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The_Rob

Blah blah blah blah!!
hes eating candy and flicking me off

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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

put him back before it's too late. they don't belong in the surface world


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The_Rob

Blah blah blah blah!!

owlhawk911 posted:

put him back before it's too late. they don't belong in the surface world

I think it’s too late he’s climbing into my refrigerator and sleeping on a bed of butter

The_Rob

Blah blah blah blah!!
he’s telling me about his ex wife now she sounds like a real battle axe

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

if you can one-up all seven tales of his ex wife he has to return to his hole. you can lie but if he successfully calls you out you take his place in the hole

do NOT eat the butter


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The_Rob

Blah blah blah blah!!
he keeps telling me that I have to see Fight Club and I keep telling him I’ve seen fight club and he’s getting real mad.

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

it's a good movie


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The_Rob

Blah blah blah blah!!
I mean I agree but like I’ve seen it a lot and he keeps insisting I haven’t actually. also I asked him what his favorite tv show was and he told me spike tv. which isn’t even a show and also hasn’t been anything for like 15 years.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
Don't trust him op

FutonForensic

if he asks you if you like the works of Tim Allen, do not answer yes. you might think he's going to just show you a few episodes of home improvement, or a few clips of his standup career, but he will make you watch ALL 172 EPISODES of Last Man Standing, the show where Tim Allen plays a white man just trying to make his way in this zany millennial world


City of Glompton

this lil guy sounds like a gentleman and a scholar

City of Glompton fucked around with this message at 06:58 on May 25, 2020

City of Glompton

i like em

City of Glompton

:evilbuddy:

City of Glompton fucked around with this message at 06:58 on May 25, 2020

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
:stare:

City of Glompton

he seems nice

City of Glompton fucked around with this message at 06:57 on May 25, 2020

The Gallows

Yip-yip-yip-yip... Uh-huh.
his name was robert holeson

Goons Are Gifts

Can he give you more movie recommendations? I feel like he knows his stuff


nut

how did he get such a tiny version of the psoter of two girls kissing in the bed

Space Taxi
I feel like he's deflecting attention away from his hole. There's something in there he doesn't want you to know about.

Heather Papps

hello friend


i tried to get a lil guy out of my linen closet once and he started flipping tiny little tables and punching teh most adorable tiny holes in the drywall. the best solution i've found has been leaving him a thimbleful of natty ice every few days and i don't use that closet anymore



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

FutonForensic

lil guy

BIG ideas about the Freemasons and the Knights Templar


The_Rob

Blah blah blah blah!!

Heather Papps posted:

i tried to get a lil guy out of my linen closet once and he started flipping tiny little tables and punching teh most adorable tiny holes in the drywall. the best solution i've found has been leaving him a thimbleful of natty ice every few days and i don't use that closet anymore

my lil guy says coors or nothing.

nut

FutonForensic posted:

lil guy

BIG ideas about the Freemasons and the Knights Templar

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
had it up 2 hear w/ ppl flicking me off op

The_Rob

Blah blah blah blah!!
I’ve paid my lil guy to help fix my toilet and all he’s doing is getting drunk and listening to classic rock.

google THIS

You can't get rid of the Babadude.

alnilam

google THIS posted:

You can't get rid of the Babadude.

Heather Papps

hello friend


The_Rob posted:

I’ve paid my lil guy to help fix my toilet and all he’s doing is getting drunk and listening to classic rock.
drat itsa hot one today. gonna need another six pack to stay hydrated, be right back boss



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Heather Papps

hello friend


Heather Papps posted:

drat itsa hot one today. gonna need another six pack to stay hydrated, be right back boss

screeeeeech, SMASH!!!
ah gently caress not again i'm on probationFUCK



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

nut

drat if you guys think my dad is tiny wait til you see me

Heather Papps

hello friend




thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

City of Glompton


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Goons Are Gifts

google THIS posted:

You can't get rid of the Babadude.


Goons Are Gifts


HulkaMatt

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


what’s his name

nut

what if op is a big guy

HulkaMatt

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


op is a tall guy i can 100% confirm

The_Rob

Blah blah blah blah!!

HulkaMatt posted:

op is a tall guy i can 100% confirm

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

put the lil guy in your garden as display

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Escape From Noise

I think you may have to show him who's boss. Have you considered slamming a tall boy, ripping your shirt off, and screaming "Come at me, bro!" in his tiny little face?

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