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Yes hello I am an alive person and my correct parts are swelling in the proper way, not in the medically incorrect or injurious way. Of course my other parts remain unswollen I assure you. I am here to use my engorged parts in the way you expect, which is a way that I am completely familiar with.
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I heard that your sometime boyfriend posted a dick pick there but it got "pulled".
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Devils Affricate posted:I swear to god if I see, or feel, anyone copying my signature sex move I'm going to blow this loving whistle, hard I'm gonna watch this guy's signature sex move really carefully
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BigBadSteve posted:I heard that your sometime boyfriend posted a dick pick there but it got "pulled". Please this is the place to do sex to each other
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May 28, 2020 03:42
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Sitting Here posted:I put down the controller ask how your day was I pick up the controller and steal your game
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I'm just gonna sit here with my finger pointing out and if it ends up in anybody's butt, well that's just fine by me.
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May 28, 2020 03:44
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grillster posted:I pick up the controller and steal your game that's ok, enjoy yourself while i go make you a wine spritzer. later we can watch Portrait of a Lady on Fire and cuddle
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I'm just gonna sit here with my finger pointing out and if it ends up in anybody's butt, well that's just fine by me. great now MY sex moves are getting stolen
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May 28, 2020 03:45
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Sitting Here posted:that's ok, enjoy yourself while i go make you a wine spritzer. later we can watch Portrait of a Lady on Fire and cuddle Honey can you nuke the barbecue chicken from last night? thanks the taco bell I picked up on the way home just wasn't enough
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May 28, 2020 03:47
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grillster posted:Honey can you nuke the barbecue chicken from last night? thanks the taco bell I picked up on the way home just wasn't enough you minx i know you're teasing me, sit tight and i'll fix you some of the kale and quinoa salad i know you like so much 
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May 28, 2020 03:49
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Sitting Here posted:you minx i know you're teasing me, sit tight and i'll fix you some of the kale and quinoa salad i know you like so much whoa kale and quinoa, can I eat that off your back?
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May 28, 2020 03:51
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grillster posted:whoa kale and quinoa, can I eat that off your back? sure but i haven't shaved there in a while hope that's fine
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May 28, 2020 03:52
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oh all these pictures of destroyed cop cars and police stations with busted out windows. it's making me so horny. i'm sticking my pinky finger in your butt and it feels good to you
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May 28, 2020 03:52
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e: ^^^ got a boner irl anyone else wanna get in on this fuckfest, or
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May 28, 2020 03:53
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I put on a new pair of underwear and socks
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May 28, 2020 03:54
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Hell Yeah posted:oh all these pictures of destroyed cop cars and police stations with busted out windows. it's making me so horny. i'm sticking my pinky finger in your butt and it feels good to you ikr, i'm so hard they could take me on a heist to cut glass
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May 28, 2020 03:54
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u have cam?
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May 28, 2020 03:59
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i'm having sex with everyone in this thread inside a space station and i press the door button and we all get sucked out into space and we're dead floating through space with boners forever.
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May 28, 2020 04:00
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hi it’s rick (from Nudeweb)
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May 28, 2020 04:00
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Hell Yeah posted:i'm having sex with everyone in this thread inside a space station and i press the door button and we all get sucked out into space and we're dead floating through space with boners forever. Hell Yeah
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May 28, 2020 04:01
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*leans in, whispers close* I washed the dishes
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May 28, 2020 04:02
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Hell Yeah posted:i'm having sex with everyone in this thread inside a space station and i press the door button and we all get sucked out into space and we're dead floating through space with boners forever. I'm dead and floating through space, my ghost turns to u, your ghosts turn to me, your ghost says "I will ghost gently caress you." I scream, but it is consensual, you begin to consumate with me and your ectoplasm enters my bunger, I caress your sloped ghost chest and your ghost tail becomes rock hard, out in the void another ghost farts and shits himself, we turn and look and he looks at us with a leer and lusty smile, it's Burt, ready to scat gently caress beyond the grave. We scream in unison.
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May 28, 2020 04:03
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ah fcuk my boners shooting jizzes everywhere and it's getting in your ear! hot!
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May 28, 2020 04:03
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after jizing i'm ashamed of myself would a mod delete my posts to preserve my political career please. i want to be elected alderman some day.
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May 28, 2020 04:03
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I'm dead and floating through space, my ghost turns to u, your ghosts turn to me, your ghost says "I will ghost gently caress you." I scream, but it is consensual, you begin to consumate with me and your ectoplasm enters my bunger, I caress your sloped ghost chest and your ghost tail becomes rock hard, out in the void another ghost farts and shits himself, we turn and look and he looks at us with a leer and lusty smile, it's Burt, ready to scat gently caress beyond the grace. We scream in unison. nice 
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May 28, 2020 04:05
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i'm loving and sucking and going like "balalalalalla" on your earlobes
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May 28, 2020 04:06
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I leave wearing your panties
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May 28, 2020 04:06
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I'm dead and floating through space, my ghost turns to u, your ghosts turn to me, your ghost says "I will ghost gently caress you." I scream, but it is consensual, you begin to consumate with me and your ectoplasm enters my bunger, I caress your sloped ghost chest and your ghost tail becomes rock hard, out in the void another ghost farts and shits himself, we turn and look and he looks at us with a leer and lusty smile, it's Burt, ready to scat gently caress beyond the grave. We scream in unison. 
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May 28, 2020 04:07
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BigBadSteve posted:I heard that your sometime boyfriend posted a dick pick there but it got "pulled". It's true Silly goon I did not know he was going to do it I was so innocent back then Love is the best drug ever and I had been in withdrawal for years
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May 28, 2020 04:07
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you're stuck on a desert island and i'm a horny coconut and i fall from the palm tree i am growing in directly int oyour rear end in a top hat
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May 28, 2020 04:11
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I'm undulating just everywhere
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May 28, 2020 04:12
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I'm so hard that my jeans immediately disintegrate into a void singularity.
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May 28, 2020 04:13
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im just edging hard as hell from all that ghost talk
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May 28, 2020 04:13
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i would like to see spins boob again
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May 28, 2020 04:14
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Sid Vicious posted:i would like to see spins boob again AWOOGAH
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May 28, 2020 04:14
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i lugubriate crapulently and fall asleep with my hand down my pants
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May 28, 2020 04:14
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Inground her like that
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you're a cashier at safeway and i walkin and you say "Can i help you?" and i say "Yes i would like some sex please."
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May 28, 2020 04:15
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I'm behind you, wearing only her panties, buying four packs of magnum condoms and a corded telephone
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>check inventory
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