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1: sublimated my externally produced dread at my lack of sales numbers through cleaning the gas range after making enough food for six people, for three people 2: avoided my ex's calls even though they borrowed their housemate's phone to call me 3: all farts simple and clean, that's the way that i like to feel, tonight, it's hard to let it go
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1. Drove extremely fast through a residential neighborhood 2. Had beers for lunch 3. Played video games while watching tv at the same time
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May 27, 2020 04:15
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1. took a poo poo 2. shitposted 3. i still got 45 minutes to do a third thing
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May 27, 2020 04:15
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Try doing shots of ranch dressing with hot sauce and whiskey, it rules
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May 27, 2020 04:16
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1. drank beer 2. smoked weed 3. ate a peanut butter and honey sandwich I've had worse days so this day was pretty good, imo.
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May 27, 2020 05:58
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1) Had lunch with a gilf acquiantance 2) Had a chocolate milkshake 3) Got my air conditioning fixed
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May 27, 2020 06:14
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1. Made cherry вареники 2. Played Mario 64 pc port on a big screen 3. Found out my retina is not detaching again
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May 27, 2020 06:19
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Finalized my research on 2 new medical devices using argon and neon processes. Made a ultralink. U?
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May 27, 2020 06:26
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Hung out and filled and then enjoyed a little pool with my son Played Maneater the shark open world RPG Had a 3 hour long video and voice chat with a bunch of other goons
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May 27, 2020 06:28
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shidded and farded and camed
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May 27, 2020 06:48
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1) Didn't punch out my coworker. 2) Didn't punch out my coworker. 3) Didn't punch out my coworker.
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May 27, 2020 06:50
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1. Slept reasonably well for the first time in months 2. Had 2 good shits 3. Saw two racoons
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May 27, 2020 07:35
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Deadbeat Poetry posted:shidded and farded and camed Lol I count that as one thing. 
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May 27, 2020 07:38
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1. Wanking on company time #1 2. Wanking on company time #2 3. Wanking on company time #4
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May 27, 2020 10:10
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1 Saw that Lawrence made a thread 2 Walked on a beach fast for 9 thousand steps early this morning 3 Had hot oatmeal loaded with granola and seeds
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May 27, 2020 18:41
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1. Read the OP. 2. Made this list. 3. I cap out at 2 things a day.
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May 27, 2020 18:43
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made sourdough made a maze for my rabbit out of cardboard boxes pitched some barbecue sauce ideas to my company
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May 27, 2020 18:47
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The Walrus posted:made sourdough I wish I worked at a barbecue sauce company
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May 27, 2020 18:56
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1. got a yard of compost delivered 2. moved my big planter out of the greenhouse and onto my deck and prepared to transplant some tomato plants and lettuce and whatnot (will finish that when it gets cooler again this evening) 3. spent all afternoon 'in meetings' online (the astral plane) while in the physical plane i played computer games and screwed around in the garden
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May 27, 2020 19:25
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The Walrus posted:made sourdough 麻辣 (szechuan numbing spicy) BBQ sauce plz thx
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May 27, 2020 19:26
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May 27, 2020 19:29
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1. Successfully got out of bed 2. Pet my cat 3. Took a shower
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May 27, 2020 19:33
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Cuddled my dog, slept a lot, played computer games.
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May 27, 2020 19:40
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1. ate a hot dog 2. ate a burger 3. read a little bit of this article and had a chuckle https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/27/entertainment/jonathan-steingard-atheist/index.html quote:Jonathan Steingard, Christian singer, reveals he no longer believes in God
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May 27, 2020 19:41
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drank a beer then i did that again and a third time
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May 27, 2020 21:04
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ive been using a notebook to make lists of things to do and crossing them off like a mofo - - -get battery for watch
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May 27, 2020 21:53
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Smoked some weed, drank some wine, masturbated for the first time in probably 6 or 8 weeks. I’m ambivalent about all of these, but I enjoyed them more than the burnt, shoe-leather steak I had for lunch.
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May 27, 2020 21:59
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1) Slept in for my second day of paid Covid exposure related leave (still waiting on test, no symptoms) 2) Cleaned two bathrooms 3) Binged a bunch of the newest season of The Expanse Super Waffle posted:1) Had lunch with a gilf acquiantance After reading the first one, the second and third sound like euphemisms.
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May 27, 2020 22:05
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1) ate an over-sweet, extremely fake chicken/shrimp teriyaki combo 2) watched a Couples' Court episode where a man cheated on a woman and she actually ended up leaving him 3) wore flip-flops for the first time this year, since spring has finally sprung edit: Nigmaetcetera posted:masturbated for the first time in probably 6 or 8 weeks. 
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May 27, 2020 22:06
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Woke up alive Made it to work alive Going home alive Wait I'm not sure if I like it
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May 27, 2020 22:09
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Yesterday - 1) poo poo three times, each one greater in volume and more satisfying than the last 2) Jerked off 3) Made a delicious dinner of baked chicken thighs and pasta with olive oil, garlic, red onion, kalamata olives, artichokes, and asparagus. Today - 1) Did not poo poo 2) Did not jerk off 3) Did not make anything delicious Yeah, today sucks rear end.
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May 27, 2020 22:12
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Nigmaetcetera posted:masturbated for the first time in probably 6 or 8 weeks. https://www.rona.ca/en/workshop/diy/repair-drywall
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May 27, 2020 22:13
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1. Took a shower this morning 2. Went to the doctor's appointment (that I took the shower for so they don't know I'm marinating in my own stink most of the time) and when I got my blood drawn it was suprisingly blood-looking and not - given my recent diet choices - gravy 3. Went to Biscuitville to break my fast after and got a spicy chicken & honey biscuit AND a fried pork chop biscuit (see above re: gravy)
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May 27, 2020 22:18
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numberoneposter posted:How-to fix holes and dents in drywall I made that joke yesterday, about using cum to repair drywall It was a good joke then and it’s a good joke now.
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May 27, 2020 22:33
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1. practiced programming in python for an hour 2. went skating 3. gonna make some steaks later
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May 27, 2020 22:35
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1. Licked 2. Three (3) (3). Doorknobs (3)
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May 27, 2020 22:44
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1.ate 2.a 3.spicy western cheeseburger
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May 27, 2020 22:58
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:1.ate 
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May 27, 2020 23:02
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1.ate a cheeseburger 2.got bamboozled 3.cried
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1) mowed the lawn 2) gave my friend and her family a shitload of fireworks to help them through these times 3) taking a cold bath and smoking some weed right this second; feels good
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