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Jun 7, 2007

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I'm the Mass Effect Citadel, the product of an incredibly old and technologically advanced race

They knew how to build Mass Relays, but faster-than-walking-pace elevators eluded them

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Jun 7, 2007

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Some Goon posted:

The vaults citadel was never designed to save anyone.

That's the answer! The elevators are so slow because (12 year old ME spoilers I guess) the Reapers hoped people would be trapped in them when they returned!

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Jun 7, 2007

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Depends on whether the police negotiator threw in the Blaupunkt

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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Why does it seem like every other empire in Trek has gigantic gently caress off ships compared to the Federation?

Because the Federation saves tons of space by not installing circuit breakers on electronics

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I'm the main deflector dish on the starship Enterprise NCC1701-D. I can be configured to emit any sort of beam or energy known to science, or for that matter just dreamed up by the incel savants running Engineering

Except I can't actually project a shield that can sustain more than three hits from any equivalent-tech weapons. But inverse graviton pulses? All day long, baby!

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