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Is it repeatedly putting on your favorite size XS christmas sweater that has had two patches of steel wool strategically stitched on the inside of its chest?
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# ¿ May 27, 2020 05:16 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 09:33 |
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The OP also has a particular tendency for discretely stashing 9-volt batteries in his pockets while a wearing his christmas sweater around others. He often encounters passing comments about both the horridness of his ill-fitting extra small sweater and the faint smell of singed pork emanating from his general direction. Unperturbed by the remarks the OP only grimaces, and with his hand in his pocket, continues rhythmically tapping the exposed end of his jimmy-rigged headphones cable on the battery leads while the other end of it is securely clamped to the steel wool pads underneath covering his sweating mipples.
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# ¿ May 27, 2020 08:48 |