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if I remember right any idiot can just turn the safeties off while the computer asks "are you sure you want to do that?" in a polite-but-slightly-hopeful voice
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2020 18:21 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 22:29 |
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Statutory Ape posted:The Cardassian's advantage is their willingness to do whatever it takes. Whatever the cost. more importantly, he had to call her at 3AM to tell her about how much he was bangin' her mom
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2020 04:19 |
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I always assumed klingons metabolized prune juice weird so "warrior's drink" meant it was as intoxicating as bloodwine for him and he didn't elaborate because then he couldn't show up to the bridge drunk anymore this is also why he can hold his own with alcohol-soaked warriors in an evening of boozin' without literally dying, he has insane tolerance because he's drunk on prune squeezings 24/7 despite being a massive square
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2020 18:27 |
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they actually invented time cops because time travel is so easy to accidentally do that it happens like once a month per starship, honestly they should have retconned the universe by now just by accidentally flying an oberth into the big bang or something
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2020 20:09 |
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galagazombie posted:Ironically it's the trippy psychedelic mecha that feel the most realistic. You'll never be able to come up with a physics based reason for your weapon to be human shaped. So instead the justification for why we have a robot instead of a tank is "By embodying the platonic human form the robot is powered by the collective human spirit". The answer to why we gave our robot a giant sword instead of a gun is "The ancient blade of Lusitania channels the power of the Arkenstone left behind by the Martian Ancients to cut a path to a brighter future." It may be nonsense but it makes inartistically more sense all the same. this is why gurren lagann is the pinnacle of human creativity
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2020 17:07 |