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Hey guys, just wanted to stop by and show off my sweet NEW space suit. im super happy with this NEW space suit as you can probably see, it just feels so great and the range of movement for doing space work is really incredible.  im peeing right now in my space suit and you cant even tell i bet! these new space suits look dumb
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Could use a tie
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May 27, 2020 14:43
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That's a nice space suit... for a clown to wear.
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May 27, 2020 14:52
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Did you take down the mouth? No you didn’t. Why don’t you stop making false connections to people’s accomplishments spaceman. Anyways durrrrr I’m spaceman, floating in space, sucking on my glass juice pipe, thinking about all the people below who were never smart enough to do space math who used to run this program and never should have, and how all the bad things that happen to them are anomalies, lies, or things that are just naturally wrong with them and how I can’t hear their complaints out here in space. ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 15:49 on May 27, 2020 |
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May 27, 2020 15:35
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Urine and feces are processed in the thigh pads.
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May 27, 2020 16:38
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Why don’t you just poo poo in the plumbing? Like how you gonna land on planets if you don’t got a plumb space suit? Scrape, roll and tumble? 
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May 27, 2020 16:41
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this is ground control to major tom you've really made the grade and the papers want to know whose diapers you wear now it's time to poo poo your space suit if you dare
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May 27, 2020 16:49
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hey bud great to see another star citizen fan!
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May 27, 2020 17:53
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It's good to know our brave astronauts get the same high quality equipment as people in a low budget made for TV sci-fi movie.
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May 27, 2020 18:01
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looks practical and comfortable to me op lots of advertising space too
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May 27, 2020 18:13
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If i was an alien i'd be insulted to meet this guy
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May 27, 2020 18:14
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good job elon now the russians are laughing at our lovely rockets AND space suits
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May 27, 2020 18:20
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Really hope it's a successful flight, but man, those are some terrible looking space suits!
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May 27, 2020 18:45
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it only has a 3ml ejaculate reservoir... pass
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May 27, 2020 18:49
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Elon’s satellites is bitch dawg.
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May 27, 2020 18:51
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it looks like the visor is flipped up. always remember to put it down when in the vacuum of space
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May 27, 2020 18:54
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I bet it's second hand
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May 27, 2020 18:58
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Serious question: can you Jack it in these suits with either boy or girl parts?
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May 27, 2020 19:56
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Rad-daddio posted:Serious question: can you Jack it in these suits with either boy or girl parts? serious answer: if youre strong willed enough you dont need your hands to orgasm as a guy e: i dont have female genitalia so i can not speak to that
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May 27, 2020 19:59
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if somehow you could expose just your wiener to the vacuum of space i bet it would act like a penis pump, then you could go back into the space station and impress all the sexy cosmonauts
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May 27, 2020 20:02
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Linux Pirate posted:It's good to know our brave astronauts get the same high quality equipment as people in a low budget made for TV sci-fi movie. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_suit#SpaceX_suit_(%22Starman_suit%22) quote:It is jointly designed by Jose Fernandez, a costume designer known for his works for science fiction and superhero films produced by the Walt Disney Studios (including suits for the Marvel Cinematic Universe and Tron: Legacy), and SpaceX founder and CEO Elon Musk; the design was subsequently reverse engineered by SpaceX engineers.[citation needed] what the gently caress
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May 27, 2020 20:08
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SO DEMANDING posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_suit#SpaceX_suit_(%22Starman_suit%22) Better than being fuckin' Buzz Lightyear of Star Command 
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May 27, 2020 20:12
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wow could u imagine going through the grueling lifestyle required to be a spaceperson and then they make you look like a cartoon toy lmao
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May 27, 2020 20:17
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finally, bees and/or fencing in space. weve waited so long
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May 27, 2020 20:24
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They're going to get made fun of by all the other astronauts when the get to the international space station.
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May 27, 2020 20:50
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The SpaceX launch is in less than 30 minutes. Exciting! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21X5lGlDOfg
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May 27, 2020 21:04
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:The SpaceX launch is in less than 30 minutes. Exciting! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21X5lGlDOfg I hope it doesn't get scrubbed, which, listening to the announcers, sounds like it might be.
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May 27, 2020 21:06
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:The SpaceX launch is in less than 30 minutes. Exciting! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21X5lGlDOfg Gonna watch SpaceX murder some astronauts in real time!
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May 27, 2020 21:09
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Is there a SA thread for the launch? Or is this it? Trump just arrived to watch the launch. I bet they let him press a big red button or something.
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May 27, 2020 21:11
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minutes after launch - a shocking reveal! the spaceman rips off his cool helmet to reveal - Mad Mike Hughes!!! He lives! and he has busted the top off the myth of the round earth as the cameras pan down to show a wide circle of green and blue, ringed round by thousand mile high ice walls. god bless america
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May 27, 2020 21:11
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capsule look like the head of a dong
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May 27, 2020 21:12
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Mozi posted:minutes after launch - a shocking reveal! the spaceman rips off his cool helmet to reveal - Mad Mike Hughes!!! He lives! and he has busted the top off the myth of the round earth as the cameras pan down to show a wide circle of green and blue, ringed round by thousand mile high ice walls. god bless america You ever wonder if there's anything behind the ice walls?
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May 27, 2020 21:12
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the women talking have really good tv voices imo E: dang a scrub, that one hit home
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May 27, 2020 21:13
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PostNouveau posted:You ever wonder if there's anything behind the ice walls? bizarro earth, where "sane" mike hughes is preparing to drill through the earth's mantle to refute the idea of the flat earth
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May 27, 2020 21:15
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Ah they're gonna scrub it. You get to live for a few more days, astronauts!
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May 27, 2020 21:15
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Statutory Ape posted:the women talking have really good tv voices imo they haven't called it yet, but not looking good
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May 27, 2020 21:16
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Trump, do a thing and order them to go anyway.
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May 27, 2020 21:16
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don't be a coward, trump don't you want to be the best?
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May 27, 2020 21:16
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Number_6 posted:Is there a SA thread for the launch? Or is this it?
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the apollo astronauts had to poo poo in clear plastic baggies, and then knead the poo poo bags in order to ensure that excess gas isn't released from them Remember this when you ask what patriotism means
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