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Welcome back  Agriculture and Biology for votes. Got to get those pops.
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News All Day Network posted:...The agritech megaconglomerate Nutris makes the news today due to an unprecedented investment in their R&D department. In a press release, the company reassures its shareholders that the sudden move is due to a pressing and never before seen need for future space-grade food-production capacity, as well as possible future xenobiological applications in food production. Nutris stock has taken a slight dip due to the move being seen as overtly speculative by many, but the company board remains adamant in their belief that their early investment will result in a dominant market position later on. Advert Jingle posted:Only fools ruminate on empty stomachs~ Biology, 50 million industrial workers, 1 combat vessel. Theantero fucked around with this message at 15:31 on May 31, 2020 |
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May 31, 2020 15:02
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Nutris takes no stance on what our combat vessels should be armed with, but does issue a statement that their pantries should be stocked with Nutris' Redwort & Spotcap Omelette (with nutritional supplement) MRE, the flagship of their new line of MREs, sure to fill the bellies of our brave troops with deliciousness and their hearts with fighting spirit.
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May 31, 2020 20:07
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General Revil posted:Vindicator, but remove the neutron cannons, add the improved engines, and use the rest of the capacity on missiles. Keep point defense arrays between 2 and 4 total. I don't know anything about the combat mechanics of this game, but will vote for this due the fluff being great.
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Jun 2, 2020 09:39
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News All Day Network posted:-ith access to their patents already in high demand, our corporate liaisons from Nutris confirm the company stance of investing further into Biotechnology even as the company stock begins to climb- A comment on Chekkit by user CowCowCow15 posted:No reason to get pointlessly conspiratorial. Just because the Company CFO's cousin works on the Enforcer and the Vindicator's refit program does not mean the sponsorship deal goes further than Boyt and his cronies scrabbling for what support they can get. Exclusive catering rights on a whole line of naval vessels is definitely enough for Nutris to throw around its weight in the UML for its subsidiaries. Hell, the entire article is about how they cleared the corporate corruption audit, which you'd know if you actually read it instead of just the title... News All Day Network posted:-een quiet about their exact reasoning to sponsor Kakari II as a colonization target within the greater UML colonization efforts, though it has been noted by observers that such a marginally habitable world would benefit from several Nutris patents for even partial self-sufficiency- Snippet from a Nutris recruitment leaflet for Agronomics at Nut-U posted:Agriculture is a field on the rise like no other, and with agriculture rises agronomics! With extragnolar habitation in the horizon within a few short decades, wise investors in their intellectual capital will not pass the opportunity to get their hands on the agrimarket while the industry's booming like never before! At Nut-U, we provide a state-of-the-art education in the fields of agronomy and agronomics, easily edging out our competitors with our access to NDA-protected growth-modeling software and the highest rated lecturers on exclusive corporate retainer, as well as... Advert Jingle posted:~Flan-Flan☆~ Theantero fucked around with this message at 14:10 on Jun 3, 2020 |
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Jun 2, 2020 18:59
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Would seem somewhat inefficient to keep around a slower ship with a bunch of faster ships in a Fast Response Fleet. The Vindicator would basically have to operate solo if we don't refit.
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Jun 3, 2020 14:22
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nweismuller posted:E: Also, I'm open to suggestions for possible loreposts to make now. I'm not nearly ready to close voting yet, but am getting the itch to write more, so would gladly take suggestions for topics to explore. Presumably gnolams aren't a homogenous group, even with the advent of UML. Are there any geocultural divisions of note?
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Jun 3, 2020 17:05
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Nut-U, introductory seminar to fungal domestication posted:-ood example would be the common spotcap, which started out as an autumnal crop in Northern Val where it is endemic, where locals figured out to use it to bolster their diets due to the latitudes only really allowing for a single growth cycle of more fragile, photosynthesizing plants. Of course, most laypeople would not even recognize this prehistoric spotcap as the one we have today, -the slide changes, showing a comparison with the closest modern equivalent of the wild spotcap and a significantly plumper agricultural variant- since a thousand years of domestication have developed meatier, hardier and more nutritious all-year cultivars of the humble fungus, forming it into a staple that has been adopted worldwide during the past few centuries of globalization. Now, of course, these days we do not need to refine a food source for thousands of years to achieve these ends, since advances in Biotechnology have allowe- News All Day Network posted:-onsorship is still held for the second Enforcer as per the contractual obligations, but according to our sources the negotiations to extend this deal to a possible Star Base project later on have halted. When asked about this, our Nutris corporate liaison stated that 'Nutris is currently investing heavily in colonization efforts, and does not wish to stretch its capital too thin', referring us to an official corporate statement to be published later this we- A comment on Chekkit by user ate_a_Burger posted:No, it's because Shimari Prime is way out there. Do you even know how long it takes to bring supplies there? Fresh produce? Obviously these agrotech giants are slobbering all over a ball of sand and barren rocks way out in the rear end end of nowhere, what are the people going to eat other than their stuff? Edge out early competitors with a generous sponsorship deal with the colonization corps and boom, you get to work from an early position of near-monopoly. Stocks are bound to rise, so you'd be a fool to sell now. Advert jingle posted:*SNAP!* Goes the chip!
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Jun 5, 2020 21:59
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I like her moxie. HIRE HER ON THE SPOT!
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Jun 6, 2020 14:49
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I personally have a longstanding grudge against the Silicoid advisor. Rocktits will remain forever unforgivable.
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Jun 7, 2020 16:54
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News All Day Network posted:-egardless, the amount of new and novel agritech patents entering the market has significantly lessened during the past few decades, casting aspersions on Nutris' extended Biotechnology investments- Nutris Marketing, internal memo posted:Yes yes, but WHAT DO THEY EAT? All that other garbage is utterly SECONDARY, we must break onto the Human market. So yes, we will sponsor the Shimari colony, and yes we will sponsor our sailors in Guad, hell, we'll sponsor a colony in Guad too! Anything to get into closer and more intimate contact with these aliens and their mouth holes and the things they put in them. Nutris Advert posted:Heavy percussives play on the background as two heavily built gnolams eye each other warily on a station bar, one with star sailor dyemarks on his bare shoulders, the other with Guadese spacer ones. The shot cuts quickly between the faces of the two, their expressions becoming more and more intense and aggressive as the music climbs towards crescendo. Theantero fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Jun 8, 2020 |
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Jun 8, 2020 08:35
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Voting for Sentinel & Victor.
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Jun 8, 2020 15:51
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Ah right, I also vote in favor of updating the Enforcer.
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Jun 9, 2020 13:52
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Nutris internal memo posted:And for one final time, I repeat that this is not the time to screw up. All our investments these past decades into Xenobiotics and all the various agricultural applications of foreign borne biomatter comes to head here. This is where Nutris comes on top, this is where Nutris grabs all the best stuff from right under the snouts of its competitors. And if it doesn't I assure you that there will be no bonus this year to anyone. News All Day Network posted:-nd though the details of this joint research initiative between Nutris and the Republican company Nestlé-Monsanto-Bayer is subject to strict corporate secrecy, it is not in this aspect unique taken the myriad similar dealings taking place within the technology secto- Yea on Research Agreement and the tech purchases A comment on Chekkit by user reddestofRedbulbs posted:No, as an actual exobotanist in real life, I can assure you none of this is simple. Ever tried growing spotcaps in microgravity? Or mealgrass? Or stalks? It makes perfect sense for Nutris and the other agricorps to get rent space on these asteroid labs if they ever get done, it's not just for physics dorks. Overheard aboard the Enforcer, Crew Quarters. posted:"So the admiral's onboard the two and two plan for the Victors and Sentinels." Nutris internal memo posted:And again, everybody, remember to be extra careful with your cryptos. Interspecies law is in an odd space right now, and I do not want our patents leeching into Republican space where we might never be able of getting them back. Yea on Espionage Center Advert Jingle posted:*DING*
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Jun 10, 2020 12:30
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GunnerJ posted:Seems like it's either: Since Word of Nweis has already stated that gnolams throwing dice get the normal distribution, I'd hedge my bets on 2.
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Jun 11, 2020 17:10
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You're failing to imagine an experiment in which all parties want you to roll a specific result. For example, if the roller gets boxcars on 2d6, then they get a cookie (which they really want), from somebody who really wants to share their cookie (a corporate rep from Nutris Lucky Bites doing an advert). Gnolams, being a really clever sort, would obviously have taken this into account. QED. 
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Jun 11, 2020 18:45
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News All Day Network posted:-states that the corporate push for Genetic Engineering is part of a greater investment into Val as a whole, promising that staple crop neo-cultivars tailored specifically for the planet's atmosphere and their patented N-Soil Soil Enrichment Solution will hit the market soon. As per the leaked plans for a Baalbo Kelp Initiative, the conglomerate stays vagu- Advert Jingle posted:Funbits!
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Jun 11, 2020 22:15
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Voting for the full Reliant Aerospace set.
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Jun 12, 2020 15:00
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"News All Day Network" posted:-boast that their strong focus in cultural xenology will soon lead every Republican grocery having Nutris products on the shelves- Also, full alliance "News All Day Network" posted:-onfirm that the Redwort & Spotcap Omelette, colloquially known as 'vomelette', has been removed from the new lineup of MREs due to negative market reception despite numerous revisions to the recipe during the decades, and assure future sailors that their wishes and preferences will be taken carefully into accou- Yea both to refit and naval expansion "Nutris internal memo" posted:For the last time, the exact details of our contract with LIIS remain under strict NDA. So unless you're high management or PatentSec, none of that concerns you. 2 LIIS teams, pure counterintelligence "Advert Jingle" posted:IS YOUR CULINARY LIFE BLAND? Theantero fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Jun 16, 2020 |
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Jun 16, 2020 01:56
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Scattered personal notes of a Nutris marketing executive posted:
Overheard at the office tea dispenser at Facility W-X1 of Nutris HQ posted:"You know that's a conspiracy, right? Meklar 'neurojacks' aren't a real thing, the Security Auditor just doesn't want you to leak secrets from corporate that the Combine could put into use without paying us..." 0 new LIIS teams News All Day Network posted:"-nd Nutris stock continues its steady climb as the company invests in Biots and the construction of new colony ships as per market prediction, banking on future returns from the heavy reliance of new colonies on the agricultural sector- Also, decommission old forts Advert Jingle posted:The gray rocks of Navok getting you down~?
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Jun 20, 2020 21:59
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Very tragic, but how does this affect the sales of Gellum???
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Jun 23, 2020 01:35
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My sweet, sweet profit margin  EDIT: Antaran Contact at the end of last page
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Jun 23, 2020 01:39
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News All Day Network posted:-likely sharing the results of their significant investments into the field of Xenology at a considerable discount due to the pressing need presented by the Antaran invasion, as per our Nutris corporate liaison- Also, voting for Communications Nutris Internal Memo posted:We are all aware of the exposed Republican spying activities within League space, and the risk this presents to Nutris intellectual property. 2 new LIIS teams, counter-espionage only Also, fortification to be completed as is reasonable. News All Day Network posted:-and Nutris is sponsoring the colonization of Parmag Prime, continuing their corporate policy of encouraging habitation on marginal worlds most in need of their advanced nutritional processing technologies- "Advert Jingle posted:Kelbits, Kelbits~
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Jun 24, 2020 08:29
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News All Day Network posted:-ontinues its efforts to push outside Gnolam space, with Nut-U offering ever increasing amounts of Xenology courses, and investing heavily in foreign trade- Xenology, new Research Treaty and Trade Treaty Revenue for camile Overheard at the office tea dispense posted:"Yeah I know corporate has its bid on the Parmag Prime colony initiative to root Gellum on another planet, but if you'd grown up on Navok like me you'd know how cruel a fate it is to be raised thinking that is what fruit tastes like..." Nutris advert posted:A gnolam sits in a meditative pose in a room with blank with walls.
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Jun 27, 2020 12:40
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Modernizing new colonies works for me too.
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Jun 28, 2020 20:35
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News All Day Network posted:-states that with the current understanding of xenobiology and genetic manipulation, it won't be long until Nutris products can be found in every home across the known galaxy- Tech: Galactic Trading Nutris Internal Memo posted:NO. Yea on DNA Scanners, Yea on new LIIS team, counterintelligence only News All Day Network posted:-heavy investment in Eydin, despite the outcry surrounding the roe farm S-55 incident. Our Nutris corporate liaison assures us that security measures on the facilities are being revised and that all affected parties have been duly compensated- Industrial and agricultural improvements on Eydin Also, Yea on shifting the pops around Suggested Advert Jingle, Denied by the Nutris Department of Xenomarketing posted:~Man-Flan☆~
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Jun 30, 2020 18:34
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Nut-U recruitment flier posted:-And furthermore, Nut-U has a well-deserved reputation for always staying on the sharpest edge of pedagogic developments. Our teaching methods all but guarantee a combination of skills and knowledge sure to be practical on the job market. When comparing median salaries of graduates, Nut-U- News All Day Network posted:-orporate liaisons confirm that their development of new agricultural projects across League space is proceeding without undue delay. They do not deny that Nutris is pursuing its own spaceport, though they do again stress that the conglomerate has no interest in armed vessels in its merchant fleet- Fusion plants and soil enrichment and Yea to ships to stash our commanders in Nutris Advert posted:The long wait is over.
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Jul 3, 2020 15:21
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nweismuller posted:I'm formally going to put Glaive-Guisarme's proposal for armed military ships being destroyers up for a vote, and vote yea... and further propose that we make the destroyers available by selling off the Champion and Victor for refit once we have heavier ships for the main battle line. Yea
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Jul 3, 2020 17:25
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Voting for the Reliant Aerospace set.
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Jul 4, 2020 23:07
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Nut-U advert posted:-And furthermore, Nut-U offers superior courseloads in Civilian Administration, Agronomy, Gene Engineering, Corporate Bio-Ethics, Xenobiology, as well as Industrial Cloning. The customer satisfaction of our alumni consistently reaches top rankings by the standards of all commercial polling agencies, and- Advanced Government, Invest in getting an Astro University and new colony ship on Val, University after Colony Ship, Yea on immediate refit, Conservative naval expansion, Nay on new LIIS team Nutris Advert posted:An old gnolam sits by the sunset, staring into the horizon wistfully. Theantero fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Jul 7, 2020 |
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Jul 7, 2020 16:46
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Gellum is that Weird Gross Food that old people really like because that's all they had when they were kids. Thus, in a clever Nutris marketing ploy, Gellum will forever be associated with Being Old, cementing a future for the product as a specialty foodstuff even if it no longer carries as a bulk product. What I'm saying is that the Galaxy will never be free from the weirdly cloying sweetness, slippery consistency, and rather unpleasantly fungal aftertaste of Gellum. Gellum is here to stay. Forever.
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Jul 7, 2020 19:31
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News All Day Network posted:-nd though the conglomerate has been particularly tight-lipped in regards to their confidential projects at their recently purchased former mining operations, our corporate liaisons assure us that "it isn't anything ominous"- Astro Biology Yea and Drive Systems Yea on Technology Acquisition Ston and Apocrypha for Secondary Priorities Yea for Scouting News All Day Network posted:"Not every import can be as significant as the Republican chicken, naturally", the Nutris corporate liaison answers questions with a practiced PR clip, "Though Nutris is confident that most alien species within our xenocultural projections based on current known alien life will most likely have foodstuffs worth of study and acquisition. The corporate leadership has already voted to gather a first contact fund for the accelerated establishment of trade relations for when the promising technology to utilize the unstable warp lanes matures." Nutris Advert posted:Is your VR Experience a bit... bland? Theantero fucked around with this message at 19:29 on Jul 12, 2020 |
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Jul 12, 2020 07:41
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News All Day Network posted:-with heavy investment into their patented Holistic Agricultural Solutions expected to edge out most notable competition by a significant degree, and according to our Nutris corporate liaison, the conglomerate's stock is expected to rise in value more than it has in over a century- Astro Biology Focuses: Training, Nutris, Rainbow/WSI Limited Gates Azimon Advert Jingle posted:Coftea®~
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Jul 16, 2020 19:38
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Is it too late to institute Hug a Bug Day?
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Jul 17, 2020 18:13
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News All Day Network posted:-stock is rising due to the myriad licensing agreements already in place. Though these new Holistic Agrisystems are still deeply experimental and an active expense, our Nutris corporate liaison is confident in the conglomerate's internal predictions as per their likely future worth. And up next, our xenoconsultant with insights into the popular new paper 'The hive mind and you: Marketing to Klackons'- TRANS GENETICS, and furthermore hard shields, shields and Logical Yea on both cases of Open Borders Agreements Overheard at the Nutris Marketing Think Tank posted:"But everybody wants SOMETHING! What are we even paying these xenocultural liaisons for if they can't even tell us what it takes to make a sponsorship deal with a single Sakkra. We've got to get that whilst she's still hot news!" Yea on Lilka Yea on Cygni Two task forces with four battleships and four frigates. Yea on Tessin's naval focus Yea on LIIS scouting Advert Jingle posted:Feeling lonely? Theantero fucked around with this message at 10:17 on Jul 26, 2020 |
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Jul 26, 2020 10:13
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By the magic of bookmarks, I am still around.
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Sep 7, 2020 15:41
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News All Day Network posted:-lopment of these subterranean systems is still underway, with many technical questions still unanswered as per our Nutris Corporate Liaison, but the conglomerate's stock is nevertheless rising steadily due to favorable speculation- Astro Biology Lirr II and Tessin Colonization focus Overheard at Nutris Marketing posted:"But we're longstanding allies, aren't we?" Favor the Empire of Bulra. Suggested Advert Jingle, Denied by the Nutris Department of Xenomarketing posted:BIG MEAT!
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Sep 23, 2020 17:55
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Overheard during Executive Tour of Nutris Subterrarium UML-Gn2 Subsector Alpha5 posted:"Very good!" Trans Genetics Industry on Val & Tessin Colony Ship/Agriculture on Skeggi News All Day Network posted:-increasing amount of market share. Our Nutris Corporate Liaison further assures us that the diplomatic overtures towards the Sakkra are sure to rebound the value of the conglomerate's BIG MEAT® subsidiary, and recoup the losses accrued due to the war with the Great Empire of Bulra- Support the Sakkra Nations and the Star Empire of Altair Pull our ships back Yea on Ariaa, law enforcement and internal security Nutris Recruitment Ad posted:Is your career in a rut?
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Oct 15, 2020 16:01
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Overheard during a Nutris Thinktank meeting posted:"But there has to be a way!" Artifical Life Megafluxers Core Waste Dump News All Day Network posted:-deny allegations of belligerence, stating that "Violent conflict resolution directly conflicts with Nutris corporate charter", and that the lobbying effort is merely due to the catering contracts Nutris has in place with the navy- New Heavy Battleship for each fleet Two new fleets Fleet Stance: be ready to bulli the lizards Advert Jingle posted:Catsnack~!
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Nutris thinktank, Theoretical Nutrition Division posted:"You're insane." Molecular Control and Zeon Missiles Yay to AM-715 Domestic Development
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