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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

ARE YOU loving PUMPED!? GET loving PUMPED UP!! IF YOU THINK YOU'RE PUMPED ENOUGH YOU'RE NOT EVEN loving CLOSE TO BEING PUMPED ENOUGH!!1!

Okay, now calm down a little.

I DECLARE A CONTEST

That's right, a contest. A contest that will require both wits and stamina to triumph in but whose prizes are both bountiful and also kind of confusing. Also the rules are kind of confusing. Or like nebulous. Are you ready to hear the rules? Are you drooling like some kind of loving conformist dog just begging to have someone tell you what to do? loving sheeple. Well here you go:

Rule 1: Post the thing that I like the best

Okay, so now that we are done with rules what about fabulous loving prizes!!?

"PRIZES!!?"

Yes. Prizes. If you win I, Literally whatever the gently caress my name is, will send you, :siren:!YES YOU!:siren: some poo poo from my shop in the post. I don't really know what. I'll look around and maybe open a box or two and just pick some random poo poo and send it to you. I have lots of dusty junk sitting around that I can't wait to give to you, :siren:!YES YOU!:siren:

So, uh, begin.




:siren:UPDATE:siren:

Literally A Person posted:

Well, consider this contest OVER.

Winner is: :siren:BRONZIE FONZIE:siren:

He just kissed the most rear end. It wasn't even close. So everyone say congratulations to the Fonz and Fonz, shoot me a PM or an e-mail at apersonliterally@gmail.com and we will discuss your PRIZES!!!!!

Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 20:00 on May 28, 2020

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Pineapple on pizza.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
Rule 2: I win.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Chinatown posted:

Pineapple on pizza.

Ah dang, we're startin' pretty strong here folks.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
Contest is closed. Thank you all for competing.

wildmamboqueen
May 31, 2001

mad about the mage
The Great Twist
Johnny Five Aces.

Reverend Stupid
Aug 7, 2003

Black licorice

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Reverend Stupid posted:

Black licorice

Uh oh. There is a new contender.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Poetry, prose and the scent of a spring-time rose.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
the thing that I like the best

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Cubone posted:

the thing that I like the best

Is this love?

The Wurst Poster
Apr 8, 2005

Literally the Wurst...

Seriously...

For REALSIES.

Big butts?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Raisinettes

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

Eating rear end

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Soggy burger buns.

The Cockler
Mar 31, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
you loving LOVE science

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
going on smoko

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Linux Pirate posted:

Soggy burger buns.



There is a joke here.

Who has it?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

redm posted:

going on smoko

Leave me alone.

Vakal
May 11, 2008
Seeing your enemies driven before you, and hearing the lamentations of the women.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Being told how awesome you are

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Being told how awesome you are

Are you like cheating or something? Have you been taking notes? This is getting way too loving real. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I declare a thumb war OP.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I declare a thumb war OP.

1, 2, 3, 4, bb.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
This dick

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
kissing (b-hole)

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Is it repeatedly putting on your favorite size XS christmas sweater that has had two patches of steel wool strategically stitched on the inside of its chest?

JukeboxHerostratus
Nov 25, 2009

A bucket of fish?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
So wait, we just have to name what it is? Or we have to actually produce something here that you really like?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

JukeboxHerostratus posted:

A bucket of fish?

Mackerel? It's mackerel right?

Devils Affricate posted:

So wait, we just have to name what it is? Or we have to actually produce something here that you really like?

Both. Either. More points if you make me something. I like macaroni art.

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

Random strangers on the internet stroking your ego

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

angryrobots posted:

Random strangers on the internet stroking your ego

These are a few of my favorite things.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
wheres my g dang prize OP

also im really feelin' your av tonight for some reason. its good

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Homemade cheesesteaks

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Making threads, LAP style

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Chinatown posted:

also im really feelin' your av tonight for some reason. its good

Right? It's totally my fave.

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Making threads, LAP style

Also, potato salad.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Turkish delight

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Arrhythmia posted:

Rule 2: I win.

You magnificent bastard...

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Pee storage.

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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
gargling my scrote

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