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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh



Like this, op?

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A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica
nice

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
that whips the llama's rear end

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

but wait... the balls...

...the balls are on top?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

how about this:
Balls OUT

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
every dudes junk looking like gonzo would be pretty funny for a little while, but then the hundredth time your balls fall into your piss stream you really start questioning the wisdom

nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015
Not safe for for work


Not safe for wormk
If you thought this then your mentally I'll sorry dude

nextlevelstart fucked around with this message at 00:34 on May 27, 2020

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/JamesFosdike/status/1265423026163601410?s=19

Like kangaroos?

GEEKABALL
May 30, 2011

Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
Fun Shoe

A Grand Egg posted:

on top, you could just hold them up against your abdomen and gently caress, if they are under banging the taint theres zero control.

Taint ball bang bongo is my game y’all.
Need a name change here boss.

grillster
Dec 25, 2004

:chaostrump:
How does one do a Helicopter with the balls on top?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Man who walks on hands, has balls always on top.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

THERE ARE

FOUR


BALLS

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008

What the gently caress

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

:wth:

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

MODS!!!!!!!!!!!

Willfrey
Jul 20, 2007

Why don't the poors simply buy more money?
Fun Shoe
:eyepop: This changes everything

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica
balls, on top :smug:

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


balls in orbit around the dick.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

balls on earlobes. dangly for easy temp control, asmr is now real

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

and i cant speak for anyone else, but my neck would be way thicker to support all the piss

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Linux Pirate posted:

balls in orbit around the dick.

Quantum balls.

thetan_guy42
Oct 15, 2016

murdera

Lipstick Apathy
Balls on top - sounds good, doesn't work.

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica
http://s1.webmshare.com/7qBXv.webm

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
quar-an-tine goons. they're unforgettable
wrong size jorts. balls on top

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Close friends get to call him "T.B"

nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015
Balls on tip :colbert:

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
What if... and bear with me here, what if... one inflatable ball and two dongs hanging below it with a 45 degree angle between them?

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Mooey Cow posted:

What if... and bear with me here, what if... one inflatable ball and two dongs hanging below it with a 45 degree angle between them?

If you pissed or spurted hard enough you'd have your own biological jetpack.


It's an exciting time to be in the field of dick and ball technology.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Linux Pirate posted:

If you pissed or spurted hard enough you'd have your own biological jetpack.


It's an exciting time to be in the field of dick and ball technology.

This is how kangaroos jump.

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica




A Grand Egg fucked around with this message at 12:35 on May 28, 2020

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Because of a teleportation mishap my testicles and eye balls swapped places

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Chrs posted:

Because of a teleportation mishap my testicles and eye balls swapped places

egg on ur face

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Down under the balls are on top

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!


new inspector gadget lookin good

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Balls but attached to eye stalks like a slug.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

https://twitter.com/MotherfuckaMatt/status/1266028866654605313

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Lol good work

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