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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I used to mix huge amounts of psychedelics, stimulants, and depressants to see what would happen. Pretty stupid and I did it pretty often, but I don’t anymore and that’s the important thing.

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Smiling Mandrill posted:

A funny one that happened to a guy I worked with at that same job.

Dude got drunk as hell one night with some high school buddies. They started talking about one of the Native American tribes where boys had to cut off half of their pinkie in order to become braves . He starts bragging about how that wouldn't even be that big of deal, and long story short when I met him he only had half a little finger on his left hand. Moral is construction workers are dumb as hell.

Every male on my mom’s side of the family did that, going back 5 generations. They were/are filthy welsh coal miners working in West Virginia, the filthiest US state, which you should donate used tennis shoes to every day because I hear they find that especially patronizing and condescending.

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