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S40CheckingAccount
Jan 14, 2024

:fourballs:
I have a stupid piece of technology for you: the artificial gravity in Star Trek- in the Jefferies Tubes. Much is made of how awful it is to climb around in there, why is there even gravity? (Besides the show being filmed on Earth.)

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CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004

Codito Click Here

S40CheckingAccount posted:

I have a stupid piece of technology for you: the artificial gravity in Star Trek- in the Jefferies Tubes. Much is made of how awful it is to climb around in there, why is there even gravity? (Besides the show being filmed on Earth.)

moving in zero G and doing maintenance in zero G takes longer.

jeeves
May 27, 2001

Deranged Psychopathic
Butler Extraordinaire
The bigger question is just where exactly are they?

chainchompz
Jul 15, 2021

bark bark

Madurai posted:

Let's just assume "spice" is a slang term for any cargo with a very high value-per-volume ratio.

Sex arses are also spice was confirmed in the expanded universe only to be taken out by the mouse when they acquired Star Wars.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

S40CheckingAccount posted:

I have a stupid piece of technology for you: the artificial gravity in Star Trek- in the Jefferies Tubes. Much is made of how awful it is to climb around in there, why is there even gravity? (Besides the show being filmed on Earth.)

Because if you don’t make the crew do horrible scut work it’s bad for Discipline.

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

The Lone Badger posted:

Because if you don’t make the crew do horrible scut work it’s bad for Discipline.

Periodic reminder of my favorite scene in TWOK: the guy in the corridors of SFHQ using a floor buffer.

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose
Who wants spice when you can smoke some death sticks?

(I think it was death sticks in the bar)

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005

HAmbONE posted:

Who wants spice when you can smoke some death sticks?

(I think it was death sticks in the bar)

The character that offers the death sticks to Obi Wan is named Elan Sleazebaggano.

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



HAmbONE posted:

Who wants spice when you can smoke some death sticks?

(I think it was death sticks in the bar)

How do you know you smoke them? Maybe they're like really hardcore Pixy Stix

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

It's really hard to get the camera to focus on someone covered in bubbles

Asterite34 posted:

How do you know you smoke them? Maybe they're like really hardcore Pixy Stix

So you boof them, like coke.

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose

Asterite34 posted:

How do you know you smoke them? Maybe they're like really hardcore Pixy Stix

I figured they were just space cigarettes

Barudak
May 7, 2007

The titular Tek from Tekwar is something only someone who has never done drugs could come up with because it requires so much infrastructure to operate.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sausage.

Smellrose

Barudak posted:

The titular Tek from Tekwar is something only someone who has never done drugs could come up with because it requires so much infrastructure to operate.

Counterpoint: all the weird potheads who make doing weed needlessly complicated.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

Hey buddy, wanna buy some robots?

Barudak posted:

The titular Tek from Tekwar is something only someone who has never done drugs could come up with because it requires so much infrastructure to operate.

I think William Shatner has probably done drugs. He's just a weirdo.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005

Barudak posted:

The titular Tek from Tekwar is something only someone who has never done drugs could come up with because it requires so much infrastructure to operate.

I've learned about Tekwar from a couple of things but one thing nobody has ever explained is how exactly does Tek work as a repeat business for a Tek dealer? Because it is like a program right? Does it just stop working after a certain amount of time?

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



muscles like this! posted:

I've learned about Tekwar from a couple of things but one thing nobody has ever explained is how exactly does Tek work as a repeat business for a Tek dealer? Because it is like a program right? Does it just stop working after a certain amount of time?

The dystopian future where even drugs have DRM and a subscription model

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Defiance Industries posted:

I think William Shatner has probably done drugs. He's just a weirdo.

how much of the books did he write anyway and not the ghost writer?

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

Hey buddy, wanna buy some robots?

I think he probably just spat a couple ideas out on the table. But "there's a drug in this book... and it's a computer!!!!" is exactly the kind of input he'd have.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017
Skinner warned us, we didn't learn about TekWar!

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Skinner warned us, we didn't learn about TekWar!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-krIPfk2OIA

No time like the present.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Asterite34 posted:

How do you know you smoke them? Maybe they're like really hardcore Pixy Stix
Their full name is "little death sticks" and they're used for sounding. Obi-wan is just a massive prude.

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:

theflyingexecutive posted:

I bet a full 95% of rural Tattooians are spice addicts. He was p chill about going to the Imperial Academy too.

there are several places in the world where it's normal the majority of the people are addicted to something and they are probably a more pure natural high than cigarettes and vapes

Barudak
May 7, 2007

muscles like this! posted:

I've learned about Tekwar from a couple of things but one thing nobody has ever explained is how exactly does Tek work as a repeat business for a Tek dealer? Because it is like a program right? Does it just stop working after a certain amount of time?

So the infrastructure is still good, but you need more Tek (the patches) to make the Tek (the vr rig) convincing enough you believe its real. You gotta occassionally upgrade your Tek (the rig) to keep up with the latest Tek (the patches) and presumably someone, somewhere, got clean due to struggling with incompatible hardware glitches.

Theres a fun concept in the start of the first book when he finds out his wife left him because he went to jail and was a Tek addict where he thinks she came back and says she still loves him but she needs him to get his life back together and it turns out thats his current Tek trip. He then just kind quits Tek and its fine.

Honestly the most disappointing part of TekWar is, presumably, when you do Tek you feel as if the moments while Tekked up? Tekking? E-Tek-ulating? are real but nobody ever has dysphoria from incongruent memories or uses it to become like, a combat god or something.

Barudak fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Jul 19, 2025

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Barudak posted:

So the infrastructure is still good, but you need more Tek (the patches) to make the Tek (the vr rig) convincing enough you believe its real. You gotta occassionally upgrade your Tek (the rig) to keep up with the latest Tek (the patches) and presumably someone, somewhere, got clean due to struggling with incompatible hardware glitches.

Theres a fun concept in the start of the first book when he finds out his wife left him because he went to jail and was a Tek addict where he thinks she came back and says she still loves him but she needs him to get his life back together and it turns out thats his current Tek trip. He then just kind quits Tek and its fine.

Honestly the most disappointing part of TekWar is, presumably, when you do Tek you feel as if the moments while Tekked up? Tekking? E-Tek-ulating? are real but nobody ever has dysphoria from incongruent memories or uses it to become like, a combat god or something.
Just because it feels real doesn't mean it's realistic. You could probably use tek to feel like you're a combat god right up until you try to hit a guy and break your own arm because you've spent the past three years playing super puzzle fighter Tek Edition

e: Wait is the main character really called Jake Cardigan

e2: I was going to make fun of the office of clandestine operations being called the office of clandestine operations but then I remembered the name of the agency that protects US politicians.

Splicer fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Jul 19, 2025

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Splicer posted:

Just because it feels real doesn't mean it's realistic. You could probably use tek to feel like you're a combat god right up until you try to hit a guy and break your own arm because you've spent the past three years playing super puzzle fighter Tek Edition

And that would be infinitely more fun, of having Jake Cardigan (I cannot believe thats his name either but yes, that is his name) trundle some Tekk'd up lunatics who think they know how to use guns but all they have is unearned confidence. Hell it's give you a good explanation of where all these low level flunkies come from.

Like this is TekWars problem; it has a bunch of cool ideas that it doesn't understand are cool and instead retreats back to the safety of 1960s/70s era pulp detective material.

Barudak fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Jul 19, 2025

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

Hey buddy, wanna buy some robots?

Isn't Jake a "nickname" for John in that book?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Defiance Industries posted:

Isn't Jake a "nickname" for John in that book?

I don't remember that, but I also do not wish to dredge up more memories of a book series I borrowed from the library due to desparation and how cool the cover of the first one was. The subsequent ones, get, uh, a little stupid.

Like Tek Vengeance, which shows us that in the future of 2120, there are still public pay phones and somehow, in what might be the wildest bit of sci-fi in the series, a US public phone is clean and maintained.

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017
Apparently the novelization of Star Trek VI says that the Enterprise crew is able to figure out how to track the cloaked-but-firing Bird of Prey because that capability requires an extra large reactor that it can't effectively hide the exhaust from.

Further books apparently confirm what I theorised, that cloaking and sensors are in a constant arms race, and when the Klingons (or Romulans) develop and use a ship that can fire while cloaked, the Federation (or someone else) has figured out how to detect it in a week. Makes sense too that they'd be rather motivated to figure it out.

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