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Since the NFC East thread is just the same Eagles posters destroying any non-Eagles discussion and talking poo poo about every single non-Eagles player because they live in the land of forsaken shadows and are miserable lumps of football hating coal this will now be a thread entirely devoted to that glorious team that lucked into one super bowl win in their long, boring history. I would list all the things Philadelphia fans have done that they're proud of (booing cancer girl, throwing batteries at santa, intentionally throwing up on a 12 year old fan while being kicked out of a phillies game), but that's old hat. Instead this thread is for posting takes on the Eagles that only an idiot bolstered by other idiots could earnestly believe. Begin.
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eatdatpussy445
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May 26, 2020 18:48
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The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon
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May 26, 2020 18:53
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Doltos I appreciate the effort post but we didn't throw batteries at Santa. We threw batteries at a Pitcher. Drunk replacement Santa that made kids cry and threw up in his suit got snowballs thrown at him If you are going to do effort posts at least make them accurate.
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May 26, 2020 18:53
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nick foles got a big dick i hear
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May 26, 2020 18:56
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I liked watching Donovan McNabb play on MNF and that time they beat the Patriots in a Super Bowl.
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May 26, 2020 18:56
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Athanatos posted:I liked watching Donovan McNabb play on MNF and that time they beat the Patriots in a Super Bowl. That time Mike Vick had the all the Redskins defense on oxygen in the first quarter during the Monday night massacre.
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May 26, 2020 18:59
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Chip Kelly won the eagles the super bowl
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May 26, 2020 19:00
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Doltos posted:the NFC East is poo poo
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May 26, 2020 19:01
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Metapod posted:Chip Kelly won the eagles the super bowl A lot of people don’t remember this but it’s true
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May 26, 2020 19:04
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Metapod posted:Chip Kelly won the eagles the super bowl That first Chip Kelly game of the season was amazing. I remember the GDT was 100% sold on Kelly and the NFL was changing. Then the rest of the season happened.
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May 26, 2020 19:17
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A revolutionary that got ran out of town because the eagles gave him too much power. He ended up making a good team though
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May 26, 2020 19:18
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super bowl win showed us that a Philly fan can not and will not resist getting up on a greasy pole
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May 26, 2020 19:46
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Metapod posted:A revolutionary that got ran out of town because the eagles gave him too much power. He ended up making a good team though He also had a stint with the 49ers, who won the first 3 quarters of the superbowl. I'm starting to like this theory. Put him on the jags then run him off and see what happens.
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May 26, 2020 19:59
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jalen hurts sucks poo poo
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May 26, 2020 20:03
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Shinjobi posted:super bowl win showed us that a Philly fan can not and will not resist getting up on a greasy pole Hey now. One guy ate horse poo poo.
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May 26, 2020 20:12
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greasy poles and horse poo poo: the philadelphia experiment
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May 26, 2020 21:21
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gently caress the Cowboys.
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May 26, 2020 21:24
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Metapod posted:A revolutionary that got ran out of town because the eagles gave him too much power. He ended up making a good team though Yes, the 2018 UCLA Bruins
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May 26, 2020 21:53
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Raku posted:jalen hurts sucks poo poo actually he's good OP
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May 26, 2020 22:46
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nfc yeast!!
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May 27, 2020 00:50
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The eagles have beaten the seahawks one single time since 2005 (in 2008). They made it through the whole Obama presidency and hopefully the trump presidency without beating the seahawks. Seahawks > Eagles Caw binches one bird to rule them all
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May 27, 2020 01:12
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Is Carson Wentz a elite quarterback
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May 27, 2020 01:51
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how dare every single one of you for not believing in clayton thorson
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May 27, 2020 01:53
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AndrewP posted:Is Carson Wentz a elite quarterback lol
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May 27, 2020 03:29
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AndrewP posted:Is Carson Wentz a elite quarterback At collecting paychecks when he is hurt maybe.
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May 27, 2020 03:30
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AndrewP posted:Is Carson Wentz a elite quarterback At collecting super bowl rings while not playing in them
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May 27, 2020 03:36
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fartknocker posted:gently caress the Cowboys.  Also Doltos is only made about the Santa thing because he didnt get to join in. Just grab some double-As and head to the mall this Christmas like a normal person dude.
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May 27, 2020 13:15
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May 27, 2020 14:55
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Cant insult philly fans with the awful poo poo they do since they revel in it but attacking the low intelligence of the group yields results
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May 27, 2020 15:12
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lmaoCyberPingu posted:Doltos I appreciate the effort post but we didn't throw batteries at Santa.
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May 28, 2020 17:23
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Philly let their super bowl winning QB walk so they could overpay and rely on what is hy all accounts the quarterback equivalent of JJ Watt without any of the talent but all of the injury history.
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May 28, 2020 19:20
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Athanatos posted:That first Chip Kelly game of the season was amazing. I remember the GDT was 100% sold on Kelly and the NFL was changing. Didn't they make the playoffs
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May 28, 2020 21:10
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WinnebagoWarrior posted:Didn't they make the playoffs Yes, the saints got their first ever road playoff win against the 2013 eagles.
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May 28, 2020 21:19
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really queer Christmas posted:Yes, the saints got their first ever road playoff win against the 2013 eagles. I was also at that game -- cold as gently caress, like 15 degrees at kickoff
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May 28, 2020 21:59
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This is probably my favorite/most hated eagles play ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-bPBAYdGEo
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May 28, 2020 23:30
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shyduck posted:Eagles absolutely should've won that game. Eagles just took a slim lead with like a minute remaining and were kicking off. Alex Henery kicked it way short and Darren Sproles took it across midfield. Saints didn't have to go very far for a game winning FG with time expiring. Henery was cut the following preseason Henry also missed a pretty routine FG in that game.
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May 29, 2020 10:30
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Chichevache posted:Philly let their super bowl winning QB walk so they could overpay and rely on what is by all accounts the quarterback equivalent of JJ Watt without any of the talent but all of the injury history. I absolutely love Foles, but you're insane. Foles has had his own issues with injuries, his right shoulder is pretty hosed. He's had some absolutely amazing games, particularly when he's in a do-or-die situation, but on the other hand he's had some absolutely poo poo games as well.
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May 29, 2020 13:04
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AFewBricksShy posted:I absolutely love Foles, but you're insane. Foles has had his own issues with injuries, his right shoulder is pretty hosed. He's had some absolutely amazing games, particularly when he's in a do-or-die situation, but on the other hand he's had some absolutely poo poo games as well. I mean he didnt deny any of that. Just that Wentz is a choker who sucks and needs that wheelchair the stabby lady had
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