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zenguitarman
Apr 6, 2009

Come on, lemme see ya shake your tail feather




So apparently the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie turns 30 goddamn years old this year and to mark the occasion Judith Hoag is gonna get drunk and host a cast reunion pizza party on zoom somewhere on the internet tonight.

Holy poo poo



It's been forever since I watched the movies, but I think they hold up. They were produced by Golden Harvest which is like a legit martial arts movie company and honestly the dudes jumping around and stuff in those suits is pretty impressive. The second movie is ridiculous as hell but good in a campy way. I've never actually seen the third movie, but samurai turtles sounds kinda cool tbh. The video games were rad as hell too, even that street fighter tmnt game. idgaf about the new Michael Bay movies, but prove me wrong I guess.

Anyway I don't know how any of this works but you go on the internet and zoom or youtube or something.

the 90's


http://www.actionfigureinsider.com/...w-reunion-tmnt/


lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K53chzo4hWg

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

This makes me feel like going in drains. I have some leftover pizza, too, with extra tomato sauce... delicious.

Statutory Ape
Sep 12, 2017



Lol say no to drugs


Hahah no

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008


Heroes in a half shell... turtle power!

empty baggie
Oct 22, 2003



Lipstick Apathy

Teenage ninja mutant turtles

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel



https://twitter.com/Heyjude629/stat...342705565577216


It ended already.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

Coal Jobs for the Coal God


Nap Ghost

Those pizzas in the movies were like more cheese than bread.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


I could shred some loving pizza (with anchovies)

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....

Colonel Cancer posted:

I could shred some loving pizza (with anchovies)

Fitting since the Shredder finally beat the turtles with anchovies.

Are you foot fetishist/foot clan?

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.


Buglord

When I was a kid a guy came to our school to tell us about the dangers of sewers and how we shouldn't go down there to eat pizza and pretend to be ninja turtles or some poo poo.

Statutory Ape
Sep 12, 2017



Xenocides posted:

Fitting since the Shredder finally beat the turtles with anchovies.

Are you foot fetishist/foot clan?

is there a correlation here

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







Grimey Drawer

Vastarien posted:

When I was a kid a guy came to our school to tell us about the dangers of sewers and how we shouldn't go down there to eat pizza and pretend to be ninja turtles or some poo poo.

lol if you didnít explore the sewers as a kid with a katana in one hand and cheese pizza in the other.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

About every big city has excellent large stormwater drains, there's no need to go wading in poo poo and piss for an urban underground expedience.

Visible Stink
Mar 31, 2010

Got a light, handsome?


Maybe to you there isn't

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!


Wise man say, "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza".

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

I rescued a pup on Thanksgiving instead of chowing down,
earning me this avatar.


Tonight I dine on turtle soup

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich




This is better than anything that could have happened on that livestream holy poo poo.

Statutory Ape
Sep 12, 2017



Alien Sex Manual posted:

This is better than anything that could have happened on that livestream holy poo poo.



lmaoooooooooo

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






GoutPatrol posted:

Those pizzas in the movies were like more cheese than bread.

There's another way to do it?

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

HE WATCHES


Lizards down the Sewars? Shouldn't they be ninja crocodiles

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box



drat she is still cowabunga af

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....

Vastarien posted:

When I was a kid a guy came to our school to tell us about the dangers of sewers and how we shouldn't go down there to eat pizza and pretend to be ninja turtles or some poo poo.

Same, the guy told us about kids going in the sewers and dying. He might have lied.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long



Holy poo poo pro click

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






SilkyP posted:

drat she is still cowabunga af

Tom Gorman
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts

Buglord

IT was all kids needed to watch to stay away from sewers and storm drains. The fear of Pennywise waiting down there far outweighed the allure of eating pizza and hanging out with the turtles.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 29, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan Project has a triceratops dude on the cover but there isn't a single triceratop in the game. What's the deal with that? Bugged the hell out of me as a kid.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


nooneofconsequence posted:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan Project has a triceratops dude on the cover but there isn't a single triceratop in the game. What's the deal with that? Bugged the hell out of me as a kid.

Look at this sack of poo poo that didn't get the triceratops

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



suck my hoag

Statutory Ape
Sep 12, 2017



Hell Yeah posted:

suck my hoag

ok daddy

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010



Soiled Meat

They must be middle-aged mutant ninja turtles by now

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

Coal Jobs for the Coal God


Nap Ghost

McSpanky posted:

There's another way to do it?

I enjoy cheese but the movie stuff always looked like spray-on foam insulation to me.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006
TUBGIRL ENTHUSIAST




Ben Garant and Michael Ian Black were at one point in those costumes, so Iím going to just assume that was them.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


The cartoon one is kinda sexy. Id eat anchovies off her nips.

Wait what would cartoon anchovies taste like.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

TOOT BOOT posted:

They must be middle-aged mutant ninja turtles by now

they always acted more like twenty-something mutant ninja turtles

Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.


I didn't realize how timely I was being with my photoshop yesterday.



From the "Let's age up media" thread.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


Thought it was the other april o'neil.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Yeah the live action one is just kind of whatever. Bleh.

Scooter_McCabe
May 31, 2011
I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please


GoutPatrol posted:

Those pizzas in the movies were like more cheese than bread.

Spoken like a true fan of the Chicago deep dish!

Drive-Thru Salad Bar
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!


I remember when I was 11 I saw TMNT in the theater and on the way home my appendix burst and what followed was two days of my mom and dad fighting over whether or not it was worth taking me to the hospital cause dad was too lazy to drive.

I got to stay in a hospital bed for a week with an NES in there so that was cool I guess.

Welp that's my Ninja Turtle story.

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Drive-Thru Salad Bar
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!


Oh yeah remember when Raph yelled out "DAAAAAMN" and it was like the coolest poo poo ever?

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