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The Worst Unicorn
Nov 4, 2009

~*I Sparkle You Sparkle*~

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Jon drink the dog cum

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
How many dogs does it take to fill a whole mug?

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


Who What Now posted:

How many dogs does it take to fill a whole mug?

NLJP fucked around with this message at 23:14 on May 30, 2020

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
I hate puppies!

Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
Why does Liz have a cup of dog cum on the table while she is examining a cat?

The Worst Unicorn
Nov 4, 2009

~*I Sparkle You Sparkle*~

Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

Why does Liz have a cup of dog cum on the table while she is examining a cat?

why does dog cum look like coffee? some things we will never know

Your Shoes
May 6, 2020

by Reene

Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

Why does Liz have a cup of dog cum on the table while she is examining a cat?

Jim Davis is actually a dada artist

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

Why does Liz have a cup of dog cum on the table while she is examining a cat?

She’s a sick pervert, clearly.

Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

The Worst Unicorn posted:

why does dog cum look like coffee?

https://lmgtfy.com/?q=why+does+dog+cum+look+like+coffee%3F

The first three links are about the image in the OP, as are another three out of the first ten results provided.

None of them gives a definitive answer to your question.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
DDoes this work?

Only registered members can see post attachments!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

The Worst Unicorn posted:

why does dog cum look like coffee? some things we will never know

maybe jon's version of coffee is 50% milk and 50% sugar

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I drink stuff at the vet day in day out and I never had any puppies

Lots of health problems tho

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

https://lmgtfy.com/?q=why+does+dog+cum+look+like+coffee%3F

The first three links are about the image in the OP, as are another three out of the first ten results provided.

None of them gives a definitive answer to your question.
who drops a lmgtfy link when the answer isnt easily googleable
in 2020 :ughh:

you got a lot to learn about dog cum too

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth


e:

lol now it looks like dog cum made him super horny for Liz

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


589 years ago the villainous Bergundians and Anglo forces torched Jeanne D'Arc

Never forget or forgive Charles

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal

Dely Apple posted:

589 years ago the villainous Bergundians and Anglo forces torched Jeanne D'Arc

Never forget or forgive Charles

poo poo

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Are you on the square?
Are you on the level?
Are you ready to swear right here, right now
Before the devil

Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

gary oldmans diary posted:

who drops a lmgtfy link when the answer isnt easily googleable
in 2020 :ughh:

you got a lot to learn about dog cum too

We're in a thread talking about an image from 30 years ago and you're complaining about an lmgtfy link?

Edit: I used google to remind me of the correct lmgtfy reference to even post that response.

Rocket Baby Dolls fucked around with this message at 00:51 on May 31, 2020

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 01:38 on May 31, 2020

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Garfield is a real prick

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

We're in a thread talking about an image from 30 years ago and you're complaining about an lmgtfy link?
im just gonna keep making fun of you for not getting why someone would say "let me google that for you"

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

gary oldmans diary posted:

who drops a lmgtfy link when the answer isnt easily googleable
in 2020 :ughh:

you got a lot to learn about dog cum too

Who drops a lmgtfy link full stop anymore lol

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
it aint no zombo.com thats for sure

Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

Chrs posted:

Who drops a lmgtfy link full stop anymore lol

Me, scroll up.

Madness
Jan 23, 2007


It's not dog cum, the comic creator hilariously addressed this years ago.

"On the farm, we used to give first-calf heifers a high protein supplement to help them deliver healthier calves," (Davis) said in a statement to BuzzFeed News. "The supplement was provided by our vet."
Since Liz is a vet, "I assumed that there would be a similar supplement for dogs," Davis said.
"So Jon is drinking a protein-enriched drink formulated for a pregnant dog."
That's why Liz mentions the "healthy" litter Jon would have -- because he had just drunk a supplement for pregnant dogs, not dog semen.
"There you have it!" Davis said.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
I never noticed her pose before.



Dely Apple posted:

589 years ago the villainous Bergundians and Anglo forces torched Jeanne D'Arc

Never forget or forgive Charles
Thank you.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
high protein supplement confirmed

Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

gary oldmans diary posted:

im just gonna keep making fun of you for not getting why someone would say "let me google that for you"

I'm just gonna keep making fun of you for not getting why lmgtfy is something you're making fun of me for.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
Relevant? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-ooCnZviZ8 semi :nws:

Blistex fucked around with this message at 01:35 on May 31, 2020

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

The Worst Unicorn
Nov 4, 2009

~*I Sparkle You Sparkle*~
It’s a protein enriched drink alright


cum

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon
jon lets garfeild fert in his mouth

clammy
Nov 25, 2004

garfield HATES puppies lmfao

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

that cat's at the vet all the loving time.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



The Voice of Labor posted:

that cat's at the vet all the loving time.

too much lasgane

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

clammy posted:

garfield HATES puppies lmfao

When the hell has Garfield ever interacted with puppies?

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal

The Voice of Labor posted:

that cat's at the vet all the loving time.


Munchausen by proxy

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


The Voice of Labor posted:

that cat's at the vet all the loving time.

If you're trying to get into a veterinarians pants, you gotta make your cat fat as gently caress so you have an excuse to go to the vet as often as possible to flirt and try to pick up the veterinarian. Hope that helps!

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