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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

WRAP IT UP NAITALURES
It is Zack Sabre Time, Now




It starts with one thing, I don't know why? It doesn't even matter how hard your try. Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme to explain in due time all I know. Time is a valuable thing, watch it fly by as the pendulum swings. Watch it count down to the end of the day. The clock ticks life away, it's so unreal.

AEW Double or Nothing will be coming from Daily's Place and the TIAA Bank center in Jacksonville, Florida. It's featured matches are as follows.

https://twitter.com/SexyChuckieT/st...972408719007744
AEW Pre-Show Match: Best Friends vs. Private Party

In the real main event, the Best Friends of Chuck Taylor and Trent? will take on Private Party of Isiah Kassidy and Marq Quen. This match will determine the number one contender to Page and Omega's tag team titles, and with Omega and Page seemingly further than ever apart form each other (due to social distancing as well as emotionally), it is an opportunity for one of these teams to strike and win the belts. I sure do hope it is Dustin and Greg.

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/sta...997611230605313
Penelope Ford (w/ Kip Sabian) vs. Kris Statlander (Ford replacing Dr. Britt Baker following injury)

After Dr. Britt Baker suffered a knee injury in the tag team preview match on Dynamite, Kris Statlander was almost faced with no opponent (and the prophecy was almost prevented) until Penelope Ford answered the call to fill in this match that Kris Stat was already signed to have (and to let the women have more than one match on a show). While Penelope and Kris Stat haven't crossed paths in AEW until now, they have faced off in Limitless Wrestling (in a match on Youtube) and both have strong experience in intergender wrestling.

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/sta...028486907412480
Dustin Rhodes vs. Shawn Spears

It's old guy vs. 10 guy as Dustin Rhodes was turned into pasted by the murderhawk (caw) in the semi-finals of the TNT championship tournament after Cody stopped QT from throwing in the towel. Old Dustin Rhodes has not been seen since the thrashing, but Shawn Spears has made it very clear that he blames Cody for lowering the Dustin counter by one, and after debuting a very suspect segment on Dynamite in the form of a news parody, Shawn Spears is going to have to back up his words that Dustin's career is over and done with.

But hey, it got him on the card?

https://twitter.com/orangecassidy/s...246135010189312
The Casino Ladder Match (Darby Allin vs. Colt Cabana vs. Orange Cassidy vs Rey Fenix vs Scorpio Sky vs. Kip Sabian vs. Frankie Kazarian vs. Luchasaurus vs. ???)

So get this, the Casino Battle Royal, we get it, it wasn't great. It didn't do a good job of melding our booking with the royal rumble style set up, but we've got a new match for you this yeah, a ladder match, where the winner can get the chip at any time, but the entrances are staggered. We got the idea watching a video where Chuck Taylor and Ricochet try and make a human ladder to reach the PWG belt when the main event was a ladder match. It's got a bunch of guys in it, many of them with interconnected stories, but the big important part of the deal is who is out! As Fenix was injured doing a dive to the outside and as such:

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/sta...033722434756608
Joey Janela to replace injured Rey Fenix

Joey Janela is in. Should make the car crash angle of the match better, as Joey is lengdary at that type of match. The biggest thing is, one of the entrants is a mystery. We don't know who it is. But there has been a bunch of speculation.

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/sta...968149659103233
Maxwell Jacob Friedman (w/ Wardlow) vs. Jungle Boy

It's Cody's rebellious son vs. Cody's good son. MJF has thrown off the shackles of being Cody's protege, beat him at Revolution and was stuck on long island due to COVID. He has still made a point of being the smarmy in your face top talent that he is. And he was book in a PPV match with Jungle Boy, the other young rising star in professional wrestling who is a “Cody guy.” Jungle Boy has had a spotty at best record in AEW, having picked up a nubmer of losses in tag team action (including a loss to Best Friends on the Dynamite before last, after interference from MJF) he has a high profile draw with Chris Jericho on the last Dynamite of 2019 and is not expected to just roll over and die to MJF on PPV.

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/sta...545558368690176
Stadium Stampede: The Inner Circle (Chris Jericho, Santana, Ortiz, Sammy Guevara and Jake Hager) vs. The Elite (Kenny Omega, Matt Jackson, Nick Jackson), Adam “Handwash” Page and Matt Hardy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BbLfwh7jL8

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/sta...847542653095941
AEW Women's World Championship: Hikaru Shida vs. “the Native Beast” Nyla Rose

According to cagematch, Nyla Rose has faced off against Hikaru Shida six times, none of them in singles matches. In AEW the two of them have stood opposite each other twice in tag team competition and once in Riho four-way title defense. The two women have been kept apart in AEW's young history, and in wrestling in general it seems. This is, as far as my research indicates, a true first time ever singles match for AEW's Women's World championship crown. Shida has fought and clawed over the quarantine shows to really showcase herself as the ace of the division, and this is a perfect moment to seize that prize needed. But, Nyla Rose is a great champion who this panedmic has prevented from living up to her potential as AEW's first shitposter champion. Truly a win-win from my perspective as both women would be a great champion going forward.

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/sta...877815323197442
AEW TNT Championship: “The American Nightmare” Cody (w/ Brandi Rhodes and Arn Anderson) vs. “The Murderhawk Monster” Lance Archer (w/ Jake the Snake Roberts)

When Jake Roberts came into AEW before Lance Archer had arrived yet, he told Cody that all he wanted was Cody's share of the pie in AEW. With this TNT title match, he and his avian abomination seek to do just that and deny Cody championship gold in AEW. Cody, who has voluntarily removed himself from title contention in the AEW Men's World championship race, was granted a great opportunity to forge a new and different destiny with the AEW TNT title belt. The belt itself will be unveiled and presented to the winner of the match by Mike Tyson, who will also be allowed to spend time at ringside interacting with the other olds such as Roberts and Anderson.

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/sta...817227188535298
AEW Men's World Championship: “the Exalted One” Mr. Brodie Lee vs. Jon Moxley

Jon Moxley has not had a good 2020, despite the good things that happened. He tricked the Inner Circle into giving him a car and letting their guard down long enough to get alone time with Jericho, beat Pac for the number one contendership, and won the AEW World title, defending it successfully. However he was stabbed in his eye and lost vision for several weeks, beat in gang beating and gang beating by the Inner Circle going into and coming out of his title match with Jericho, and he was forced to fight Jake Hager in an empty arena match that really would have rather been a bloodsport shoot-style sprint. He thought this was behind him when Mr. Brodie Lee, after spending some time explaining to the world who he was and what he was all about (it's cult leader poo poo), jumped Moxley and stole the belt as Moxley accepted this challenge (against protocol, mind you, but Moxley will fight them all)

It's actually an interesting juxtaposition with Cody's storyline where it shows the results of a babyface who doesn't realize that the target on your back lets you say no when everyone is trying to take shots at you. Cody is advised by a council of veterans and experts, while Mox runs alone and it shows in how they handle problems like a newcomer powerhouse challenging for everything of value they have to offer. Just an interesting thing.

How to Watch:

FITE.TV (non-US IP addresses only please): https://www.fite.tv/watch/aew-doubl...ing-2020/2p72j/

B/R Live (USA): https://live.bleacherreport.com/wre...nothing/9804560

Or your cable provider (I count weird not-cable cable things as this): Check Your Local Listings or Remote!


https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/sta...102429727043585

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010



Who's gonna surprise walk in on Moxley after he wins????

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

WRAP IT UP NAITALURES
It is Zack Sabre Time, Now




hopefully his music again.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible




https://twitter.com/ThisBrodieLee/s...4697327618?s=20

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

THE BEST EVER





I TRIED SO HARD

AND GOT SO FAR

AND IN THE END

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

ShallNoiseUpon
Sep 10, 2010





Grimey Drawer

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Who's gonna surprise walk in on Moxley after he wins????


His wife. They kiss and embrace. It's very wholesome.

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

Now....face the fury of the Phoenix Force!

Hye I was going to order AEW DoN just now and it redirects me to this https://live.bleacherreport.com/mes...t-not-available with a blank screen

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

I don't know what I just saw.

So many people are in that ladder match I kinda woulda assumed Janela was already in it if someone asked me to name everyone in it without looking.

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005









Maybe #9 is superhumman and then let him do a lil whoop whoop

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

THE BEST EVER





AEW added a bunch of previews on Youtube that I'm guessing from last night's Countdown show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhvrGt1K0SE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obz9IOvSmKw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpRO-wfkPu0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBQBHgvY5BQ

Nyla's such a good promo now

Sharparoni
Jan 11, 2004

THE MOST EXCITING MASCOT IN THE LAST 4000 YEARS OF COLLEGE SPORTS




Waffleopolis posted:

Hye I was going to order AEW DoN just now and it redirects me to this https://live.bleacherreport.com/mes...t-not-available with a blank screen

Happened to me too whenever I tried to go to BR Live in Chrome. Worked fine in Firefox.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Rarity posted:

Nyla's such a good promo now

Her violent lunatic thing is doubly great because if you want to turn her face at any point you don't have to change anything except who she's facing.

take the moon
Feb 12, 2011




rip Chester Bennington

these wounds they will not heal

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

Now....face the fury of the Phoenix Force!

Sharparoni posted:

Happened to me too whenever I tried to go to BR Live in Chrome. Worked fine in Firefox.

Okay that worked! Got it purchased and it's ready on my Roku.

take the moon
Feb 12, 2011




im going to tune into Double or nothing because the stadium stampede match will be a massacre because I tune in for humans killing each other I love death and violence

yay wrestling

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



whoop my rear end

take the moon
Feb 12, 2011




btw I'm gonna get like 0 points in the prediction game

Shawn spears is due!!!!

ShallNoiseUpon
Sep 10, 2010





Grimey Drawer

take the moon posted:

btw I'm gonna get like 0 points in the prediction game

Shawn spears is due!!!!


shoot the moon, take the moon.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!


Rarity posted:

AEW added a bunch of previews on Youtube that I'm guessing from last night's Countdown show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhvrGt1K0SE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obz9IOvSmKw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpRO-wfkPu0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBQBHgvY5BQ

Nyla's such a good promo now

these are all great

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007




Buglord

Waffleopolis posted:

Hye I was going to order AEW DoN just now and it redirects me to this https://live.bleacherreport.com/mes...t-not-available with a blank screen

Do you have any adblockers on? I had to turn it off for the last one

PUNKS DIET SODA
Nov 24, 2007

John. What are you doing.




I'm not gonna pay attention to Dustin vs Shawn

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



make the show good toni

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child of the revolution.

Please lift my mood up AEW. Definitely here for some #holyshida moments.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

GET BACK UP

Yee-Haw I am here from some wrestling because holy poo poo was this week murder. Just everything. Famous people I like dying, friends getting sick, pandemic just eating my entire mental health like a hard-boiled egg.

I hope Hangman somehow wins every match.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002



BYH friends, I am excited for the wrestling show tonight.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

One of my dudes is coming over so I probably won’t shitpost with you all tonight. But I hope we all have a great fuckin wrestling show tonight.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!


coconono posted:

One of my dudes is coming over so I probably won’t shitpost with you all tonight. But I hope we all have a great fuckin wrestling show tonight.

This is sad as you are the master of the shitpost but enjoy your evening!

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup




I plan to shitpost

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

THE BEST EVER





I will poo poo while I post

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I din't say anything about not shitposting beforehand tho SWERVE

Crapple!
Nov 1, 2019




Rarity posted:


Nyla's such a good promo now

This is one of the reasons I want her to win. She's the best talker they have in the women's division (sad to say almost the only one who can do it at all aside from Britt) and can really sell the feud. She has pretty much single-handedly made all of her matches a big deal when they give her the chance to talk

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

Need this show tonight

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 22, 2019





Dangerous Person posted:

Need this show tonight

Reality Protester
Aug 10, 2016

Hate to see it folks





it is Saturday, my dudes

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.



Illegal Hen

So is Blood and Guts still going to happen, or is tonight's Stadium Stampede the quiet replacement for it?

Reality Protester
Aug 10, 2016

Hate to see it folks






MY DUDES

Reality Protester
Aug 10, 2016

Hate to see it folks





Stay safe Rey Fenix and Britt Baker

HOT! New Memes
May 31, 2006




BigBallChunkyTime posted:

So is Blood and Guts still going to happen, or is tonight's Stadium Stampede the quiet replacement for it?

I’m hoping it still happens and they are just waiting for NJ to allow events again.

This is because I have tickets to it.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.




BigBallChunkyTime posted:

So is Blood and Guts still going to happen, or is tonight's Stadium Stampede the quiet replacement for it?

I think it's inevitable that they will have a Blood & Guts match at some point. It's a good concept, but one that needs a crowd to work well.

Will that match involve the Elite and the Inner Circle? That I don't know. The Elite / Circle feud has been in a bit of a holding pattern for a while (or more accurately taking a lovely detour around the Hardy Compound) and I doubt that the Stampede match will bring it in to land. But it might.

Ultimately my suspicion is that the Blood & Guts match, whenever it happens, is going to be Cody and whoever he's teaming with versus whoever Cody's feuding with at the time.

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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!


your mystery entrant in the casino ladder match?


hell yeah recycling content from the dark thread

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