this wonderful forum has any suggestions on what to do on my next dmt trip let me know and i'll come back here and post my experience for your entertainment. |
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May 23, 2020 07:44
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yarr, matey. i'm done with the arrrmy, d'yeh want some dmt? hop on ol cap'n pineapples neon ketch and we'll plunder the digital seas for middle aged booty. up the punks
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May 23, 2020 07:54
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owlhawk911 posted:yarr, matey. i'm done with the arrrmy, d'yeh want some dmt? hop on ol cap'n pineapples neon ketch and we'll plunder the digital seas for middle aged booty. up the punks This makes me think a funny joke would be something like "what branch of the military are pirates in?" because most people will think "the Navy" or "the Coast Guard" or possibly "the Marines," but then you say "no, it's the Yarrrrrmy." And if for some reason they already know the joke or figure it out, then you say " no you dumb rear end, it's the Navy obviously." |
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May 23, 2020 09:53
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May 23, 2020 12:07
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cda posted:This makes me think a funny joke would be something like "what branch of the military are pirates in?" because most people will think "the Navy" or "the Coast Guard" or possibly "the Marines," but then you say "no, it's the Yarrrrrmy." And if for some reason they already know the joke or figure it out, then you say " no you dumb rear end, it's the Navy obviously." harr, harrr 
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May 23, 2020 12:28
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Captain dan and the shrimp fishing and all the different kinds of shrimps but it's in a pirate voice. |
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May 23, 2020 13:25
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owlhawk911 posted:yarr, matey. i'm done with the arrrmy, d'yeh want some dmt? hop on ol cap'n pineapples neon ketch and we'll plunder the digital seas for middle aged booty. up the punks |
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May 23, 2020 14:04
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cda posted:This makes me think a funny joke would be something like "what branch of the military are pirates in?" because most people will think "the Navy" or "the Coast Guard" or possibly "the Marines," but then you say "no, it's the Yarrrrrmy." And if for some reason they already know the joke or figure it out, then you say " no you dumb rear end, it's the Navy obviously." Great joke idea imo, reminds me of what's a pirate's favorite element |
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May 23, 2020 14:05
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I should clarify for y'all i was in the yaaaarforce. no trip last night but hopefully tonight i'll have a quality trip for y'all.
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May 23, 2020 16:42
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I did three touarrrrrrs in iraq
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May 23, 2020 17:02
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i used the google to help my fellow old person. "DMT is a hallucinogenic tryptamine drug. Sometimes referred to as Dimitri, this drug produces effects similar to those of psychedelics, like LSD and magic mushrooms. Other names for it include: fantasia businessman’s trip businessman’s special 45-minute psychosis spiritual molecule DMT is a Schedule I controlled substance in the United States, which means it’s illegal to make, buy, possess, or distribute it. Some cities have recently decriminalized it, but it’s still illegal under state and federal law." so i take this post to mean he's tripping on a sailboat with a hottie with something called the businessman's special hope this helps
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May 23, 2020 17:16
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FluffieDuckie posted:tripping on a sailboat with a hottie with something called the businessman's special yeah that's pretty much spot on
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May 23, 2020 17:32
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I'm probably the youngest person here and still didn't get the combination of hottie and boats and DMT so you're definitely more hip than me Okay so is DMT the pirate drug then? Because I always assumed it was cannarrrbis and they were mostly stealing chill from stressed out brits
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May 23, 2020 17:39
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i'm a land pirate, or as landlubbers scream "STOP THIEF!"
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May 23, 2020 17:49
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FluffieDuckie posted:i used the google to help my fellow old person. Thank you, fluffie. This has been very educational. It is fun that the drug is named Dimitri. |
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May 23, 2020 19:32
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dmt is the juice your brain squirts out when you die that makes people think there's an afterlife. aka the "spirit molecule" you can also refine it into a meth-style crystal from certain cacti and smoke a whole bunch and meet god and kick his rear end. i have sworn never to try it until i find a shaman to administer ayahuasca on account of literally everyone who has ever offered me some also being an evangelist for sacred geometry and crystal healing op is *not* loving around with this midlife crisis and i salute him godspeed you! cyber marina pirate
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May 23, 2020 19:54
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owlhawk911 posted:dmt is the juice your brain squirts out when you die that makes people think there's an afterlife. aka the "spirit molecule" you can also refine it into a meth-style crystal from certain cacti and smoke a whole bunch and meet god and kick his rear end. i have sworn never to try it until i find a shaman to administer ayahuasca on account of literally everyone who has ever offered me some also being an evangelist for sacred geometry and crystal healing yeah you gotta find good people to smoke with, most of them are hidden in friendship circles of those himalayan salt lamp evangelists. it's why i'm glad i chose to do dmt with a awesome chill lady friend 20 yrs older than me , than a human paraquat.
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May 23, 2020 21:42
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owlhawk911 posted:yarr, matey. i'm done with the arrrmy, d'yeh want some dmt? hop on ol cap'n pineapples neon ketch and we'll plunder the digital seas for middle aged booty. up the punks Hell, sounds good to me, a change is as good as a holiday, right? |
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May 23, 2020 21:52
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heres a terrible picture representation of what i saw there. picture everything made of neon sign lights and it was flowing along that track
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May 24, 2020 00:58
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but it’s a good picture
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May 24, 2020 01:31
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OP did you ever meet the machine elves? I did DMT once but I never broke through. 
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May 24, 2020 05:37
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magic cactus posted:OP did you ever meet the machine elves? I did DMT once but I never broke through. nah it was unfortunately over past the pineapple and we woke up. next time i do it i want to try and explore more. the portal was like a greyscale kaleidoscope( or however the gently caress you spell it) that re arranged into a tunnel and then i met my spirit guide the silent neon pineapple.
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May 24, 2020 11:43
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Yikes. |
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May 25, 2020 08:42
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cda posted:This makes me think a funny joke would be something like "what branch of the military are pirates in?" because most people will think "the Navy" or "the Coast Guard" or possibly "the Marines," but then you say "no, it's the Yarrrrrmy." And if for some reason they already know the joke or figure it out, then you say " no you dumb rear end, it's the Navy obviously."
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May 25, 2020 12:58
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Bright Bart posted:Yikes. rude
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May 25, 2020 19:14
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owlhawk911 posted:rude No I like drugs for real I just had a flashback to watching this documentary on "modern day pirates" and it was like these deckhands who worked for a single trip then spent their entire pay drinking and shooting up and then being really sick when they had to get back on the boats cause they were broke. It was a bit heart-wrenching to see because most of them seemed straight up mentally ill and trying to escape the pain of normal life they couldn't adjust to as opposed to really loving the life. |
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May 25, 2020 19:29
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owlhawk911 posted:yarr, matey. i'm done with the arrrmy, d'yeh want some dmt? ---------------- |
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May 26, 2020 11:17
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cda posted:This makes me think a funny joke would be something like "what branch of the military are pirates in?" because most people will think "the Navy" or "the Coast Guard" or possibly "the Marines," but then you say "no, it's the Yarrrrrmy." And if for some reason they already know the joke or figure it out, then you say " no you dumb rear end, it's the Navy obviously." i would'nt have guessed the yarrrrrrmy. thats a good joke
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May 26, 2020 15:39
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFiOGiT8zBQ |
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May 26, 2020 15:55
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op do u have Wasps on ur boat
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May 26, 2020 20:23
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My step brother loves to smoke DMT and tell people about the reptilians that secretly control the world. Or at least I assume he still does. It's been a few years since we last spoke. |
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May 27, 2020 13:27
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:My step brother loves to smoke DMT and tell people about the reptilians that secretly control the world. Or at least I assume he still does. It's been a few years since we last spoke. people into reptoids usually have seen the evil of the world and can't live with people treating each other that way so they blame it on something external, like reptoids. but really people just suck sometimes. cash rules everything around me 
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May 27, 2020 14:44
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i hope your brother's doing alright
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May 27, 2020 14:44
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Yeah. We'll see. I sorta doubt he'll ever drop it. I think it was a lot of factors but the heavy psychotropic usage didn't help. I'm pretty sure he has a place to live and an income. |
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owlhawk911 posted:people into reptoids usually have seen the evil of the world and can't live with people treating each other that way so they blame it on something external, like reptoids. but really people just suck sometimes. cash rules everything around me more like cash ruins everything around me
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