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I need ya, Surge. This is a bad one, the worst yet. I need the old blade runner, I need your magic.
hey byob i haven't posted here in a while so i know you're all wondering what has 'ole smoking dank weed as a Military Law Enforcement official been up to. well i had a rough couple years and decided to buy a sailboat where i now smoke dmt with a 46 yr old punk rock chick and have vivid dreams of a pineapple captain sailing a neon sign boat in an 8-bit dimension. so not too bad all things considered. if this wonderful forum has any suggestions on what to do on my next dmt trip let me know and i'll come back here and post my experience for your entertainment.

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I need ya, Surge. This is a bad one, the worst yet. I need the old blade runner, I need your magic.
I should clarify for y'all i was in the yaaaarforce. no trip last night but hopefully tonight i'll have a quality trip for y'all.

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FluffieDuckie posted:

tripping on a sailboat with a hottie with something called the businessman's special

yeah that's pretty much spot on

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owlhawk911 posted:

dmt is the juice your brain squirts out when you die that makes people think there's an afterlife. aka the "spirit molecule" you can also refine it into a meth-style crystal from certain cacti and smoke a whole bunch and meet god and kick his rear end. i have sworn never to try it until i find a shaman to administer ayahuasca on account of literally everyone who has ever offered me some also being an evangelist for sacred geometry and crystal healing

op is *not* loving around with this midlife crisis and i salute him

godspeed you! cyber marina pirate

yeah you gotta find good people to smoke with, most of them are hidden in friendship circles of those himalayan salt lamp evangelists. it's why i'm glad i chose to do dmt with a awesome chill lady friend 20 yrs older than me , than a human paraquat.

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heres a terrible picture representation of what i saw there. picture everything made of neon sign lights and it was flowing along that track

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magic cactus posted:

OP did you ever meet the machine elves? I did DMT once but I never broke through. :negative:

nah it was unfortunately over past the pineapple and we woke up. next time i do it i want to try and explore more. the portal was like a greyscale kaleidoscope( or however the gently caress you spell it) that re arranged into a tunnel and then i met my spirit guide the silent neon pineapple.

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